How do you get down from an elephant?

[perks]

You don't, silly.


You get down from a duck.

 

[alexandraaah]

Nice eyebrows, sexy.

Among other things.

G'night now. <kiss>

 

[Dillinger]

Either way... very carefully.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Either way... very carefully.

Bah. Can't get down from an elephant, you can only get down from waterfowl.

 

[Effigy]

Goose

 

[Cleopatra]

When I was about 5, my dad told me this joke. I didn't know what "down" was referring to a duck, so I though he meant you stepped down off the elephant onto a conveniently placed duck, and the proceeded to step down off it.

 

[Nora]

I figured you just beat the stuffin' outta it.

 

[Svedeesh_cheff]

ha ha ilephunt

Un unt und un ilephunt gut merreeed, despeete-a zee best edfeece-a ooff zeeur freeends. Dooreeng zeeur furst intercuoorse-a, zee ilephunt sooffffered a heert etteck und deeed.

"Crep," seeed zee unt. "Feefe-a meenootes ooff pesseeun, und noo zee rest ooff my leeffe-a deegging a grefe-a."