How Do You Kill Bugs?

[alexandraaah]

I just saw a heebie-jeebie creepy crawler menacingly wandering behind my calendar.

I don't kill all bugs, just the spindly ahkgsl;dghk; ones.

Anyhow, I grabbed the nearest aerosol type container, which in this case was Wizard Air Freshener, Beauty Rose scented. Or Wizard Desodorisant, Rose De Beaute. (Apparently, I bought this eons ago in Canada).

Long story short, I sprayed until the fucker stopped moving.

This took a solid 47-53 seconds of straight spraying, a pretty fucking long time to spray air freshener.

Bug status: drowned, half still on wall and half slithered down to the floor, where I assure you it will all remain until a supernatural power comes to remove it.

Draaah status: smellin' the roses.

 

[Ice Cold]

I get a paper towel and squash the sucker in it.. this way not ugly bug gut stains on the walls.

 

[Raina]

I don't like to kill bugs either, but I have been known to spray flies with hairspray so that they will stop the annoying buzzing when I'm trying to sleep. I always feel guilty though.

 

[HeavyStick]

hmmmm death by drowning.....


try a .357 next time

 

[alexandraaah]

I get a paper towel and squash the sucker in it.. this way not ugly bug gut stains on the walls.

Depending on the bug, your method is sure to leave me with piss shivers, hopping around my apartment, batting at my hair.

It's a creepy sight to behold.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

With anything that happens to be handy... the most obvious would be any shoe lying near by ... but I have been known to kill bugs with cd cases , a drinking glass, a book , and if I happen to find it I might spray it dead with some Raid.

 

[Problem Child]

I find RAID to be effective. I find RAID flying insect spray to be especially effective. During the great wasp wars of '02, I found that any wasp hit with a high volume dose of RAID FIS would be stone-dead within 5 seconds of application.

But...Frimost says DDT is safe and effective so what the fuck do I know?

 

[Phoenyx]

With My teeth

 

[Nora]

Depends, if I'm home alone I find a shoe and beat it until it fragments into a gazillion unidentifiable pieces plus a smear. Then I get a wad of paper towels to clean up the greasy remains.

If my husband's home, I scream really really loudly until he comes to kill it. If he refuses to kill it (he actually LIKES spiders, the freak) then I yell at him until he kills it. Then I yell at him for using MY shoe instead of his.

It's part of our marital dynamic.

 

[Never]

Killing bugs is wrong.

 

[sunstruck]

But...Frimost says DDT is safe and effective so what the fuck do I know?

Better than to listen to Frimost. lol

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I pick up the nearest shoe and smush it with the shoe... no matter if it's on the wall or not. that is, unless it's a bee or wasp, and then it gets the aerosol pool until it's been drowned.

 

[Rubyfruit]

If ya'll don't have the balls to take a bug between your fingers, seperated only by a tissue, and squeeze the life out, well then, you don't deserve that Bug's Life.


Ha!

 

[alexandraaah]

If ya'll don't have the balls to take a bug between your fingers, seperated only by a tissue, and squeeze the life out, well then, you don't deserve that Bug's Life.


Ha!

You make bug-squashing sound romantic and sexy.

How do you do that?

 

[HeavyStick]

With My teeth

try it with lightning bugs.... then smile real big for the camera

 

[Never]

We should all hold hands with the insects of the world and dance around mushroom rings happily.

 

[sunstruck]

We should all hold hands with the insects of the world and dance around mushroom rings happily.

I wanna live in Never's Never Land.

 

[Sillyman]

Generally with my bare hands, if I think they need killing. Usually that only applies to flies and cockroaches. Others are normally removed if particularly pesky or just ignored.

 

[Never]

Sunstruck:
“I wanna live in Never's Never Land.”

A spoon full of fantasy helps reality go down.
If that doesn’t work? Opium.

 

[Phoenyx]

try it with lightning bugs.... then smile real big for the camera

I am a wierdo you know...

 

[Sillyman]

Sunstruck:
“I wanna live in Never's Never Land.”

A spoon full of fantasy helps reality go down.
If that doesn’t work? Opium.

I go to opium dens mother...

 

[70/30]

The only bugs I kill are fleas and skeeters, almost a full fledged animist or is that insectimist.

 

[Pyper]

I never harm inferior beings. They get nudged into a paper cup and safely deposited outside.

 

[Zephan]

I stomp on them. I know they are lessor beings and all. I guess I just figure sucks to be a bug. If they didn't go where they weren't wanted they would still be living their little buggy life.

 

[sufisaint]

usually I let them go out of the house but now i am at war with some black ants..I tried to be nice but than got bit a week ago in my bed and that was it...they get swatted with a envelope full of coupons...its like awhip...a quick no suffering death for them..