How do i....

[Coolkid3256]

i have an aunt that is hot. how do i tell her i think shes hot?

 

[Fox]

Oy....

You take a cold shower or two, then another one, tell her you think she looks nice today and move out of state.

 

[bobsgirl]

This may be a mistake, but I'll go on the assumption that this is a serious post.

Having said that, you may want to consider keeping that information to yourself. I don't know your family situation, but telling her that could make things in your family pretty...difficult, let's say.

Fantasize about it if you want, but I say, keep your mouth shut.

 

[bobsgirl]

Nevermind. I like Fox's reply better. I'll second that oy.

 

[Coolkid3256]

so ur telling me not to say anything? what about if i told her and we kept it a secret. the thing is i think she kinda knows.

 

[Fox]

Oy... the second overture

so ur telling me not to say anything? what about if i told her and we kept it a secret. the thing is i think she kinda knows.

Dare I ask how much older than you she is?

Whether or not she's much older, not much older or whatever, you have a good chance of experiencing the 1812 Overture. Lots of fireworks, lots of booming sounds, and possibly a great lead up to your uncle.

Just fantasizing is probably the best you can do about it, in the end.

Sorry, mate.

 

[Mary Hall]

*Sniffs the air*


Yep, me is smelling troll..

Can`t you find a friggin girl not related to you? Jesus fucking christ

 

[sheath]

so ur telling me not to say anything? what about if i told her and we kept it a secret. the thing is i think she kinda knows.

Okay. Jeez. Questions, first of all...

Aunt by marriage or blood? (Not that it matters all that much, my twisted curious mind just wonders.)

How the hell does she 'kinda know' already?

How do you know she would agree to keeping it a secret?

What if she does NOT keep it a secret?

Where is dear ole uncle?

How old is auntie?

And why are you interested in your aunt rather than a woman who has no relation to you whatsoever?

*sigh*

I'm sure I will think of more questions. Just answer those first. And in light of what you have to say, those of us giving advice will have an idea of what kind of advice to give you. Make sense?

S.

 

[tisluvbull]

i have an aunt that is hot. how do i tell her i think shes hot?

Be gentle. Talk to your uncle.

 

[Mary Hall]

Ahhh it must be troll hunting season again

*Cocks shotgun*

 

[midwestyankee]

Why am I reminded of Jeff Foxworthy here?

Anyone remember the redneck series?

If you go to family reunions to hunt chicks, you might just...