How do YOU propose sex???

[Buscardo]

I'm really fascinated by the sexual offer..I want to know your favorite sexual offers(both given and recieved)..Do you allude to it,try to bring someone home for a different reason like a movie or dinner,write a naughty letter, or just walk right up and offer it, oper and honestly. Lately when I see a really hot girl in the grocery store or where ever, I fantasize about recording my desires of her and burning onto a CD and giving it to her next time I see her.Do any of you think it would work if done smoothly enough???....................Thanks!!!! Buscardo

 

[asian_princess]

How I would propose to SEX.

*gets down on one knee*

Dear Sex,

You've been a part of my life for as long as I can remember (since this morning at the very least). You've been there in good times and bad. Remember when we woke up next to that guy we thought was an extra from Lord of the Rings? And it actually turned out we'd had too many drinks at the pub next to the nuclear plant?

You've been there when I've been alone, and when I've had a partner, and even when my partner had a partner...who then swapped with the partner of my other partner...you were there through it all.

You've been there through all my phases, my domme phase, my sub phase, my need only wear lycra phase, and my phase when i could wear nothing to recover from the rashes the lycra gave me.

I can't imagine my life without you.
For richer, where we can afford a Sybian, or for poorer, (we can take turns wearing the saddle) in health, or in sickness...(you know how well my nurse costume fits you) I want you by my side forever.

Will you marry me?

*waits*

*gets a cramp in my leg*

*rereads questions*

FUCK!!!



*re-answers question of the thread*

"Wanna fuck?"

 

[Evil_Geoff]

"Wanna fuck?"

I thought you'd never ask!

 

[bryan2929]

How I would propose to SEX.

*gets down on one knee*

Dear Sex,

You've been a part of my life for as long as I can remember (since this morning at the very least). You've been there in good times and bad. Remember when we woke up next to that guy we thought was an extra from Lord of the Rings? And it actually turned out we'd had too many drinks at the pub next to the nuclear plant?

You've been there when I've been alone, and when I've had a partner, and even when my partner had a partner...who then swapped with the partner of my other partner...you were there through it all.

You've been there through all my phases, my domme phase, my sub phase, my need only wear lycra phase, and my phase when i could wear nothing to recover from the rashes the lycra gave me.

I can't imagine my life without you.
For richer, where we can afford a Sybian, or for poorer, (we can take turns wearing the saddle) in health, or in sickness...(you know how well my nurse costume fits you) I want you by my side forever.

Will you marry me?

*waits*

*gets a cramp in my leg*

*rereads questions*

FUCK!!!



*re-answers question of the thread*

"Wanna fuck?"

Perfect proposal, I wish you were from the Twin Cities.

 

[simply_subbie]

appy you are hilairous

 

[Evil_Geoff]

appy you are hilairous

Isn't she just, though!