How come?

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How come all the jokes about parents designed to piss people off are "YO MOMMA" jokes? What about the father, doesn’t anyone care about their fathers? Why are their no "YO DADDY" jokes out there? Instead of jokes about how big your MOMMA is their would be jokes about how small YO DADDIES dick is and instead of jokes about how sluttish and easy YO MOMMA is they would instead poke fun at the hard time he has ever getting laid?


Or MAYYYBEE girls DO poke fun at each other's fathers when they want to offend each other and they get all catty with each other and us guy are just not aware of it...NAW!

How pissed off would you get if someone made those kind of jokes about your father instead of your mother and would you be more, less, or equally pissed-off if the person making them were the same or opposite gender as you are?
 
I found some. :D



Yo Daddy Jokes

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Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.

I saw Yo father jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.

I called Yo father a fag and he hit me with his purse!

Yo father's so fat, even his shlong has rolls.

Yo dad’s so stupid, when Yo mama says "Screw me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.

Yo dad's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11.

Yo father's shlong is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.

Yo father's shlong is so small, he pisses on his nuts.

Yo father's shlong is so small, he'd been screwing yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.

Yo father's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bannanas.

Yo father's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.

Yo father's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face.

Yo father has to stick his shlong in the freezer to get hard.

Yo father suffers from shlong-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.

Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.

Yo father's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

Yo father's so lame, when his wife says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he does her three times and puts a vice on her head...and yo mama likes that.
 
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the father figure tends to be an authoritarian type to most people, at least, it used to. the relationship between him and the child tended to be a love/hate relationship, as the father figure would be the one to administer punishment when the child got in trouble. at times strict and severe, taking the role of "bad cop," the father figure often was resented on the surface, so jokes making fun of him didn't really carry the weight that insulting the child's mother did. the mother figure was the one who played the "good cop," and therefore, on the whole, liked a whole lot better. plus she baked cookies. homemade cookies are the bomb. you don't fuck with the purveyor of the cookies.

at least, it USED to be true for a good percentage of households. nowadays, things tend to get flip-flopped or one party is absent entirely, whether the cause is a single-parent family or a blurring of the gender lines or whatever (there are too many reasons for me to list off the top of my head).

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(yes, i just COULDN'T let the whole post be serious)
 
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