How do you feel RIGHT this moment? "I'm ________________"

[Ausus_girl13]

Laughs

Now I am just highly amused.

 

[Leopald]

Grumbles about boots.then does his best "Claw" impression.

Next time CT, next time!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Sorry again. Shouldn't it be Next time, Ausus. Next time!

I mean you're looking for time with her, not me right.

Or is this next time you'll have steel toes. Cause I have a spare set, if you're a ten and a half. Or a ten. I dunno. For an encore we should swordfight. But not that way. OR That way.

The good way.

 

[Leopald]

It was a "next time I'll best you" line.

I'm hoping you were trying to itterate *not* sword fighting with penises. Cuz I'd lose.

I'm hung like a tic-tac.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

There are no words.

Falls out of my chair laughing.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

We were not implying such.

And I don't believe you.

Every man on the internet has at least nine inches. And a bitchin goatee. and there are no women. Those are the facts.

 

[Leopald]

Fine. I have 18 inches of pure man-meat shoved in my pants, and a goatee just as long. White. With bitchin handlebar mustache.

And my 6-pack has a 6-pack. Its like a 12-pack that deflects bullets, and my arms are the type that can crush a man when I flex, while still cuddle a soft woman.

Oh, and my hands are registered weapons in 67 countries, and I'm considered illegal weapronry in the rest.

I think that about covers it.

But you'd probably still beat me in a sword fight. All I got is a dull, decorative katana on my wall.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Nah, I'm pretty crap with a blade. And while we have a wooden practice katana along with our dull decorative one on top of the TV. I duel wield even worse.

Though I am now intrigued. Are you also tall enough I can do chin-ups off your handlebar mustache?

 

[dragonrazor]

Why would anyone want a goatee or a handlebar moustache? That's just creepy. That reminds me, I need to shave.

 

[Leopald]

Of course I'm tall enough. I have to duck under NBA regulation backboards.

And everyone knows women find freakishly tall men with bulging muscles, long goatees and handlebar mustaches, and 18 inch penises extremely arousing.

I get laid every day, 3 times a day, by different women. Sometimes 5 at once. Women are like voltron; the more you put together, the better it gets.

 

[EzraPound]

Of course I'm tall enough. I have to duck under NBA regulation backboards.

And everyone knows women find freakishly tall men with bulging muscles, long goatees and handlebar mustaches, and 18 inch penises extremely arousing.

I get laid every day, 3 times a day, by different women. Sometimes 5 at once. Women are like voltron; the more you put together, the better it gets.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Of course I'm tall enough. I have to duck under NBA regulation backboards.

And everyone knows women find freakishly tall men with bulging muscles, long goatees and handlebar mustaches, and 18 inch penises extremely arousing.

I get laid every day, 3 times a day, by different women. Sometimes 5 at once. Women are like voltron; the more you put together, the better it gets.

Voltron Woman!

I can't. I can't. Stop laughing. Fuck.

What. I can't Congrats sir you win.

*FORM LEGS AND FEET!*

 

[Leopald]

I feel like I hijacked the hell out of this thread, and for that I feel sorry.

I form the head!

 

[VampiricTouch]

Tired, frustrated, stressed and unreasonable... but I do have to admit all that stuff posted before me did make me smile.

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

*smiling* I am amused and at peace.....oh and totally enjoying a nice cup of tea.

 

[Mephistophelily]

...feeling helpful.
It seems I'm giving Leo and CT their chance to duel.

...Sorta.

 

[filthysami]

singin' in the rain..

Not really. The laptop would short out.

 

[Leopald]

I think CT has become simultaneously my arch-nemesis and partner in crime.

And in the effort of not hijacking the thread again, I'm hungry. And hungry. And tired from all the voltron gals.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Suddenly finding this thread hilarious. Nods to the boys. And I am evil, though this might be newly discovered.

 

[Leopald]

You want to be one of my voltron gals, Aus?

That would make me feel devious.

 

[Mephistophelily]

You want to be one of my voltron gals, Aus?

That would make me feel devious.

*Makes note to NOT make a robo-thread with Leo....*

 

[Leopald]

Don't worry, Lilly. Plenty of room for you.

 

[zydrate]

feelling GREAT!!!!

 

[fsa52]

enjoying the fun

 

[yeishia]

Loving the thread

Wondering why I suddenly feel..well orgasmic


Could it be.......?