How do you feel about cops?

[BohemianEcstasy]

I get this fantasy brewing in my mind every time I'm on the highway for long periods of time (have to entertain myself SOMEHOW...) and, as I did with my last story, I was wondering if it would work to turn it into a piece for lit.

So the ideas brewing in my mind focus on a cop or two (male, female, I'm not totally sure--a million variations come to mind), definitely handcuffs, in the back of the patrol vehicle (probably an SUV, because I know we have them here, and that allows the most room), and probably some anal penetration. Probably a cop pulls a woman over for speeding or swerving a bit, and the woman's excuse was that she was masturbating at the wheel, and the cop takes things from there. What are our thoughts?

And what category would that go under, having the slight bondage, the anal, and the potentially lesbian action? I was thinking anal, but your thoughts are appreciated there, too.

 

[destinie21]

personally I don't think cop fantasies are all that great but it depends on the author and their capacity to write a character that I would find interesting enouh to fuck. That being said You might get more in depth responses in story ideas.

 

[Party Girl]

That definitely sounds like it would be a good one to read! Do it!

You hear all the time about women avoiding legal troubles by using their feminine wiles ... I've really always wanted to try it but never had the nerve, and to be honest probably never will. With my luck I'd get a cop with morals and no interest whatsoever in my "type." But over the years, every time I've been in a cop's company I can't help but think about it!! LoL

Good luck with the story.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I respect officers, respect what they do and the risks they run, but honestly they make me very nervous when I am around them.

-Colly

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I've read a lot of cop stories. It's pretty much a standard fantasy. Have you done a keyword search on "police"?

I remember reading a good one where he handcuffs her and brings her around to the front of the car. It's at night, and he can see her legs through the light shining through herskirt. I thought that was a nice touch. He ended up taking her bent over the hood of the car and she could feel the heat of the engine through the hood, could hear his keys and stuff jingling as he took down his pants. I love those details.

---dr.M.

 

[cloudy]

I guess it's a holdover from me being such a stoner in high school and college, but I don't like cops. They make me nervous and even if I don't have anything to hide, I automatically feel like I do.

Just passing one on the street almost makes me twitch.

 

[shereads]

I guess it's a holdover from me being such a stoner in high school and college, but I don't like cops. They make me nervous and even if I don't have anything to hide, I automatically feel like I do.

Just passing one on the street almost makes me twitch.

Me too.

If there's a downside to Demon Weed that drinkers cannot appreciate, it's this: "Why is he looking at me? Is he looking at me? Am I acting weird? I'm not! But he's looking at me anyway!"

Cloudy, if you'll start a thread about Idiotic Close Calls With Criminal Justice, I can guarantee you at least two that will either scare you or make you snicker depending on which side of the bong you were on in college.

Now returning the thread to its topic. Thank you.

 

[destinie21]

Me too.

If there's a downside to Demon Weed that drinkers cannot appreciate, it's this: "Why is he looking at me? Is he looking at me? Am I acting weird? I'm not! But he's looking at me anyway!"

Cloudy, if you'll start a thread about Idiotic Close Calls With Criminal Justice, I can guarantee you at least two that will either scare you or make you snicker depending on which side of the bong you were on in college.

Now returning the thread to its topic. Thank you.

that's all

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I respect officers, respect what they do and the risks they run, but honestly they make me very nervous when I am around them.

-Colly

Just puke on them, that seems to work for you.

 

[shereads]

that's all

I know the smile of a lawbreaker when I see one.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Just puke on them, that seems to work for you.

LOL, come to think of it I did manage to yark on two cops & not get a ticket

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL, come to think of it I did manage to yark on two cops & not get a ticket

See, it's a proven method.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I get this fantasy brewing in my mind every time I'm on the highway for long periods of time (have to entertain myself SOMEHOW...) and, as I did with my last story, I was wondering if it would work to turn it into a piece for lit.

So the ideas brewing in my mind focus on a cop or two (male, female, I'm not totally sure--a million variations come to mind), definitely handcuffs, in the back of the patrol vehicle (probably an SUV, because I know we have them here, and that allows the most room), and probably some anal penetration. Probably a cop pulls a woman over for speeding or swerving a bit, and the woman's excuse was that she was masturbating at the wheel, and the cop takes things from there. What are our thoughts?

And what category would that go under, having the slight bondage, the anal, and the potentially lesbian action? I was thinking anal, but your thoughts are appreciated there, too.

Its a great idea, and remember, these days there are some gorgeous female officers out there, if you need to go that direction. Good luck with the story.

 

[cloudy]

Me too.

If there's a downside to Demon Weed that drinkers cannot appreciate, it's this: "Why is he looking at me? Is he looking at me? Am I acting weird? I'm not! But he's looking at me anyway!"

Cloudy, if you'll start a thread about Idiotic Close Calls With Criminal Justice, I can guarantee you at least two that will either scare you or make you snicker depending on which side of the bong you were on in college.

Now returning the thread to its topic. Thank you.

I have my own Idiotic Close Call With Criminal Justice , but let's not talk about that.....


I still have my bong somewhere, packed up....

 

[Boota]

I see the police as a necessary evil. Where I live the police commit most of the evil, so that fits nicely with my perception.

Now, a cop fantasy story seems a bit cliche. I would say it would only be worth doing if something new could be done with it.

 

[DirtyJJ]

This is VERY cliche, but I like to imagine that I am pulled over and the officer says that I can get out of the ticket if I.... and then he unzips his pants and you can guess the rest.
JJ

In general I think the cops fantasy is pretty hot, especially with some good details like dr. m mentioned.

 

[minsue]

I have my own Idiotic Close Call With Criminal Justice , but let's not talk about that.....


I still have my bong somewhere, packed up....

Me, too. Twas a pipe, though, not a bong.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

How do you feel about cops? ...

A cop carries hard, sharp-cornered objects, and possibly explosive devices about his person, so I always feel gently and tentatively.

 

[sweetnpetite]

That definitely sounds like it would be a good one to read! Do it!

You hear all the time about women avoiding legal troubles by using their feminine wiles ... I've really always wanted to try it but never had the nerve, and to be honest probably never will. With my luck I'd get a cop with morals and no interest whatsoever in my "type." But over the years, every time I've been in a cop's company I can't help but think about it!! LoL

Good luck with the story.

Pick the one that's learing at you and trying to take advantage of his position of authority.

Don't pick the guy with the 'just the facts ma'am' attitude.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Pick the one that's learing at you and trying to take advantage of his position of authority.

Don't pick the guy with the 'just the facts ma'am' attitude.

No, you so have to do the Dragnet sex story, complete with the BAHDAHDUHDUH!

Sex cop mystery. Hell yeah!

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: Re: How do you feel about cops?

Its a great idea, and remember, these days there are some gorgeous female officers out there, if you need to go that direction. Good luck with the story.

Ohh! How about a [straight] girl who's used to flirting her way out of trouble. she's disapointed when the officer approaches and is female and seems to be all business. But then the officer begins to make it clear that she could go easy on her under the right conditions...

She's never considered woman, never even experimented in college. but she can't aford to get in trouble over this. The stakes are high, this woman wants her [and she makes it clear she's not going to go easy on her, whatever she decides 'we can do this the hard way, or the hard way,' lol] --d'ya think she has a strap-on in the trunk? or maybe she's got a new use for her flashlight?--

She has to be willing, but also willing to take some unnecessary roughness and humiliation. She has to be willing to demonstate that this is really what she wants.

And of course she realizes that she really really gets off on all of this!

Title: Police Brutality. (?) Put it under S&M or Fetish. (skip the obvious Lesbian category)

 

[sweetnpetite]

No, you so have to do the Dragnet sex story, complete with the BAHDAHDUHDUH!

Sex cop mystery. Hell yeah!

Not for the story- for the real life encounters That was my advice for not geting arested for propositioning and bribing an officer.

Sex cop mystery, that sounds interesting. I can't write mystery, but I can see lots of posiblities with this.

(Cop sleeps w/ partner, cop sleeps w/ suspects, cop sleeps w/ witnesses, cop sleeps with judge, cop 'packs' the jurry...)

 

[Belegon]

In the mid-80's, with long red hair below my shoulders, I could get pulled over waiting for a bus. I can think of some good lady cop fantasies...

 

[oggbashan]

Cops vary

in different countries.

The archetypal English policeman is a completely different animal from a policeman in a third world country.

I have had experience of Facist (real Facist not just called Facist) police with Franco's Guarda Civil. On two occasions they needed bribing for an imaginary motoring offence. Once I went skinny-dipping in the sea (aged 10). There was no one around except my parents. The Guarda Civil arrived and insisted that I was breaking the law. I couldn't hear them because I was about 200 yards out and the sea was fairly rough. They attracted my attention by firing a jeep mounted machine gun over my head. That took another bribe (and the cost of the expended ammunition) before they left us.

The locals treated the Guarda Civil as if they were an occupying army - which they were. The locals had been on the wrong side during the Spanish Civil War.

Og

 

[Guest]

Re: Cops vary

Once I went skinny-dipping in the sea (aged 10). ... They attracted my attention by firing a jeep mounted machine gun over my head.

Ogg! I beg you to write your memoirs. I am yet again stunned at an incident in your life. Based on your posts here I believe your story only up to age 12 or so would be a fascinating read.

Perdita