How do your run the bases?

[Lasz]

OK I was wondering how everyone around here runs the bases?

What do you consider first base?
What do you consider second base?
third base and home.


Here is my two cents.

First Base: A Kiss
Second Base: A make out session with lots of touching.
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Plate: Sex

 

[juicylips]

Hiya, babe.

Forget about running the bases and just hit a homer every time.

JL

 

[mritsme]

Hiya, babe.

Forget about running the bases and just hit a homer every time.

JL

Homeruns are the best

 

[perks]

ohhhhhhh, those bases.

hmmmmmm.

1st base, holding hands, kissing the mouth.
2nd base, kissing other than the mouth and above the waist petting.
3rd base, fingering, oral
home run, intercourse, vaginal and anal
relief pitcher, add a friend
bat boy, little subby slave
beer guy, viagra provider

 

[glamorilla]

i always try to slide home on my back.

 

[perks]

i always try to slide home on my back.

I want to be your sports illustrated photographer. pleaaaaaase.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Hit it over the fence so you can take the bases slow and easy. Hit a grounder and run like the wind - that's the discovery fantasy. Hit a base hit and wait for someone to bring you home!

"And we'll have fun, fun, fun..."

 

[Orwell84]

I guess I've just faced some tough pitching lately. Too much swinging and missing.

 

[teddybear4play]

I'm not running at all, either. I think someone went on strike.

TB4p

 

[Never]

Oral sex isn't sex? See, I told ya'll I was a virgin.

 

[Private Vasquez]

When you're sliding into first and your pants are gonna burst.
diarrhea. diarrhea.

When you're coming into two and your pants are fulla poo.
diarrhea. diarrhea.

When you're sliding into third and you feel a great big turd.
diarrhea. diarrhea.

When you're sliding into home and your pants are fulla foam.
diarrhea. diarrhea.

wheeeee!!!

But really, you gotta wait for the signal. If your base-coach is good, you'll get home in good time.

 

[Orwell84]

I'm not running at all, either. I think someone went on strike.

TB4p

Last official word I heard was that the strike starts on Friday. I guess no one will get out of the batter's box. Seems such a shame to be standing right next to home, but never even reach first base.