How do you fence five metric tons of Nutella?

[gravyrug]

http://news.yahoo.com/germany-thieves-swipe-5-tons-chocolate-spread-103316137.html

That's somebody with a serious craving.

 

[Adre]

I can't imagine being able to sell a pound of that stuff.

 

[yossi]

Best heist ever.

 

[gravyrug]

Germans news agency dpa reported that thieves have previously stolen a load of energy drinks from the same location.

This is obviously a bad place for snack foods.

 

[marshalt]

God that shit is so fucking foul. It tastes like peanut butter and dirt.

 

[Mischka]

The banana and Nutella crepes from street vendors in Paris are orgasmically delicious. I can't keep Nutella in the house, because I would make an obscene amount of crepes trying, and ultimately failing, at recreating that experience. I'm betting the heist was accomplished by someone more optimistic than me. Be on the look out for a banana heist next.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I hate Nutella but I adore gravy, the runny, meaty stuff and the Jesus kind.

 

[gravyrug]

I hate Nutella but I adore gravy, the runny, meaty stuff and the Jesus kind.

Come visit, and you'll get plenty of both. I'll even read to you.

 

[blackleggings]

The banana and Nutella crepes from street vendors in Paris are orgasmically delicious. I can't keep Nutella in the house, because I would make an obscene amount of crepes trying, and ultimately failing, at recreating that experience. I'm betting the heist was accomplished by someone more optimistic than me. Be on the look out for a banana heist next.

This is so true. I had a Nutella crepe just two days ago.

I asked for a yacht yesterday. One has yet to be delivered to my front door. I'll settle for five tons of Nutella. Yes, I am that cheap.

 

[kotori]

Most of what we get here is made in Canada under license. The Italian import is superior. And the price reflects that.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Nutella is awesome! I can't have it in house, I eat it by the spoonful. Though since seeing this earlier this morning, nutella has made its way on to my shopping list, along with arrowroot biscuits. Mmmmmmm yum!
I think I may have to have a go at making the afore mentioned crepes too.