how can you tell if a masage parlor gives.... "happy endings"

[that guy04]

does anyone know how to find this out in advance to going there?

 

[bisexplicit]

Oh hon, this is a porn board, but I, for one, am not going to help you find a prostitute. I suppose I should say good luck, though...

 

[Cathleen]

does anyone know how to find this out in advance to going there?

Why not call and ask? I don't know a thing about them and wonder if you'd need to make an appointment with some.

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

Pick up your local "alternative" paper and you'll usually see ads for Asian Massage. There you go...

 

[Leeleigh]

Based on what a friend told me, if you find the ad in the sports pages of your local newspaper, more than likely they give full body massages and ummm happy endings.

 

[tiwolf]

Based on what a friend told me, if you find the ad in the sports pages of your local newspaper, more than likely they give full body massages and ummm happy endings.

Always curious why those ads are separated into Sports section and not personals? Predominetly Male readership I suppose

 

[Seduce]

This is interesting....... is it so hard to find those things there where you are?

I am getting local newspapers here every Saturday, and I live in really conservative part of Germany, and those papers are stuck with adds like "Erotic Massage", "Private Calls from Busty Blonde", "Hot Polish Student Waiting For You" etc.

It is really hard to find any other adds (I was looking for new flat till recently) among heaps of those.

 

[dietcherrycoke]

Here's an idea

Why don't you call the local police department and tell them that you want a massage, but don't want to give business to the kind of immoral shop that would do handjobs-for-hire. Tell them you'd like to know which shops are "safe." Then, go to the one(s) they don't recommend.

 

[DarkMuse]

My friend was getting married and wanted a massage. Rather than listen to me, and wait for me to make her an appointment with my friend who is an RMT, she called around to "massage parlours".

Her: Hi, I wanted to make an appointment for a massage.

Massage Parlour: For your husband?

Her: No.

MP: For your boyfriend?

Her: No.

MP: For your brother?

Her: No. For me.

MP: (in an offended and angry tone) WE DON'T DO WOMEN! *click*

It was a rub and tug. It was amusing that a place that jerks men off to make a profit is offended by the thoughts of doing that to a woman...LOL.

So, get a chick to call around...LOL.

 

[PinkSteel]

Massage parlors

Some hints... ask if you can choose the lady. That is one tip off.

Sometimes you just have to take a chance. If a drape is optional, that's a good sign. Once naked, ask if she accepts tips.

 

[Ezzy]

I don't know of any in the USA that will be stupid enough to tell you over the phone that they do "specials" it is against at least 10 different laws in most states, the exception being the Nevada chicken ranches.

If they did give out that information, to anyone who phoned they would be open to prosecution under solicitation and pander statutes in most states.

The best thing you could do would be ask around your friends, check out the ones in the sports pages and go for it.

Just hope that it isn't a sting operation being run by your local police department, to catch some "johns".