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How do you get rid of an unwanted tennant?

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Lumpy, his buddies, and Spot are really pissing me off. They just won't leave, they just sit on their ass and get fatter and fatter :mad:. Their welcome has been overstayed by quite a while. The neighbors are starting to get annoyed, and this whole thing is causing me a lot of pain. The fucks had me on my knees weeping last night.

I've got someone that will try to kill them, but obviously I'm trying less extreme measures first. But they're not taking the hint.
I'm about to go after them myself with a weapon. Bat? Knife? Gun? DCL? Can't decide yet...

So, if you don't hear from me I'm probably in the county lockup.

Moral = don't take tennants.
 
If you wish it...the energy will be there to kick some tennant ass!!!
 
Ok, are Lumpy, his buddies and Spot, human or puppy dogs. :)

I've owned rental property before and it can be a pain in the butt.

Besides breaking the law you have to go by the contact signed.

Hugs :rose:
 
Caly and I are working on evicting Lumpy and Spot. Just give us time. We are going into kick ass mode now!
 
If all else fails, you might try the Lizzie Borden or Lucretia Borgia remedies. I'll bet I spelled both names wrong. Oh well. :cool:
 
Have your electricity cut off, stop washing dishes, stop bathing, cook up a big batch of broccoli/cabbage and then just leave it on the stove for a couple of weeks, quit doing laundry.....

hey wait, that's how my ex got rid of me :)
 
Go after them with a can of hairspray and a lighter. Fireball, anyone?

Seriously, though. I do hope you can beat it senseless and get it taken care of :(
 
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I had some shithead (former friend who met the wrong girl and drugs) living in my house, I raised his rent about 30% my justification was his damage deposit wasn't gonna cover his abusive lifestyle. As soon as he was one day late I got the sheriff and had an eviction notice. When he was 5 days late I sued his ass in court, and took the judgement to a credit agancy. He moved out leaving tons of junk behind. I sold it for pennies on the dollar, and charged him yet again for a haulers fees and environmental impact fee. My property depreciated about 3k. I legally racked up 5k worth of judgements against him. The state I'm from if a person owes you money and you can prove it, you can get a "body attachment" so if the little bastard gets arrested (very likely in my case) he can't get out of jail til he pays me back. and the state does all the collection for me.
 
Cabriel said:
Go after them with a can of hairspray and a lighter. Fireball, anyone?

Seriously, though. I do hope you can beat it senseless and get it taken care of :(
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another good idea. I'd burn the rest of my hair off though. Not that it would matter...
 
storm1969 said:
The neighbors are starting to get annoyed, and this whole thing is causing me a lot of pain. The fucks had me on my knees weeping last night.

I've got someone that will try to kill them, but obviously I'm trying less extreme measures first.
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:( If you're in that much pain, and I know you have a high pain threshhold, maybe it really is time to let someone try to kill them for you. Waiting won't make it any easier, will it?
 
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Cheyenne said:


:( If you're in that much pain, and I know you have a high pain threshhold, maybe it really is time to let someone try to kill them for you. Waiting won't make it any easier, will it?
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Shit is getting worse pretty quickly since my meds had to be stopped.

I'm opting for the KILL mode myself. Now, where's that baseball bat...
 
Have they figured out what they are and their growth rate? I am so sorry that you have these unwanted pests...
 
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You have hair?? ;)


(sorry, storm...just couldn't resist. :kiss: )
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Yeah, Chey bought up all the Magic. Something about a surprise for Marxist. Hairless caged Liberals? Not sure...
 
ksmybuttons said:
Have they figured out what they are and their growth rate? I am so sorry that you have these unwanted pests...
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The oddsmakers in Vegas have Lymphoma at 3:1 and Hodgkin's at 7:1.
 
ksmybuttons said:
Are you looking at nukes or just pesticides?
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Any hired gun will do. Hell, there's a door closeby I can slam my head in a few times.

Thanks, T.H. :rose:
 
try painting "redrum" on thier door in red paint, late one night. I've done it and all the apartments around me stay vacant.
 
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