How Do I Love Thee or Wannta Be My Love Cave

[Gingersnap]

There are many ways to say it. I was just wondering what your favorite way of requesting sexual favors was expressed?
Virgins need not bother to answer. IF ALL YOU ARE GOING TO SAY IS LET'S FUCK DO NOT BOTHER ANSWERING!

Just to start you off here are some ones I have heard in the last couple years.

"Baby wannta do a boo-dah call"
"Wanna doodle my noodle"
"Let me be your space invader"
"How about you take a rocket ride"
"Let's get a video and go to the movies tomorrow nite"
"Want me to rub your back"
"Honey you are sooo sexy in your running shoes"

The only one that worked was the back rub.

 

[Ambrosious]

My little brother wants to talk to your little sister.
Baby, get in the back of the truck.
Shhhh...no ones coming.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I will not say "Let's Fuck" and I am not a virgin so I guess it's OK

Shhhh...no ones coming.

now now Ambrosious .. if no one is coming ... well, really dear, what the hell is the use? ... lol ...

Ginger .. what about "Let's do the horizontal rumba." ....

but hey you know what I find even funnier are those crazy expressions men have for masturbating. There are endless terms for it ... all so insane ...

jerking off
jacking off
choking the chicken
pulling the goalie
whaking the tack

... and so it goes.
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Let's spend the night together
~The Rolling Stones~

 

[Silverlily]

LMAO, Isabella!

My favorite is choking the one-eyed gopher. Do guys really think that's sexy? Although, if they did, that would explain a lot.

Asking for sex...

"Pet the kitty"
"Wanna play with the canoli of love?"

of course "Honey, I need you now" always works, so does "please on my knees".

 

[April]

Here's one that doesn't always work.

Let's get nekkid!