How do you jerk guys off?

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One hand?

Two hands?

two hands and a foot?

or just wash his red sweater with his tiightie-whities?
 
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P. B. Walker said:
Need a demo sometime? :)

Read the question......:D Not you ......someone sitting beside you.:)
 
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guilty pleasure said:
Read the question......:D Not you ......someone sitting beside you.:)


My question is appropriate! <winks>
 
passing along some friendly advice next time one of you guys whacks one off just before youre about to cum spread your legs as far apart as possible...

;)

you can thank me later.
 
When I was 17, my high school sweetheart had a part time across the mall; me at People's Jewellers, she at Suzy Shier. After work on Friday nites we'd usually go to McDonalds then go parking in a secluded spot overlooking the ocean to make out for an hour or so before going home.

Usually we necked, locked in long wet kisses that would go on forever. She had full lips, big brown eyes, long long chestnut hair and a fabu figure, 5'8, 38-25-35...anyway, on the nites that she'd wear a skirt to work with knee sox instead of pantyhose, that usually meant her panties were going in her purse before we left the mall....and after my hand had spread her thighs and dipped inside her to slide in and out and up over her clit...that she'd get that urge to stroke me and lick me until I came in her hand and on her face....she loved being right up close as I came.

She'd take me in her mouth to make me wet, then squeeze up my shaft to milk my lube out before slowly and lightly one-handing me as she'd cup my balls...as I'd get closer she'd use two hands and make lots of cooing sounds as I'd unsnap her bra with one hand and pull her nipples and finger her...the car windows would be all fogged up and her hair would be a mess.

We'd both be wet through our clothes on the doorstep as I'd kiss her goodnite...

Those were the best handjobs.
 
Lancecastor said:
When I was 17, my high school sweetheart had a part time across the mall; me at People's Jewellers, she at Suzy Shier. After work on Friday nites we'd usually go to McDonalds then go parking in a secluded spot overlooking the ocean to make out for an hour or so before going home.

Usually we necked, locked in long wet kisses that would go on forever. She had full lips, big brown eyes, long long chestnut hair and a fabu figure, 5'8, 38-25-35...anyway, on the nites that she'd wear a skirt to work with knee sox instead of pantyhose, that usually meant her panties were going in her purse before we left the mall....and after my hand had spread her thighs and dipped inside her to slide in and out and up over her clit...that she'd get that urge to stroke me and lick me until I came in her hand and on her face....she loved being right up close as I came.

She'd take me in her mouth to make me wet, then squeeze up my shaft to milk my lube out before slowly and lightly one-handing me as she'd cup my balls...as I'd get closer she'd use two hands and make lots of cooing sounds as I'd unsnap her bra with one hand and pull her nipples and finger her...the car windows would be all fogged up and her hair would be a mess.

We'd both be wet through our clothes on the doorstep as I'd kiss her goodnite...

Those were the best handjobs.

Cool. What kinda car was it?
 
guilty pleasure said:
One hand?

Two hands?

two hands and a foot?

or just wash his red sweater with his tiightie-whities?


just what do you have in mind, gp?
 
Alvin Brickrock said:
Cool. What kinda car was it?

'73 Galaxie 500.

Emerald....are you perving there thinking about Lance at 17, squirting off the headliner? Naughty grrl.
 
guilty pleasure said:
One hand?

Two hands?

two hands and a foot?

or just wash his red sweater with his tiightie-whities?

I lost you on #4
 
I figure if I jack off with my left I wont get carpeltunnel since I do everything else with my right.
 
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