How do you lose a loser?

[BlondGirl]

When a guy/chick hits on you and you do not appreciate it, what do you say to lose the person?

Here is a good suggestion I got tonight and my cousin's response when i sent it to her:

Just say you love an understanding man who does not discriminate against anyone with herpes....
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Hey, that sounds like a good reply! By the way, now I actually have quite an honest, de-stimulating, and anti-erection line myself. I just tell them that I am a mortician, and literally watch them scatter. Only about 1 in 15 will stay around for more conversation! In which case, I just go into detail about the embalming procedure, when they "try and act like they are fascinated or curious". It gets rid of any remaining testosterone!!! Seriously!
Feel free to try it yourself, and see how it makes them wilt and crawl away!

 

[SleepingWarrior]

What would happen if you ran into a necrophiliac(sp?) wouldn't talking about the embalming process excite them more? lol

 

[Mistress]

I usually just say fuck/piss off and then walk away.....

I have been know to flick them off too....btw, that isn't a good thing to do while your at work.

 

[scylis]

you hire me to kill them, is what you do!!

btw, would any of you care to chip in to the collection for my trip to Dallas? i've got...uuhh..business..down there.. yeah...

 

[fgarvb1]

NO..that not legal.!!

Besides someone like him sooner or later will say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time and that will be that.

 

[scylis]

Re: NO..that not legal.!!

Besides someone like him sooner or later will say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time and that will be that.

yeah.. exactly! they say the wrong thing to whoever hired me and that's that!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i think of the most repulsive thing i can possibly imagine and ask them if they enjoy doing it.... i once asked someone if they had ever eaten/played with dog shit. they asked me why... my response was that was one of my favorite pasttimes..... needless to say, i dont think i have ever spoken to that person since then, let alone seen him

 

[Weird Harold]

i once asked someone if they had ever eaten/played with dog shit. they asked me why... my response was that was one of my favorite pasttimes

What would you have done if he said, "Cool, Me Too!"

 

[Simply Me]

Then she would have been in a shitty situation..

 

[OUTSIDER]

How do you lose a loser?

indicate left then turn right fast.....job done..

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

Want me to bite 'em for ya?