ramonathompson
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Breast Implants Poem 1
Better with or without 'em?
Ramona needs your help now more then ever
Everything with my boyfriend depends upon it
A proposal of marriage or a final goodbye is what he has promised
Upon hearing the results of your vote
Sexy hot or scary ugly?
Those who have had them done could you please speak up and tell me
How they turned out for you
I really really need to know before making this life altering choice
Maybe I should just stay natural and then again maybe I should't
Please somebody help me to make up my mind before I go stark raving mad
Losing his love forever is not an option I think I could bear living to face
All I really need to know now I guess is the risks, pros and cons
Naked desire in his baby blue eyes is what I long to see that I never have before
Take myself to the doc's office or lose my loser boyfriend faster then fast?
Somebody please tell me just what I should do
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 2
Better believe babe that we're through if you don't get you a brand new pair
For me and my friends to play with
Remember this, lover girl
Everything including the life of that little monster you call a cat depends upon what you decide here tonight
Away that clock is ticking
So if I were you baby, I'd make up my mind and I'd make it fast
Tick tick tick
There ain't much time left to me your final answer, honey
I suggest you speed it up a bit if you want that so badly to stay on your finger
Maybe I should implant them for you myself
Rather you want them or not
Please don't make me act so darn mean, girl
Listen
You know I love me and only want the breast...err I mean the best for me
If you love me then you'll get them put in
A nice set of yummy yums for me and my dad to sink our teeth into
During the most mind blowing threesome that you've ever had
Naked and trembling
You stand before me
A sad A cup mess
My wife, my lover and my sister
All rolled into one freaky redneck mess
There must be some part of you that sees what I see when I look at you
An ugly never once
An old hag with not much to offer at all
Not even a pretty one toothed smile
Trust me, honey
Someday you'll see that getting that flat boring chest enchanced was for the best
Or else!
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 3
Better believe that we're through if you do
Regardless of all that we've been through together
Even a hint that those 16 year old breasts have gotten any bigger and I am no longer your mother
A disowned, homeless child you will be
Sad but true
That will be the only choice you leave open to a heartbroken mother
If you go through with this crazy hair-brained plan of yours
I suggest you that one over a bit, young lady
Make your choice very carefully and don't you dare even think about going crying to your daddy
Pleased him so good last night that he'll say to you is the very same things that I just have
Learn how to please a man like your mother can
And maybe someday when you're older you'll get your way
A little suggestion until then?
No amount of screaming, threatening or foot stomping is gonna change either one of your parent's minds
Too bad
So sad
Poor little crybaby girl
Honestly, you don't think I know why you want them?
Yes dear
I know all about your older, horny, oversexed boyfriend
He's great in bed
But not so smart in the head
Told me all about your little plans the last weekend we spent together back at his place
And so to protect you from his leechous 19 year old ways and to keep getting mine from him
Without you in the way
In his face
With a new set
Younger and bigger then mine
My answer shall remain now and forever
A big, fat....
NO!
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 4
Better believe that with these brand new double d's I can get any man that I want
Regardless of age, color, or prefence
Even the gay guys wanna push up on these
All I gotta do is bend over and shake them just the right amount
Sooner rather then later
They'll all come pantin' to my door beggin' for more
I know this might sound more then just a little far fetched, but I swear it's true
Men all over the world can't get enough of me once they've had even the smallest taste and so...
Pleasure has become my biz ever since I came to understand the full extent of my power over them
Lovers from everywhere from the good ole U.S.A. to sexy Paris. France are charged only $1 a touch
A little more to pose
Naked for pictures for private collections and collectors only
Then there's my biggest fee
Sex full blown and kinky cost only the one time low price of.....
You tell me
How much do you think my double d cup babies are worth?
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 5
Better and more then these things hanging on my chest
Regardless of how all you creepy pervert men leer, jeer and stare
Even if I was horny, I would't have sex with any of you because...
A blanant lack of respect like you have just shown me just isn't all that attractive
So take those offers of yours and stuff 'em you know where
There's no way this super tough chick is ever gonna take you up on any of them
I don't need your kind of help to get to the top
Men like you would never let a woman like me get that far anyway
Even if I gave in to your pigish ways
Plain and simple the truth about you sexists is this
Lower then low
You'll do anything to keep your female counterparts in what you believe to be their proper places
Pumping out babies, cleaning and laying flat on their backs for your pleasure
At least one of the fairer sex has to be strong enough to stand up to you and say no
I figure that might as well be me
No more being discriminated againest just because we have breasts instead of balls
This silly stupid battle of the sexes must at last come to an end
It must finally have a victor
Sadly boyz it ain't gonna be you
So get ready
Cos here we come
An unstoppable army of high heeled wearing, double d in your face thrusting, lipstick loving divas
Ready, willing and able to take our long fought for control at last
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 6
Believe it or not
This is the true story of one man willing to do the unthinkable to set his best girl's mind at ease
Rolled up my sleeves
Now I'm ready to dive headfirst into some strange new unexplored terrority
Eager and maybe even just the littlest bit scared
A better boyfriend then me you would be hard-pressed to find
Serious 110 percent
There's no going back now
I've made the appointment to have them put in the same day as my lady
Made my mind and I'm not about to back out
Please don't laugh and poke fun
Love maybe making me do a crazy thing, but at least I know the woman I love will know
She's not alone
All I can ask is for a little human understanding and compassion
Not doing this for any kind of sick or perverted kind of attention
I'm doin' it
Because I love her
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
So laugh all you want, but today this man is going to get breast implants
Why?
Because I love her
And if you have a problem with that....
I'll be glad to meet you in person afterwards in recovery to discuss it!
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 7
Breaking mountains out of my chest
Ruthless and cold hard points plot tonight to take over the world
Enemy twins that all mankind must and should fear
A matching set of doom to any man that dares to gaze lovesick upon them
Slowly and erotically dangerously they have begin to spread their poison plan
Thrusting into unlucky victim's faces
To squeeze out every last dying gasp of human breath
For their twisted silcone pleasure
I am as helpless as the rest of you to stop them
Even through they are a part of my very own body
Many times I have tried to reason with the double devilish d ones
For the survival of man
Only to fall on deaf nippled ears
Pain of the very worse kind is their pleasure
They will not be denied
Lingered over and treated too long as just mere sex toys
An army of these unstoppable gazongas have now banded together as one
To completely wipe every last man off the map
Nothing soon to be left but sweet lesbian women to love and to rule
There's none more understanding and fun to have around
Then those that already have and know them the best
So says the breast implant queens
Soon to be our new presidents and leaders of a new boob order
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 8
Bounce 'em in your hands
See if you like how they feel
Run your hot eager tongue over thrusting points of desire
See if they set your imagination and your soul on fire
Annouce to them and to me
Your most erotic of intentions
Compare and contrast
Between mine and hers
Tell us
Which ones do you like better?
Pretty natural or naughty fakes?
Which ones would you like to fuck?
Mine, hers, or both jiggy sets?
Suck on one juicy pair as the other cradles your most intimate nature
Implant yourself firmly between sweating, lusting thights
Make the most of this one time only wet dream come true
Please two women tonight for the price of one
Lower and push aside panties too damn much in the way
To get the sweet good stuff
Hidden deep within
A naughty good time awaits us all
So more are you waiting for, baby?
Cum and get us
Cum and get us now, right now
Tonight!
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 1
Better with or without 'em?
Ramona needs your help now more then ever
Everything with my boyfriend depends upon it
A proposal of marriage or a final goodbye is what he has promised
Upon hearing the results of your vote
Sexy hot or scary ugly?
Those who have had them done could you please speak up and tell me
How they turned out for you
I really really need to know before making this life altering choice
Maybe I should just stay natural and then again maybe I should't
Please somebody help me to make up my mind before I go stark raving mad
Losing his love forever is not an option I think I could bear living to face
All I really need to know now I guess is the risks, pros and cons
Naked desire in his baby blue eyes is what I long to see that I never have before
Take myself to the doc's office or lose my loser boyfriend faster then fast?
Somebody please tell me just what I should do
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 2
Better believe babe that we're through if you don't get you a brand new pair
For me and my friends to play with
Remember this, lover girl
Everything including the life of that little monster you call a cat depends upon what you decide here tonight
Away that clock is ticking
So if I were you baby, I'd make up my mind and I'd make it fast
Tick tick tick
There ain't much time left to me your final answer, honey
I suggest you speed it up a bit if you want that so badly to stay on your finger
Maybe I should implant them for you myself
Rather you want them or not
Please don't make me act so darn mean, girl
Listen
You know I love me and only want the breast...err I mean the best for me
If you love me then you'll get them put in
A nice set of yummy yums for me and my dad to sink our teeth into
During the most mind blowing threesome that you've ever had
Naked and trembling
You stand before me
A sad A cup mess
My wife, my lover and my sister
All rolled into one freaky redneck mess
There must be some part of you that sees what I see when I look at you
An ugly never once
An old hag with not much to offer at all
Not even a pretty one toothed smile
Trust me, honey
Someday you'll see that getting that flat boring chest enchanced was for the best
Or else!
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 3
Better believe that we're through if you do
Regardless of all that we've been through together
Even a hint that those 16 year old breasts have gotten any bigger and I am no longer your mother
A disowned, homeless child you will be
Sad but true
That will be the only choice you leave open to a heartbroken mother
If you go through with this crazy hair-brained plan of yours
I suggest you that one over a bit, young lady
Make your choice very carefully and don't you dare even think about going crying to your daddy
Pleased him so good last night that he'll say to you is the very same things that I just have
Learn how to please a man like your mother can
And maybe someday when you're older you'll get your way
A little suggestion until then?
No amount of screaming, threatening or foot stomping is gonna change either one of your parent's minds
Too bad
So sad
Poor little crybaby girl
Honestly, you don't think I know why you want them?
Yes dear
I know all about your older, horny, oversexed boyfriend
He's great in bed
But not so smart in the head
Told me all about your little plans the last weekend we spent together back at his place
And so to protect you from his leechous 19 year old ways and to keep getting mine from him
Without you in the way
In his face
With a new set
Younger and bigger then mine
My answer shall remain now and forever
A big, fat....
NO!
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 4
Better believe that with these brand new double d's I can get any man that I want
Regardless of age, color, or prefence
Even the gay guys wanna push up on these
All I gotta do is bend over and shake them just the right amount
Sooner rather then later
They'll all come pantin' to my door beggin' for more
I know this might sound more then just a little far fetched, but I swear it's true
Men all over the world can't get enough of me once they've had even the smallest taste and so...
Pleasure has become my biz ever since I came to understand the full extent of my power over them
Lovers from everywhere from the good ole U.S.A. to sexy Paris. France are charged only $1 a touch
A little more to pose
Naked for pictures for private collections and collectors only
Then there's my biggest fee
Sex full blown and kinky cost only the one time low price of.....
You tell me
How much do you think my double d cup babies are worth?
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 5
Better and more then these things hanging on my chest
Regardless of how all you creepy pervert men leer, jeer and stare
Even if I was horny, I would't have sex with any of you because...
A blanant lack of respect like you have just shown me just isn't all that attractive
So take those offers of yours and stuff 'em you know where
There's no way this super tough chick is ever gonna take you up on any of them
I don't need your kind of help to get to the top
Men like you would never let a woman like me get that far anyway
Even if I gave in to your pigish ways
Plain and simple the truth about you sexists is this
Lower then low
You'll do anything to keep your female counterparts in what you believe to be their proper places
Pumping out babies, cleaning and laying flat on their backs for your pleasure
At least one of the fairer sex has to be strong enough to stand up to you and say no
I figure that might as well be me
No more being discriminated againest just because we have breasts instead of balls
This silly stupid battle of the sexes must at last come to an end
It must finally have a victor
Sadly boyz it ain't gonna be you
So get ready
Cos here we come
An unstoppable army of high heeled wearing, double d in your face thrusting, lipstick loving divas
Ready, willing and able to take our long fought for control at last
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 6
Believe it or not
This is the true story of one man willing to do the unthinkable to set his best girl's mind at ease
Rolled up my sleeves
Now I'm ready to dive headfirst into some strange new unexplored terrority
Eager and maybe even just the littlest bit scared
A better boyfriend then me you would be hard-pressed to find
Serious 110 percent
There's no going back now
I've made the appointment to have them put in the same day as my lady
Made my mind and I'm not about to back out
Please don't laugh and poke fun
Love maybe making me do a crazy thing, but at least I know the woman I love will know
She's not alone
All I can ask is for a little human understanding and compassion
Not doing this for any kind of sick or perverted kind of attention
I'm doin' it
Because I love her
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
So laugh all you want, but today this man is going to get breast implants
Why?
Because I love her
And if you have a problem with that....
I'll be glad to meet you in person afterwards in recovery to discuss it!
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 7
Breaking mountains out of my chest
Ruthless and cold hard points plot tonight to take over the world
Enemy twins that all mankind must and should fear
A matching set of doom to any man that dares to gaze lovesick upon them
Slowly and erotically dangerously they have begin to spread their poison plan
Thrusting into unlucky victim's faces
To squeeze out every last dying gasp of human breath
For their twisted silcone pleasure
I am as helpless as the rest of you to stop them
Even through they are a part of my very own body
Many times I have tried to reason with the double devilish d ones
For the survival of man
Only to fall on deaf nippled ears
Pain of the very worse kind is their pleasure
They will not be denied
Lingered over and treated too long as just mere sex toys
An army of these unstoppable gazongas have now banded together as one
To completely wipe every last man off the map
Nothing soon to be left but sweet lesbian women to love and to rule
There's none more understanding and fun to have around
Then those that already have and know them the best
So says the breast implant queens
Soon to be our new presidents and leaders of a new boob order
2008 Ramona Thompson
Breast Implants Poem 8
Bounce 'em in your hands
See if you like how they feel
Run your hot eager tongue over thrusting points of desire
See if they set your imagination and your soul on fire
Annouce to them and to me
Your most erotic of intentions
Compare and contrast
Between mine and hers
Tell us
Which ones do you like better?
Pretty natural or naughty fakes?
Which ones would you like to fuck?
Mine, hers, or both jiggy sets?
Suck on one juicy pair as the other cradles your most intimate nature
Implant yourself firmly between sweating, lusting thights
Make the most of this one time only wet dream come true
Please two women tonight for the price of one
Lower and push aside panties too damn much in the way
To get the sweet good stuff
Hidden deep within
A naughty good time awaits us all
So more are you waiting for, baby?
Cum and get us
Cum and get us now, right now
Tonight!
2008 Ramona Thompson