How Come No Britney Spears pregnant stories?

[sirhugs]

I know BS is " done to death", and Lawd knows I'm long since past wanting another story about her, but it struck me that this would be a whole new twisted twist.....

 

[flawed_ethics]

Well, get that butt-ugly poor excuse of a 'husband' Kevin out of the picture, and we might be able to get the ball rolling on this one. Seriously, having him out of the picture would increase the readability of the story seven-fold.

My first inclination would be that she was wrapping up a tour and just -barely- pregnant. Hardly showing, and she was going to tell the press within the week that she was preggers. Only she had to get together with her crew that night for a little send off party.

But people probably want a more rounded Britney. So why not have her drop by TRL? She chats it up with the VJ, tells her fans she loves them, only to receive (or give?) a little suprise backstage?

My curiosity would be piqued by such a story, I must say. Again, w/o Kevin.

 

[abstract]

I've always wanted to see a story where Britany's portrayed as no-talent, white trash, air-head.

Oh yeah, all I have to do is turn on my TV for that story...

 

[jessy19]

No need to worry, I'm currently working on a preg britney story

 

[sirhugs]

No need to worry, I'm currently working on a preg britney story

jesssssssssssssssssy! ltns girl! missed you so much