How embarassing would this be???

[Blackbich]

Received in an e-mail by me today.


Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe
lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that
it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said OK. After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.
As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good
news?" "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then
turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.


Talk about feeling small - LOL.

[Edited by Blackbich on 05-10-2001 at 08:21 PM]

 

[Simply Me]

Now that's funny !

 

[Ask For More]

Got this in an email the other day
highly amusing

 

[Cheyenne]

You really had me confused there for a minute because I KNEW you were female. I could not figure out why your kids would call you dad!

I get it, the story isn't yours... my bad.

 

[Blackbich]

No, my bad, Cheyenne. I never thought about it. I'll take care of that now.

 

[Renegade]

Yipes, just yipes.

 

[Styphon]

Hi, All

Nice story! I hope no-one minds if I chip in with one that happened to me, last week...

I went to visit the kids at my ex-wife's home, and all the houses are enclosed by a security system. I thought it polite to buzz the communal intercom, as I don't like to open the doors unannounced.

Two guys with a ladder were fixing a broken pane, about 5 feet away, and I nodded a greeting as I pressed the buzzer.

She answered after a delay, and I told her I was coming to the house... "OK," she says, clear as a bell, "I've got no clothes on so I'll open the door and wait upstairs!"

Two very silent workmen, I can tell you!!

Styphon

 

[TinaG13]

OMG! That is too funny! It would be totally humiliating.

 

[Mr.curious]

I know the feeling, when my oldest son was 5 he had to have minor surgery done in his private area. Afew days later we were in a local resturant. An older couple sitting next to him asked how he was today, Of course they didn't know us. My son says oh I'm fine and my penis is much better.
I could have died from embarassment.

 

[TinaG13]

I know the feeling, when my oldest son was 5 he had to have minor surgery done in his private area. Afew days later we were in a local resturant. An older couple sitting next to him asked how he was today, Of course they didn't know us. My son says oh I'm fine and my penis is much better.
I could have died from embarassment.

Oh no!! LOL What those ppl must have thought!