How do i get my mom

[diggz]

im 20 and were really close to her im just not sure how to do it..not so much the sex more like the touching stuff and maybe she suckz my dick or something

 

[snooper]

im 20 and were really close to her im just not sure how to do it..not so much the sex more like the touching stuff and maybe she suckz my dick or something

It is easy. You give the slightest sign that you are interested and she strips immediately and offers you a choice of access holes.

That must be right because in the incest category there are literally hundreds of stories where this happens, and many of them claim to be true.

 

[sirhugs]

It is easy. You give the slightest sign that you are interested and she strips immediately and offers you a choice of access holes.

That must be right because in the incest category there are literally hundreds of stories where this happens, and many of them claim to be true.

ouch. rough on the newbie there. especially since, if we judge by Lit stories, it is much more likely that Mom will watch him im the shower or masturbating, and then suck him awake as he sleeps.

 

[BedtimeStories]

ROFL You guys crack me up.


Diggz, try the How To section on this site if you want advice on fucking/touching your mom.

 

[sirhugs]

ROFL You guys crack me up.


Diggz, try the How To section on this site if you want advice on fucking/touching your mom.

Beddie bye is right- there is a lot of good advice over there, mostly "don't"...fantasy is often better than reality.....

 

[BedtimeStories]

...fantasy is often better than reality.....

That's why I wanna call You Daddy.

 

[silverwhisper]

diggz, if you're serious about this, let me save you the trouble: don't bother posting it in how to. what they'll tell you there: keep this in your head as a fantasy. this can only end badly.

ed

 

[Eilan]

Diggz, try the How To section on this site if you want advice on fucking/touching your mom.

Noooooooooo!!!!

Don't send him there!

 

[TheCaptain]

diggz, if you're serious about this, let me save you the trouble: don't bother posting it in how to. what they'll tell you there: keep this in your head as a fantasy. this can only end badly.

ed

Tru that... though it may SEEM like a sweet idea, things like that can only end in tears

 

[BedtimeStories]

They may grill him in How To, but it's a more appropriate board than this one.

 

[Eilan]

They may grill him in How To, but it's a more appropriate board than this one.

You ARE right about that.

 

[silverwhisper]

bedtime stories: there you go, bringing logic into it...

ed

 

[sirhugs]

there is also the " Incest is Best" thread on the Playground....very supportive, though not necessarily reality based.

 

[sirhugs]

Tru that... though it may SEEM like a sweet idea, things like that can only end in tears

plugging the next chapter of Carribean Cruise already?

 

[TheCaptain]

plugging the next chapter of Carribean Cruise already?

Always... I must have been one of those sleazy door-to-door salesmen in a previous life

 

[BedtimeStories]

I must have been one of those sleazy door-to-door salesmen in a previous life

 

[sirhugs]

Always... I must have been one of those sleazy door-to-door salesmen in a previous life

I always wondered why they don't sell beer door to door.

Or, as a Story Idea, door to door sex ...( like an outcall service, but they solicit you at the door)

 

[TheCaptain]

Read read READ my work... for the love of God, I beg you! PLEASE!!!

 

[BedtimeStories]

Hookers are so desperate they have to go door to door now?


That actually reminds me of one night with an ex of mine...

 

[BedtimeStories]

Read read READ my work... for the love of God, I beg you! PLEASE!!!

You're not at my door yet.

 

[TheCaptain]

I always wondered why they don't sell beer door to door.

Or, as a Story Idea, door to door sex ...( like an outcall service, but they solicit you at the door)

Combine the two, and I'm there.... *wistful sigh

 

[TheCaptain]

You're not at my door yet.

Where is your door? Wriggleyville? Fun... how many Lemon Ruskis and speed hits ya gotta take to get there?

 

[sirhugs]

Combine the two, and I'm there.... *wistful sigh

too much of the beer and the other is a waste of money ( or so I hear- my curse is that my pleasure requires pleasing the other party, so hookers hold no appeal).

 

[TheCaptain]

too much of the beer and the other is a waste of money ( or so I hear- my curse is that my pleasure requires pleasing the other party, so hookers hold no appeal).

Well, thats how you keep em comin back...

I never drink to the point of excess when entertaining feminine company, unless I'm not planning on 'entertaining' the feminine company, ifya get the drift . Then there's no pressure on the little guy (lol not literally 'little', figure of speech, I swear! )

 

[BedtimeStories]

how many Lemon Ruskis and speed hits ya gotta take to get there?

It's just like the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop question! The world may never know...