How can I keep a girls cunt smelling nice?

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It normally smells like sardines. How can I make her cunt fresh smelling. Perferablly like freshly made toast on a cool autum morning.
 
What you're probably smelling is your cum inside her. If she doesn't douche (which I don't recommend) after sex, the semen inside begins smelling a bit rancid after a few hours. The solution is to cum on her tits or ass instead.
 
it's called bathing... before or after you have sex, suggest a bath or shower together... that way she'll be all clean and fragrant
 
I agree. A bath or shower together is a great idea. However, sometimes a woman may smell because of a yeast infection or another problem. So I would suggest just talking it with her (but don't tell her she smells like fish... bad idea) And to tell you the truth there is only one woman that ever smelled like that. The rest never did. Just be open and talk to her. That is the best way. And for her too, make sure you are all clean and smelling nice too.
 
A long term solution is to make sure she cleans well. If this doesn't help, try asking her to see a doctor. If it's just for oral sex, use a flavored lube or some other edible spreadable treat. Do remember that some women just smell, and nothing you can do will make her smell better. I had a female partner like that... even after the shower, she still tasted and smelled yucky. Remeber though, no woman will ever smell like french toast!
 
I am wondering if the thread-starter has "shared" something with her from his dick.

That is always a possiblity too, ya know.
Changes in diet, activity, genital "cosmetics" (or the cesation of), wearing breathable fabrics or skirts, even deoderant soap can be helpful (I recommend Lever 2000.)
 
Somehow I don't think this guy's post is serious. It was the wording (or maybe the other post I saw where he said he didn't like "poo-poo holes" because they were "stinky-winky" ... I think he's just having a bit of fun and doesn't need (or deserve) any advice.
 
Ice Princess said:
Somehow I don't think this guy's post is serious. It was the wording (or maybe the other post I saw where he said he didn't like "poo-poo holes" because they were "stinky-winky" ... I think he's just having a bit of fun and doesn't need (or deserve) any advice.

That was what I thought when I first saw the post. Hence, no suggestions.
 
new av sabbath? looks nice ;), kind of liked the old one better though =/
 
coolr said:
new av sabbath? looks nice ;), kind of liked the old one better though =/

It's just something new for this week. I'd really like to find a sexy vamp pic to put up but haven't found the perfect one yet. I like this one but it's a little dark. I may end up going back...the other one really went with my "eating razor blades" :devil:
 
one solution

bath ... and soap up ... get a good lather. will then smell like a rose.
 
Ice Princess said:
Somehow I don't think this guy's post is serious. I think he's just having a bit of fun and doesn't need (or deserve) any advice.

Yeah--but the thread has been views 365 times. I am suspecting that some of our more shy viewers may be thinking, "Oh my gosh! My wife is driving me nuts--maybe the solution is here."
Ya never know.
 
sabbathstorm said:
I guess I'm going to have to take a poll and see which one suits me best :D

Sabbath,

I liked the other better!

-Bel
 
Which one was that? The one with the black/purple hair or the animated one in PVC?
 
Sabbath you are going to have to attach them all to a post so that we can view and vote!!
re the original post - I have a strong suspicion that this guy is having a laugh too but hey we can't judge and this is something that worries alot of women (and i guess men)

my advice
Bathe - do not use scented soap as it will irritate the vaginal tissue
drink lots of water as it flushes out the system
don't eat very pungent food before sex (so the late night Indian takeaway, lager and shag is banned)
go see your doctor and get checked out, yeast infections are really common and can make you smell very strong.
 
coolr said:
dah! u changed again!!!

I'm fickle this week ;) I am thinking about doing the poll later tonight after I get a few things done. I know your choice already but you can vote.
 
sabbathstorm said:
Which one was that? The one with the black/purple hair or the animated one in PVC?

The one with the purple and black hair, but I didn't see the PVC one.... Alrighty, start a new thread where we can vote ;)

-Bel
 
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