How do you bag a playground chick?

[WriterDom]

Do I need a bigger sig line?

 

[SecretLove69]

Do I need a bigger sig line?

How do you "bag" as Playground chick?

Vewwy carefuwwy.
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q281/Diane1759A/elmer.jpg
You gots-ta sneak up on ‘em.
A crafty and oft elusive bunch
Take care the fangs and claws.

When the peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But, the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

And besides - despite what you guys think - size of your Sig line doesn't really matter. It's all how you use it.

 

[Vampladydi]

"Hey baby, you're hot...I'm hard...got a cam?"...does NOT work!

 

[Kylan]

"Hey baby, you're hot...I'm hard...got a cam?"...does NOT work!

How about;

"Wow, you're old ... I can't get an erection ... I'd really hate to see you on cam."



Apologies, WriterDom. I just couldn't resist.

 

[Vampladydi]

How about;

"Wow, you're old ... I can't get an erection ... I'd really hate to see you on cam."



Apologies, WriterDom. I just couldn't resist.

Get that a lot, do ya?

 

[BlueMorpho]

Do I need a bigger sig line?

WARNING: Just a joke

I think people have big sig lines to make up for other things that are smaller.

 

[Kylan]

Get that a lot, do ya?

Yup.

I put it down to my rugged good looks.

 

[tandoor]

WARNING: Just a joke

I think people have big sig lines to make up for other things that are smaller.

I was thinking about setting up a sig. Now I know it'll have to be HUGE. You know, to make up for my small car.

 

[BlueMorpho]

I was thinking about setting up a sig. Now I know it'll have to be HUGE. You know, to make up for my small car.

Sorry to hear about your small... car.

As for how to bag a playground chick... don't try. That's what works with me, anyway.

 

[Vampladydi]

As for how to bag a playground chick... don't try. That's what works with me, anyway.

Exactly!

 

[Arden]

reverse psychology...

act like you're taken, then suddenly everyone will want to get into your pants j/k...



great blog btw, i'm surprised that you even have to look for a partner. good luck

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Hey, I got a even better question...let's say I do bag a Playground chick...what sort and size of bag do I put her in?

 

[WriterDom]

reverse psychology...

act like you're taken, then suddenly everyone will want to get into your pants j/k...



great blog btw, i'm surprised that you even have to look for a partner. good luck

Thank you! I get offers every day but not many in my neck of the woods.

 

[wally2450]

If its Ms. Texas, lose the bag and put her in a glass house. Beauty like that shouldn't be hidden.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Thank you! I get offers every day but not many in my neck of the woods.

Is it pretty rural where you are? Up here in the almost always frozen north, that's part of my problem.

 

[WriterDom]

Is it pretty rural where you are? Up here in the almost always frozen north, that's part of my problem.

Yeah and in the bible belt as well.

 

[MsTexas]

Do I need a bigger sig line?

Oh gawd please dont!

Try sending her a pm.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Yeah and in the bible belt as well.

I live in a blue state, but rural seems to bring out the conservatives up here as well.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Hey, I got a even better question...let's say I do bag a Playground chick...what sort and size of bag do I put her in?

A burlap sack

 

[bbwsadieml]

For study or sport?

 

[BlueMorpho]

A burlap sack

Sounds like fun.

 

[WriterDom]

No luck today I guess.

 

[Noor]

You gotta be silly and make her laugh!

No politics, religion or racism.

Bring virtual chocolate.

Good non wheat, non milk, non alcoholic recipes help too!

 

[novmadman]

How do you "bag" as Playground chick?

Vewwy carefuwwy.
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q281/Diane1759A/elmer.jpg
You gots-ta sneak up on ‘em.
A crafty and oft elusive bunch
Take care the fangs and claws.

I didn't even know there was a season for them.....do I have to buy a license ?

 

[novmadman]

actually, I've always found honesty to work pretty well.....be direct but don't be crude - she'll let you know when you can be crude.