How can i seduce my sisnlaw?

[hots4sisnlaw]

Yes i am looking for ideas and help on how to seduce my sisnlaw. i have spied on her showering before and i think she saw me once cause she looked at the mirror i was holing and after that i never spied on her again. i would also wear some lounge pants around the house to where my cock would show on purpose but i never saw if she was lookinh help!!

 

[phoenix1224]

You CAN'T!!!

Troll...

 

[silverwhisper]

sorry dude, but even if i had any thoughts on how (and i don't), i wouldn't help you with this.

ed

 

[hots4sisnlaw]

why not?

why do you think its not possible??

 

[EJFan]

sure it's possible... just like kevin costner said in "JFK"... "the laws of theoretical physics suggest that it's possible to hang an elephant over a cliff by tying its tail to a weed." or something to that effect.

lots of things are possible but lots of things are best left to fantasy. before you even think about a plan of attack, have you thought of a plan for regrouping if it doesn't work out? what about the other relationships involved with both your families? if you address all of these issues maybe then you can think of how to go about it.

fill us in with more information.

 

[Guest]

You CAN'T!!!

Troll...

Haha!

This guys an ass!

 

[hots4sisnlaw]

hmmm

well i have thought of that but its mainly what would she say or do if i bring it up to her. should i involve money into it? i mean with the line of work i do i only go home a month out of the year so thats the only time i have to try.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

so you want to make her feel like a prostitute by offering her money to have sex wtih you? that's almost funny.

 

[Eilan]

I really don't want to jump into the fray because this is probably a joke. Eh, what the hell. . .

Is she your wife's sister or your brother's wife? If she's your wife's sister, you have to decide if it's worth having your wife haul your ass to court for everything you've got once she finds out you've been fucking (or attempted to fuck) her sister. If she's your brother's wife, you might have to worry about your brother beating the fuck out of you, unless he's a sharin' kind of guy.

lots of things are possible but lots of things are best left to fantasy.

This is probably the soundest advice you'll get. Take it or leave it.

 

[hots4sisnlaw]

ill do anything

at this point im willing to do anything!!!!

 

[phoenix1224]

at this point im willing to do anything!!!!

Cool.

Here's something that you can do:

Load up a pistol, put the barrel in your mouth, and then squeeze the trigger.

 

[Eilan]

so you want to make her feel like a prostitute by offering her money to have sex wtih you? that's almost funny.

Whoa! I missed that part.

How about paying a prostitute to act like your sister-in-law? Then maybe your family won't kill you.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, show of hands: who thinks this guy lied about his age?

ed

 

[hots4sisnlaw]

well

for one i did not lie about my age i am 25 and secondly i mean im just trying to see if its possible if not i guess it will just have to stay as a fantasy....

 

[YANKEE DAN]

This is stupid, she's your sis IN LAW not your sister, just fucking ask her if she'd be interested!

 

[silverwhisper]

dude, this is definitely one that stays on the fantasy side of the line. there are so many ways that this can go wrong, and every single one of them winds up w/ you miserable, at best.

ed

 

[EJFan]

dude, this is definitely one that stays on the fantasy side of the line. there are so many ways that this can go wrong, and every single one of them winds up w/ you miserable, at best.

ed

this is most likely exactly right.

that being said, hots4sis, since you're all growed up and are aware that there could be serious consequences and repercussions in your quest to fulfill this quixotic rendezvous i would recommend you just drop trou and stick your dick in her ear while she's sitting on the couch. if she likes it, progress to other orifices.

seriously though dude... i think it's a fair question that you've asked and a lot of us have been giving you a hard time. you have to understand that the "how to" community really wants to help people with legit problems and who have a good perspective on things. your issue may be a legitimate one but you're really asking for advice on somehting that could harm a lot of people... plus, this is your first post... i'd recommend looking around the forum and the whole message board. once you've read some threads and posted some sage advice, people will be more likely to take you seriously.

 

[Lynxie]

that being said, hots4sis, since you're all growed up and are aware that there could be serious consequences and repercussions in your quest to fulfill this quixotic rendezvous i would recommend you just drop trou and stick your dick in her ear while she's sitting on the couch. if she likes it, progress to other orifices.

That's the funniest thing I've read all day...definitely a powerade-spew moment.

for one i did not lie about my age i am 25 and secondly i mean im just trying to see if its possible if not i guess it will just have to stay as a fantasy....

Only you and your sister-in-law can determine for sure if it's possible or not. You know your relationship better than all of us combined - at least, I would hope so. Are you married, and is this your wife's sister? Or is this the wife of one of your siblings? In either case, there'll be cheating involved. You'll need to think through the reprocussions of said cheating on your life, as well as your sis-in-law's life. Hooking up with her has the potential to complicate things for both of you, in very unpleasant ways.

If you're single, I recommend thinking about the suggestion of hiring a prostitute to enact your fantasy for you.

 

[hots4sisnlaw]

well

yes im married and she is my wifes sister but like i said i think she knows that i saw her shoering because she looked staright at the mirror but she acted like nothing happened???

 

[oddity83]

Ask your wife if you can get some else where first, then ask for your in laws number after that, let us know how that works out.





Or you could take them both on Springer and ask for three some(okay I couldn't stop myself on this one)

 

[Eilan]

yes im married and she is my wifes sister but like i said i think she knows that i saw her shoering because she looked staright at the mirror but she acted like nothing happened???

Maybe she's trying to do the classy thing and ignore you?

This is stupid, she's your sis IN LAW not your sister, just fucking ask her if she'd be interested!

What's stupid? The fact that some of us think it wouldn't be a good idea for this dude to piss on his marriage vows by fucking his wife's sister? Biological relationship is irrelevant. I'd say the same thing if he were thinking about fucking his neighbor, his boss, or his dog.

Jer-RY! Jer-RY! Jer-RY! Jer-RY! Jer-RY!

 

[BrownEyes26]

yes im married and she is my wifes sister but like i said i think she knows that i saw her shoering because she looked staright at the mirror but she acted like nothing happened???

Oh my goodness, can you please use punctuation?

 

[Lynxie]

Oh my goodness, can you please use punctuation?

He did...in the form of three question marks at the end of his text!

 

[Quoll]

He did...in the form of three question marks at the end of his text!

I was going to say that.

she knows that i saw her shoering

Damn, I thought I had a handle on sexual slang, can anyone enlighten me, are shoerings hawt?

 

[wtf????]

so you want to make her feel like a prostitute by offering her money to have sex wtih you? that's almost funny.

It's more sad then anything.