How come they didn't have cool toys like this when I was young?

[cheerful_deviant]

The Maire Antionette action figure.

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Off with her head!

While they're at it they should also look into making these other action figures:

For the artsy wanabe types, the Vincent Van Gogh: His ear pops off. Looks great on coffee table next to the Art books you've never read.

The Sammy Davis Jr.: Now what 10 year old boy couldn't resist firing Sammy's eyeball at his sister?

And ladies, next time your husband/boyfriend aggravates you wouldn't you love to have the John Wayne Bobbit to vent your frustrations on?

 

[R. Richard]

The Maire Antionette action figure is fine. Where's the cake???

 

[Samandiriel]

Must...get...doll!!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

The Maire Antionette action figure is fine. Where's the cake???

The peasants ate it, just like she suggested.

 

[Guest]

LOL
love it
got kat a bobble head Jesus for xmas. we love it!
we did see some action figures of
Freud..complete with couch
Jesus
and friends. it was a hoot...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL
love it
got kat a bobble head Jesus for xmas. we love it!
we did see some action figures of
Freud..complete with couch
Jesus
and friends. it was a hoot...

Personally I would like to see the Wives of Henry the VIII collector set.

 

[Guest]

Personally I would like to see the Wives of Henry the VIII collector set.

especially Anne...shed be the best with that extra finger.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

especially Anne...shed be the best with that extra finger.

and the extra toes...didn't she have an extra breast as well?

I'm waiting for the hangman series with bowel evacuation action.

 

[Guest]

and the extra toes...didn't she have an extra breast as well?

I'm waiting for the hangman series with bowel evacuation action.

hrm... i dont know if she had a nubbin or not.

im hoping for a Lizzie Borden doll...she could have an axe in one hand and a rusty halo on a spring over her head.

 

[Boxlicker101]

hrm... i dont know if she had a nubbin or not.

im hoping for a Lizzie Borden doll...she could have an axe in one hand and a rusty halo on a spring over her head.

Or maybe an OJ Simpson doll, with a machete and wearing butt-ugly shoes.

By the way, I believe King Hank had two wives named Anne (or Ann?)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Or maybe an OJ Simpson doll, with a machete and wearing butt-ugly shoes.

and a white Blazer and a glove that don't fit.

 

[Boxlicker101]

You people, and I, are SICK!!

 

[oggbashan]

and the extra toes...didn't she have an extra breast as well?

No. An extra nipple. That was supposed to be the sign of a witch and was provided so that the witch could let her familiar feed on her blood...

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No. An extra nipple. That was supposed to be the sign of a witch and was provided so that the witch could let her familiar feed on her blood...

Og

Hell....you would know.

 

[oggbashan]

Hell....you would know.

So did everyone else at my court.

Or that's what my royally-appointed judges said.

There nothing better than appointing your own judges (and removing their heads if they don't judge the way I want).

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So did everyone else at my court.

Or that's what my royally-appointed judges said.

There nothing better than appointing your own judges (and removing their heads if they don't judge the way I want).

Og

I see a whole collectors series here!!!

 

[Guest]

I want a bobble-head Abs. An' maybe a Gauche.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I want a bobble-head Abs. An' maybe a Gauche.

Perdita

PMSL!!!

 

[rwattsIII]

Toys I missed? Let's get serious here! I missed out on Big Wheels and the Ball Crawl... and I'm pissed!

 

[Liar]

Those made me giggle.

http://www.stupid.com/stat/FSLP.html

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Toys I missed? Let's get serious here! I missed out on Big Wheels and the Ball Crawl... and I'm pissed!

Don't feel bad. We only had one toy, and we had to share it with the neighbors. But we did love our Happy Fun Ball...


























...but never found the cat...



Q_C

 

[Boxlicker101]

These young whippersnappers nowadays are lucky. When I was a young'un, we didn't have any toys except sticks that fell from trees and rocks we picked up.

 

[Guest]

These young whippersnappers nowadays are lucky. When I was a young'un, we didn't have any toys except sticks that fell from trees and rocks we picked up.

i so understand
it was horrid, eating cold gravel while walking 5 miles uphill in snowstorms to get to school.
*nodding in empathy*

 

[zeb1094]

I only had dirt to play with and it wasn't even clean dirt. I was used dirt.

 

[Boxlicker101]

i so understand
it was horrid, eating cold gravel while walking 5 miles uphill in snowstorms to get to school.
*nodding in empathy*

What do you mean, five miles? It was ten miles, there and the same coming back, uphill in both directions, walking barefoot through snowstorms and swimming icy rivers, fighting off crocodiles and polar bears. We valued an education in those days.

The cold gravel we had to eat wasn't so bad but sometimes there was broken glass in it, and that was painful.