How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations"

[busybody..]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations"

DAT NIGGA STEW‏@NiggaStew

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations"



but no one rubs your balls and says, "good job."

 

[unregistered]

 

[O-dad's Medium]

The mind recoils at the thought that you'd need this explained to you.

 

[busybody..]

The mind recoils at the thought that you'd need this explained to you.

 

[off2bed]

If it's a liberal, they say, "You gonna kill it if it's a girl?"

 

[hobbit.]

DAT NIGGA STEW‏@NiggaStew

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations"



but no one rubs your balls and says, "good job."

Just in case you aren't the father.