How Erotic Are You??

[Lady Macbeth]

Hi everyone! this is my first post so be gentle! With Valentines day coming up before we all know it, people are thinking; Gee what can i do to top last years Valentines day??? Well here is your chance to just blow other people away with your Valentine ideas. And just think you might help make someone's Valentines day very special! So here is what enquiring minds want to know? WHAT IS THE MOST EROTIC OR ROMANTIC THING YOU HAVE DONE FOR YOUR SWEETIE???
I want all of the juicy details!!!!!! As for the most erotic or romantic thing i have done??? Well this wouldn't be the most erotic thing I have done but. . . . . That would have to be the erotic edible outfit i made and wore for my husband. used thread and various fruits; sliced them up and threaded them on strings. Then combined them together to make a "grass" fruited skirt. I wore it around my hips or waist and then made a necklace made out of more fruit.i wore that around my neck. He almost died from the laughter but it was definitely erotic to say the least. i danced the night away in my edible hula skirt! and as the night passed he ate from my "clothing". we had so much fun that night! Some fruits that i used were pineapple chunks, strawberries, bananas(these didn't work too well) kiwi fruit, and frozen grapes. Well so now you have heard from me!!! Lets hear from you!

 

[Never]

First, I found out where she lived, what her DL and SS numbers were, where she was born, what her grades were in school and then I started taking pictures of her and her boyfriend.
Then there were the flowers for her, the phone calls where I wouldn't say anything and just listen to her voice, the nights I'd just stand under the tree outside her house and look up at her window.
Then she started telling me that some sicko was stalking her and she got a pit bull so I left her alone after that..

 

[Purple Haze]

Greetings from the invisible guy!

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Can't top your little smorgasbord, nope won't even try.

Just saying hello. Welcome to the board.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

WHAT IS THE MOST EROTIC OR ROMANTIC THING YOU HAVE DONE FOR YOUR SWEETIE???

I once killed a king and took over Scotland, but that's a whole story.

Aside from that the most romantic thing I ever did was my proposal on an island listening to the crashing waves after having just made love.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I hate valentine's day

I think it is overhyped and makes people feel they *have* to do something they should be doing every day in their relationships.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If I have to eat those little candy hearts with the stupid printed sentiments and chalky tast every day of my marriage, then I just quit. No. Make it once a year, and I'm fine.

 

[Gingersnap]

The sexiest most romantic gift I have given is laughter. Oh and I painted a picture for him.

 

[CreamyLady]

Mmm, I too hate Valentine's Day. From all accounts, he was a humorless, dried-up prune and wanted only that young women be properly married and not prostitutes. That is, if he existed at all.

Anyway, one can get chocolate whenever one wishes. I suppose I would have to say I'm not a very erotic person.

 

[Siren]

How erotic do you want me to be???/

 

[GuyJD]

MY MOST ROMANTIC THOUGHT....

When I was working in the City Hall back home, there was a super fine and sexy woman that I had a monster crush on and later learned that she felt the same for me. We talked but never got romantic. So for Valentine, I gave her a bag and a letter. I wrote in the letter..."we are not yet in the stage of our relationship where I can hold you, caress you, and cherish you as I would like. So instead, I will give you lots and lots of Hugs and Kisses." Then when she opened the gift bag, it was filled with Hershey Hugs and Hershey Kisses.

 

[Ian1]

What is the most Romantic thing I ever did on Valentines Day?

Actually remember that is was Valentines Day!

 

[riff]

Most Erotic thing I did?

hmmmmm....

Cook a good dinner, be a good companion, and make love to her unashamedly.

The rest is confection.

 

[TN_Vixen]

well hell.. I saw "Valentine's Day"

and skipped the rest of the post. hehe.

The most erotic things I've done=
1. Put a hand-held tape recorder in my purse then told my husband I was going to go to the store. In the store parking lot I pulled out the recorder and whispered in a low throaty voice everything that I wanted to do to him and vice versa. Told him in explicit terms how excited I was getting just thinking about it. Drove home, handed turned off the t.v., handed him the tape recorder and told him to listen to it while I prepared for bed.

2. Positioned the video camera facing the couch one afternoon while he was at work (I was in school full time but b/w classes). Proceeded to tape myself having fun with my toys. (This was extroidinarily out of character for me at the time). That evening as we were getting ready to go to sleep, I hit the "play" button on the VCR. He was floored.

 

[Roll-One]

Welcome

to the board Lady Macbeth, i date quite a bit, i try to avoid valentine day, it would cost me to much...lol

 

[Lady Macbeth]

Re: MY MOST ROMANTIC THOUGHT....

When I was working in the City Hall back home, there was a super fine and sexy woman that I had a monster crush on and later learned that she felt the same for me. We talked but never got romantic. So for Valentine, I gave her a bag and a letter. I wrote in the letter..."we are not yet in the stage of our relationship where I can hold you, caress you, and cherish you as I would like. So instead, I will give you lots and lots of Hugs and Kisses." Then when she opened the gift bag, it was filled with Hershey Hugs and Hershey Kisses.

Very touching Guy! Those hugs and kisses are just as nice as the real thing! I know that i like them!

 

[bulld]

Poetry warms the heart!

I wrote her a poem! I think she really liked it. I just posted it on lit today. It's called "She Feeds Me". Ok I'm done shamelessly pandering for readers.......Oh wait that's another thread.

 

[ericred50]

Mmmmm I need to think about this one, I will get back to you.

 

[TonyG]

Back in college time, I had my girlfriend's roomie let me into her apartment on a day she had a large class schedule. I spent the afternoon starightening the place, cleaning it and doing her wash. When she arrived about 6pm I had a bubble bath ready with some wine and apples. I had placed candles throughout the apartment, had her favorite music playing and just let her soak in the tub for as long as she needed while I made dinner. Oh, I also had paid the roomie and her boyfriend to go out to dinner and a movie so we would have time alone.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

tony....wanna go steady?

the most romantic thing I can remember right now was not Valentine's Day, but our anniversary. I made him dinner (tortilini in marinara sauce) and we fed it to each other. Naked. With our fingers. Our tongues were the napkins.

 

[Earthgoddess]

I really don't like Valentine's day either but the most wonderful thing anyone ever did for me was to draw me a set of coupons for backrubs, foot rubs and kisses. I married the guy! Twice even!

 

[DriveSouth]

This was a hard one for us to narrow down. Ms South and I discussed it though and decided this:

The most romantic thing I ever did for Valentines was to make love to my fiance'. You see, we were married the next day, the 15th. Had rehearsal and a rehearsal dinner on Valentines Night, escaped afterwards and had a very sweet evening in bed together.

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: I hate valentine's day

 

[*Jennifer-In-Flares*]

How Erotic Are You??

it depends how much money you've got *jenny*

 

[Latina]

My most romantic Valentine's day EVER was in 1997, four months after we married. He bought me a beautiful Victorian gown, complete with a huge hat with a long feather on it. He donned the same elegant 1924 tuxedo that he wore at our wedding, and a new top hat that I had bought for him (his old hat was not in good shape, and it didn't quite fit him right, anyway). Dressed to the nines like this, we dined on a true gourmet meal, at the most elegant restaurant in town, as a jazz band played romantic music on stage, for an exclusive audience of just 8 or 10 couples. I noticed that the other diners focused more on us in our elegant, historic costumes, than they did on the band or the food. My husband told me that they were all looking at the most beautiful and classy lady in the room.

-- Latina

 

[Guest]

Valentine's day sux...