How do I find glory holes

[dj9803]

Looking for glory holes in the Seattle and Portland areas.. only interested in women on the other side.

 

[Eilan]

Looking for glory holes in the Seattle and Portland areas.. only interested in women on the other side.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Good luck with that.

 

[Emerson40]

Looking for glory holes in the Seattle and Portland areas.. only interested in women on the other side.

Aren't these things set up so you don't know who is on the "other side"?

You could just put your gear through the hole and imagine it's Angelina Jolie giving you the glory.
Unless the dude is sporting a bushy Movember stache... then you'd have to imagine it's Angelina Jolie with a push-broom stuck to her upper lip.

 

[Lord Pmann]

When I was horny and youthful and innocent, just a couple of years ago, my mate and I used to play the percentage game. It was, "What odds of it being a girl on the other side would make it okay (for us) to stick your dick in that hole and get a blowie?" That number always started off so high. But I was horny and a virgin. So it always ended up getting down to about 51% girl.

But I don't know much about real glory holes. However, I think the odds of it being a beautiful woman or just any woman on the other side are pretty slim.

 

[Adre]

Hope springs eternal

 

[Oo_Bugsy]

Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Make a glory hole of your own
Result: 100% Girl & bragging rights!

Good luck sir!

 

[Emerson40]

But I don't know much about real glory holes. However, I think the odds of it being a beautiful woman or just any woman on the other side are pretty slim.

I think the odds are running about the same as the odds it would be a dodo bird giving you a blowie.

 

[Emerson40]

Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Make a glory hole of your own
Result: 100% Girl & bragging rights!

Good luck sir!

Step 3 : Explain 3 1/2" diameter circular hole in walk-in closet door to wife.

 

[southern_gal]

You guys have made me smile with the remarks. I will give my opinion. It has been a fantasy of mine to be the girl on the giving end but I can assure that the odds of me doing that to a total stranger would be somewhat less than a dodo bird crawling out of extinction and giveing the OP a bj.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You guys have made me smile with the remarks. I will give my opinion. It has been a fantasy of mine to be the girl on the giving end but I can assure that the odds of me doing that to a total stranger would be somewhat less than a dodo bird crawling out of extinction and giveing the OP a bj.

Whoa there. I've got dibs on that dodo humjibber when he comes around.

I do like that analogy, by the way. My go to is always, "it would be more likely to pull a brick from a hummingbird's arsehole". Another nice bird analogy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Step 3 : Explain 3 1/2" diameter circular hole in walk-in closet door to wife.

Step 4: Get prepared to have your cock lopped off when you stick it through that hole.

 

[southern_gal]

Whoa there. I've got dibs on that dodo humjibber when he comes around.

I do like that analogy, by the way. My go to is always, "it would be more likely to pull a brick from a hummingbird's arsehole". Another nice bird analogy.

Ok mister you are on thin ice. I have a lot of hummingbird feeders around my house and I have named some of them. (the birds silly not the feeders) The thought of a brick being pulled out of one of their little arses is not a funny one. We simply must come up with another analogy.

 

[Oo_Bugsy]

Ok mister you are on thin ice. I have a lot of hummingbird feeders around my house and I have named some of them. (the birds silly not the feeders) The thought of a brick being pulled out of one of their little arses is not a funny one. We simply must come up with another analogy.

Replace brick with a special little birdy buttplug?

It can vibrate if you'd like

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ok mister you are on thin ice. I have a lot of hummingbird feeders around my house and I have named some of them. (the birds silly not the feeders) The thought of a brick being pulled out of one of their little arses is not a funny one. We simply must come up with another analogy.

The fact that you are angry is the reason why that's the best analogy ever.

And good call on clarifying that about the birds/feeders, because my smart arse was about to jump all over that.

 

[Emerson40]

Ok mister you are on thin ice. I have a lot of hummingbird feeders around my house and I have named some of them. (the birds silly not the feeders) The thought of a brick being pulled out of one of their little arses is not a funny one. We simply must come up with another analogy.

What about, instead of bricks, we pull 3 1/2" hole saws from hummingbird's arses?

Would kind of bring things here full circle.

 

[southern_gal]

Replace brick with a special little birdy buttplug?

It can vibrate if you'd like

Ok you also made my "take him off the christmas card list" simply because I now have to change my blouse because I have coffee on it from laughing at a birdy buttplug. Bad bad man.

 

[southern_gal]

What about, instead of bricks, we pull 3 1/2" hole saws from hummingbird's arses?

Would kind of bring things here full circle.

Yeah I saw what you did and am tapping my foot impatiently. *gives the funny man a stern look* Full circle indeed.

 

[southern_gal]

The fact that you are angry is the reason why that's the best analogy ever.

And good call on clarifying that about the birds/feeders, because my smart arse was abot to jump all over that.

No jumping on arses either. There simply must be some rules yes?

 

[Emerson40]

You do realize that getting a blowie from a bird at a glory hole is exactly what the OP was asking about, if Seattle and Portland are also cities in Great Britain.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No jumping on arses either. There simply must be some rules yes?

Funny thing... In another thread, just moments after this one, I unintentionally used another arsehole analogy. I guess they just seem to really work well. I don't have any other way to describe it. The arsehole is majestic in all its ways, be it on a worm, a hummingbird, a snail, or a beautiful, delicate girl. Respect the arsehole.

 

[SurrealObsession]

I read this as:

"How can I be assured that the stranger who gives my cock mouth-to-genital passed STD's is female, and not the male that it so obviously is going to be?"

Seriously, Dude...if you want to play out your fantasies, either do them in a relationship with a willing partner, or find a swingers party that requires health checks to join. Don't stick your dick in a fucking hole.

Is there any other scenario on the planet where a person would willingly put their genitals into an unknown space in a wall and hope for the best? Hasn't anyone SEEN a horror movie?

 

[Recidiva]

I always think it'd be just a better idea to buy a bear trap and snap it on your junk. At least you can do that in a controlled environment and the emergency room workers would get there faster.

 

[Emerson40]

Is there any other scenario on the planet where a person would willingly put their genitals into an unknown space in a girl and hope for the best? Hasn't anyone SEEN a horror movie?

With one small edit, your question best describes the first sexual encounter of many young men with the opposite sex.

 

[SurrealObsession]

With one small edit, your question best describes the first sexual encounter of many young men with the opposite sex.

And yet, the horror movie description in that situation is still just as apt.

 

[Loverskitten]

I'm a woman and I'd love to be on the other side... Yay whac-a-mole!