how do i......

[Guest]

I have been having fantasies about my stepmother and I was wondering if I could get some advice on how to seduce her into having sex with me. I am a virgin, so I have not had a lot of experience with women.

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

Get some asparagus, dry it, then crumble it up and put a teaspoon of it in her coffee. Guaranteed aphrodisiac, and she'll be yours even if she has no desire for you at all.

 

[Shyjohn]

The only vegetable aphrodisiac I've ever found successful was celery. Two sticks of celery and an elastic band make a first class splint

 

[JilloryIsMoist]

Use more than one rubber band and it'll be, in the words of Garth, ribbed for her pleasure, ewwwwwww.

Actually, I'd use more than one rubber band just to avoid unnecessary pivoting.

 

[Bindii]

Oh yeah, I bet she walks around in a t-shirt that say's "I wish my step son would seduce me".

Give her a break, she is not interested in having sex with her step son! Go and find a real girlfriend.

 

[Laci]

This would be so much easier if you were a step daughter trying to seduce your step father. I say leave it alone because if she has showed no signs of interest it could cause you big trouble and years of counseling.

 

[BlazeofLife]

Wow, Laci, nice av!

Blaze