How does a girl masturbate?

[pigsinthesky]

Help! My friend wants to masturbate but she doesn't know how. She keeps bugging me, so will some one tell me what to tell her? Please!!!!

 

[pigsinthesky]

She won't stop asking! Its so annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Here's an idea. Tell her to post here. I'm guessing that you're male and that's why you don't know how a gal masturbates? If so, why does she think you would know? If you, too, are female, then you should have an idea. Not to sound rude, but I have a hunch that you're a young male hoping to jack off yourself to detailed accounts on how a woman masturbates. If you are, in fact, for real, then e-mail me for the info. I will try to be polite there.

~Dr Tiggs~
http://www.freebackgrounds.com/kit12.gif

[Edited by Tiggs on 11-07-2000 at 07:08 PM]

 

[Wizard]

Our sex Dr. Tiggs is on the case...................Go Tiggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Teach them well...............................

 

[Guest]

<Smiles politely> Thank you Wizard.

 

[Ambrosious]

ALLRIGHT! I'm gonna do this ONE more time.

Step one: Take off your clothes.

 

[Guest]

Step two: Don't ask Ambrosious. "She" doesn't know either! lol Sawwy babe. HAD to!

 

[Ravenloft]

Step three: Stick index and middle finger into cunt VERY deep and press thumb against clit... Honestly! I'm a guy and I know THAT much at least!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Step four: Move index and middle finger up and down the front wall of her cunt,while moving thumb against the clit,some women like circular motions,some don't.
From my experience that is what they like.

 

[Guest]

That's all very well and all, boys, but shouldn't step 3 and 4 really belong in the "G-spot" thread NOT in the "How does a girl MASTURBATE" thread? Just asking. I know I don't slide two fngers into myself with a thumb on the clit when I masturbate.

~Dr Tiggs~
The resident therapist

 

[Ravenloft]

okay then Dr. Ruth... Er Dr. Rae... Then why don't you lay it out for us?! HMMM???

 

[Guest]

Then why don't you lay it out for us?! HMMM???

Now, if I do that, dear blackbird of love, I would be giving in to what I said I was not going to do here... And that is giving young PigsInTheSky some jack off material. If the request for advice is in fact true and honest, then s/he will e-mail me with the question like I suggested.

 

[Ravenloft]

Looks like lil pig is gonna have to settle for a bunch of guys explaining it then eh?!

 

[Guest]

<Humming a certain Crosby, Stills, and Nash song>

B...b...but...how does a man KNOW how a woman masturbates?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

By watching her masturbate.

[Edited by Mackdaddy_74 on 11-07-2000 at 11:09 PM]

 

[Guest]

Grrrr... Blow me MackDaddy.

 

[Ravenloft]

Perking up and stepping into line... "Follow the que BITCH!" I say to DA MACK!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Perking up and stepping into line... "Follow the que BITCH!" I say to DA MACK!

If I may ask you sir,how did you know I was her bitch?

 

[Ravenloft]

...I...Guessed?!

 

[Guest]

He does kinda seem like bitch material, huh babe?

 

[Ravenloft]

Yeah, in a "Let me light your cigarette and clean your boot with my tongue Mistress Tiggs" sorta way...

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I lick feet,not boots.

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh? Well excuse me! My mistake there fella. Been watching the "good" scene of dusk til dawn too much I guess...

 

[Guest]

Stop bickering boys, bow down to me, and lick my feet!

http://www.queenfetish.com/amateur/sue54.jpg

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

*bowing* Yes M'Lady.*Starts licking big toe on right foot.*