How come I don't find Taylor Swift attractive?

[Mike_Yates]

Why is it that I don't find Taylor Swift to be attractive?

And I can't for the life of me understand why she was #1 in Maxim magazine's sexiest 100 women in the world list for this year.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Because you're normally attracted to road kill?

 

[Queersetti]

You're probably some kind of homo.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I didn't say that she was ugly, not at all, I just thought that her looks are somewhat mediocre.

 

[Queersetti]

I didn't say that she was ugly, not at all, I just thought that her looks are somewhat mediocre.

And her dick isn't very big.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I didn't say that she was ugly, not at all, I just thought that her looks are somewhat mediocre.

She looked way better than that Heathyr chick that you would go to war with god over.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6414f2061dccbed56a91c66fbda9df56/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o1_250.gif . http://33.media.tumblr.com/f673eb049eae591c28672d86409cd53c/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o2_250.gif . http://33.media.tumblr.com/a016cb62691e2c2eb9cefca007c76a38/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o3_250.gif . http://33.media.tumblr.com/cc1c6f3709a976b4e0b1b13124abb97a/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o4_250.gif

 

[greengamegirl]

Why is it that I don't find Taylor Swift to be attractive?

And I can't for the life of me understand why she was #1 in Maxim magazine's sexiest 100 women in the world list for this year.

I'm not sure if you are serious but people aren't attracted to the same things.

Have you ever seen a couple and thought one was significantly more attractive than the other? Alternatively, maybe you've thought that person should be with someone more attractive but they obviously see something you don't.

This thread could also be a joke.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's a human clothes hanger.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're probably some kind of homo.

No because he's probably not attracted to teen boys and Miss Swift possesses one...


But she's way up over Miley "I can't keep my clothes on" Cyrus. Talk about epic parenting fail.

 

[kbate]

At least with Miley, you know you've got an 80%+ chance of getting laid. With Taylor, it's closer to 0% with a consolation prize of an 80% chance of a song about rejecting you.

 

[pointless]

eh, she's pretty, but the poor girl doesn't have an ass. it's truly sad.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

I don't find her all that attractive either. I understand why many people do but she just doesn't do anything for me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

At least with Miley, you know you've got an 80%+ chance of getting laid. With Taylor, it's closer to 0% with a consolation prize of an 80% chance of a song about rejecting you.

What's the over-under on catching something from each one...



'Bout the same odds?

 

[Lancecastor]

Why is it that I don't find Taylor Swift to be attractive?

She looks like a ferret and has no nipples.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

She looks like a ferret and has no nipples.

Frank Burns looks like a ferret. Taylor Swift looks like an asian and an albino had a genderless baby.

 

[Adre]

Nothing funnier than keyboard Lotharios dissing women they'd never in a million years get.

 

[hashtag45]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6414f2061dccbed56a91c66fbda9df56/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o1_250.gif . http://33.media.tumblr.com/f673eb049eae591c28672d86409cd53c/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o2_250.gif . http://33.media.tumblr.com/a016cb62691e2c2eb9cefca007c76a38/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o3_250.gif . http://33.media.tumblr.com/cc1c6f3709a976b4e0b1b13124abb97a/tumblr_nqwpfaaZaP1rc7zl1o4_250.gif

loved it.
although, GFG must have had a burst brain aneurysm. (no pussies?)

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Nothing funnier than keyboard Lotharios dissing women they'd never in a million years get.

If the woman is someone we don't find attractive then why would we want to get her in a million years?
I will never be with Jennifer Lawrence in a million years and I find her very attractive. If I was dissing her then your statement would make sense.

 

[pointless]

it's not my fault that she doesn't have an ass.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She looks like a ferret and has no nipples.

She has nipples.



In fact, they comprise the entirety of her breasts.

 

[yourm0m]

Because she looks like a gelfling from The Dark Crystal, and you're not into muppets.

 

[Liar]

it's not my fault that she doesn't have an ass.

So you say. But I think I'm gonna blame you anyway. Just because.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Didn't a topless photo of Taylor Swift leak to the internet a few years ago?..

She's got A-cups just like Heathyr, or so I heard.

 

[pointless]

So you say. But I think I'm gonna blame you anyway. Just because.

story of my life, man.