How Does My G/F Get A Tighter Pussy???

[gentlelover]

my new g/f and i have recently started having sex, the only thing is that her pussy is really loose. any ideas on how to tighten it up?? i suggested anal sex, but she said "your not going in my ass". thanks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Get a boyfriend with a bigger unit?

 

[binkley]

Someone once told me that stitching helps.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Garbage bag twist ties.

 

[Freya]

Kiegel exercises are the only non surgical method. Tell her to clench her muscles as if she's halting the flow of urine. do that thousands of times a day and I'm sure she will regain some muscle control in there.


And I do so hope you weren't such an insensitive bastard as to tell her she has a loose pussy?

 

[Monazwx]

You haven't told her that you think she's "loose" right?

 

[red_rose]

How would fucking her in the ass give her a tighter pussy?



No wonder she said no! That's a shitty idea!

 

[FallenSeraph]

Kiegel exercises are the only non surgical method. Tell her to clench her muscles as if she's halting the flow of urine. do that thousands of times a day and I'm sure she will regain some muscle control in there.


And I do so hope you weren't such an insensitive bastard as to tell her she has a loose pussy?

I think he did tell her cuz he said he suggested anal sex (though I don't know why). You bastard

 

[gentlelover]

you stupid bastards. of course i didnt tell her she had a loose pussy. why the fuck do you think i came on here???

 

[perks]

okay you may think the ass is tighter, but it's only initial, once you get past the ring and fuck it for awhile the sphincter loosens up sugah. Don't make me post bottle pictures.

 

[seXieleXie]

stop fucking her for a couple months and make sure she doesn't use any insertables.

 

[Monazwx]

Then how were you going to break the news?

"Have you ever tried Kiegel exercises or ever thought of surgery,
'cause I think you could use some tightening . . . ."

 

[Traveler32]

Kiegel exercises are the only non surgical method. Tell her to clench her muscles as if she's halting the flow of urine. do that thousands of times a day and I'm sure she will regain some muscle control in there.


And I do so hope you weren't such an insensitive bastard as to tell her she has a loose pussy?

Such a dream you are Freya; topical information, a fine ass, and you come equipped with an attitude!

A tall beautiful woman who does a thousand a day? Swoon

 

[Ishmael]

Alum will work in moderate cases. It should be used with care and a condom used because it has the same effect on cocks.

In extreme cases the pussy may have to be shimmed. This is done by inserting a whole ham in the vagina and then pulling the bone out.

Ishmael

 

[perks]

what if she's jewish?

 

[Traveler32]

what if she's jewish?

Sustitute hamfish.

 

[red_rose]

ROFLMAO

Ish and Perks... ahahahhahahahaha

*wipes tear*

 

[Freya]

you stupid bastards. of course i didnt tell her she had a loose pussy. why the fuck do you think i came on here???

Yep, with an attitude like I can just tell what a kind, sensitive guy you are. Not.

Ever consider your dick is just small?

 

[Freya]

Such a dream you are Freya; topical information, a fine ass, and you come equipped with an attitude!

A tall beautiful woman who does a thousand a day? Swoon

I have a tight pussy, I dont' really need the exercises, but I do them so I can grab on tight when I want to!

 

[Nora]

what if she's jewish?

He could always shove some calves' liver up there.

 

[Private Vasquez]

But removed the cloves first. Those bad boys are sharp!

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

what if she's jewish?

A leg of Lamb may be substituted, but it doesn't last as long.

Ishmael

 

[gentlelover]

Re: Re: How Does My G/F Get A Tighter Pussy???

Have sex with a man with a bigger dick

what, like you???

 

[Guest]

This guy seems to have a flare for drama. I've been reading through some of his past posts and quite honestly seems less than a "Gentlelover".

Have fun reading this thread he posted.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98686

Seems more like an insensative jerk to me with a slight fetish for being a drama queen.