How could we deliberately destroy the BDSM section of Literotica?

[Mr Blonde]

I see where catalina_francisco started a thread calling for suggestions to help improve our niche of Literotica and make us attractive to newcomers.

Hmmm...well, we need to do a flip side. Let's make a list of strategies to drive everyone away!

1. Someone could register an account named "MERCILESS_TORMENTOR" and send creepy PMs to every new poster with a feminine name. A few rude demands by an unknown newbie would send the women running for the hills.

Why are you giggling, niteshade?


What else?

Please notice the winking icon which suggests this is not a serious thread!

 

[FungiUg]

No, I suggest we do quite the opposite. Let's turn it into a grandmother's knitting and gossip circle. Call everyone "dearie", and invite them to tea and cakes.



We'd have to work on that upper crust English accent, and the little finger while pouring tea. And we'd need a good recipe for cucumber sandwiches.

 

[Texture]

1 medium cucumber
1 tub of spreadable butter
1 female submissive, lightly toasted

 

[Texture]

The royal family swear by it

 

[Zaudika]

1 medium cucumber
1 tub of spreadable butter
1 female submissive, lightly toasted

 

[niteshade]

I see where catalina_francisco started a thread calling for suggestions to help improve our niche of Literotica and make us attractive to newcomers.

Hmmm...well, we need to do a flip side. Let's make a list of strategies to drive everyone away!

1. Someone could register an account named "MERCILESS_TORMENTOR" and send creepy PMs to every new poster with a feminine name. A few rude demands by an unknown newbie would send the women running for the hills.

Why are you giggling, niteshade?


What else?

Please notice the winking icon which suggests this is not a serious thread!

Me? Giggle? Oh, surely not.

BTW... you owe me an email, oh most negligent of online masters

 

[niteshade]

Oh, I forgot to tell you... the part about moving in right away was a really nice touch.

 

[bunny bondage]

let's all religiously capitalize Sir, Dom, Domme, His, Hers, and always use the O/ours and Y/yours and then let's YELL FURIOUSLY at anybody who doesn't!

 

[James G 5]

let's all religiously capitalize Sir, Dom, Domme, His, Hers, and always use the O/ours and Y/yours and then let's YELL FURIOUSLY at anybody who doesn't!

I could just stalk bunny thru every thread she posts in until it becomes so creepy everyone avoids the place....

 

[bunny bondage]

lol!

shhh...james is hunting wabbit!

 

[James G 5]

lol!

shhh...james is hunting wabbit!

Hassenfefer's on the menu

 

[Mr Blonde]

Yes, stalking is always good!

And I owe everyone correspondance. I am way behind on the calendar, too!

Thread-jacking is also a good approach. We can start targetting threads by anyone with a registration date later than October 2003!

 

[catalina_francisco]

...and a moderator cull....down with moderators!!

Catalina http://www.logtenberg.info/computer/computer06.gif

 

[Mr Blonde]

LOL!

We could declare February the official "Topping from the bottom month" and the place would quicky become overrun with bratty pseudo-subs. Soon the only people left would be the saps addicted to bad role playing games.

Then we could just cancel the forums and all move into a chat room, where (as bunny bondage foreshadowed) we take turns calling each other "Overloard of the Universe" and screaming at anyone who does not instantly integrate into our collective fantasy world.

 

[WriterDom]

Delete the first page of threads. That should stir things up. What's your password MissT? I'll do it.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

awww c'mon you guys..you're killin me!!!!

 

[James G 5]

awww c'mon you guys..you're killin me!!!!

No, killing members would be a BIT extreme

 

[FungiUg]

I could just stalk bunny thru every thread she posts in until it becomes so creepy everyone avoids the place....

Nah, I did that with Etoile. But she enjoyed it too much!

Damned kinky women...

 

[WriterDom]

We could require that all subs post in pink , and all switches in green.

 

[FungiUg]

Doms in blue, Dommes in red, no ideas in orange and "vanilla" in white?

 

[JupitersGirl]

Yes Sir, dearie.






so many rules!!!!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

but Dag gone WD I don't really like green!!!!

 

[sunfox]

Yes Sir, dearie.






so many rules!!!!

Have some tea and cucumber sandwiches while we go over the rules, dearie...

*laughing ever so hard*

 

[James G 5]

Nah, I did that with Etoile. But she enjoyed it too much!

Damned kinky women...

Drat, good point

Shit, was that suposed to be in color????

 

[Etoile]

Nah, I did that with Etoile. But she enjoyed it too much!

Damned kinky women...

Oh, no, actually, I hate it. I really wish you'd stop stalking me. You're going to scare me away if you keep it up.

yeah, right!