How do you know you are smitten with someone on AH? (yes, another silly thread)

[Guest]

You check the "who's on" list for their name, but don't send them any PMs

 

[gauchecritic]

All your thread notifications are those where they post.

 

[rgraham666]

Never failing to click on a thread where you've seen them post to.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Doing a vanity search for his name and not your own.


Not that I would ever do that.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You automatically refresh the page every few seconds when you know they're posting

 

[impressive]

Y'all are stalkers, y'know. Call it "smitten" if you must.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Y'all are stalkers, y'know. Call it "smitten" if you must.

We learn from the best

 

[impressive]

We learn from the best

Oh, well in THAT case ... you hook up at a couple Lit-ogethers ... and spend HOURS on the phone together ... and ...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Oh, well in THAT case ... you hook up at a couple Lit-ogethers ... and spend HOURS on the phone together ... and ...

1. In progress
2. Done
3. Done

Any more tips I should be aware of?

 

[Guest]

Oh, well in THAT case ... you hook up at a couple Lit-ogethers ... and spend HOURS on the phone together ... and ...

I sense expertise here...



Keeping every single PM the person ever sent you, even the ones that just say "hi", and reading them all over and over again.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I sense expertise here...



Keeping every single PM the person ever sent you, even the ones that just say "hi", and reading them all over and over again.

creating a file on your desk top to save those in...

 

[Guest]

Feel a bit of sadness when you know that they in no way feel the same way about you that you feel about them.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I don't think I've ever been "smitten" with anyone here. I've not been able to get to know anyone well enough to get to that point.


However, my list of people I know I could NEVER get smitten with grows daily.

 

[BlackShanglan]

If you are a horse, your PM's become convoluted, pompous-ridiculous works of adolescent gawkiness disguised as purple prose. You thrill as you send each one, even while wincing each time you see your own silliness quoted in reply.

 

[ibhard]

making shameless posts then checking to if they replied to you. *feels shameless now*

 

[BlackShanglan]

making shameless posts then checking to if they replied to you. *feels shameless now*

Shameless hussy.

You read threads solely because that person's name appears as either the creator or the last poster.

 

[Guest]

If you are a horse, your PM's become convoluted, pompous-ridiculous works of adolescent gawkiness disguised as purple prose. You thrill as you send each one, even while wincing each time you see your own silliness quoted in reply.

Most definately, and you worry each time that you've said something horribly stupid or brainnumbingly crass, and you interpret every kindness in reply as "Oh, that's so nice and tolerant, what a wonderful person to put up with me."

And then you eat chocolate.

 

[ibhard]

Shameless hussy.

You read threads solely because that person's name appears as either the creator or the last poster.

eep. that sounds just like me

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You post to them with sweet nothings or 'leading' posts even when they're sitting right behind you in the same office.

 

[Guest]

You post to them with sweet nothings or 'leading' posts even when they're sitting right behind you in the same office.

*grin*
i do love you.
goon

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*grin*
i do love you.
goon

Let's get naked.

 

[Guest]

Let's get naked.

im almost... but not quite afraid that if i called you on this you would do a nakey dance on the back porch.

baby...
when the fence gets put up... we can get the pool ready...and then...



SKINNY DIPPING!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

im almost... but not quite afraid that if i called you on this you would do a nakey dance on the back porch.

baby...
when the fence gets put up... we can get the pool ready...and then...



SKINNY DIPPING!!!!

This will soon become the Saturday night ritual. You know, the kind where the kids know better than to come out and bug us. I so CAN'T WAIT!!!!

I love it when you interrupt my floating. I miss our cove and impromptu swims to the sailboat. We shall have to create traditions anew here at the Love Shack.

 

[gauchecritic]

your heart either sinks or skips a beat when you read their status:

 

[arienette]

I sense expertise here...



Keeping every single PM the person ever sent you, even the ones that just say "hi", and reading them all over and over again.

Oh I've done that.