How can I compete?

[Lasz]

With a Vibrator?
I dont Vibrate!

How can I compete with a dildo!
when you want a differnt shape or size I cant go out and buy a new penis!

Guess us men are just obsolete...

 

[Lasz]

With a Vibrator?
I dont Vibrate!

How can I compete with a dildo!
when you want a differnt shape or size I cant go ouy and but a new penis!

Guess us men are just obsolete...

 

[Tantanah]

Not at all. Nothing beats skin to skin contact with a man who makes me quiver.

 

[Cheyenne]

With a Vibrator?
I dont Vibrate!

How can I compete with a dildo!
when you want a differnt shape or size I cant go out and buy a new penis!

Guess us men are just obsolete...

Not at all. Find a woman who wouldn't give up her vibrator or dildo in a heart beat in exchange for the real thing. I dare ya!

See? Definitely NOT obsolete. Very much desired, as a matter of fact.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Oh no no no. Men aren't obsolete. I will take a man every day and twice on Sundays over a vibrator/dildo.

 

[MissTaken]

Well, I tried french kissing my vibe and then cuddling up to it to whisper sweet nothings....

I LOVE MEN!

 

[pipercatt]

MissT, I was just about to say, "Vibes and dildoes can't kiss back."

 

[bad kitty]

Men are WAY better!!! I can't have an orgasm with toys but I can with men.

 

[perks]

With a Vibrator?
I dont Vibrate!

How can I compete with a dildo!
when you want a differnt shape or size I cant go out and buy a new penis!

Guess us men are just obsolete...

honestly,
and I don't know why men don't get this. A vibrator can never ever ever do what fingers can. A vibrator doesn't tease you. I vibrator can't get as close as humanly possibly nibble your nipples look into your eyes while it grinds deeply inside making you gasp. A vibrator doesn't breath heavily into your ear and moan or grunt like you do when you pop your hips. Vibrators have no finesse.

 

[bad kitty]

Re: Re: How can I compete?

honestly,
and I don't know why men don't get this. A vibrator can never ever ever do what fingers can. A vibrator doesn't tease you. I vibrator can't get as close as humanly possibly nibble your nipples look into your eyes while it grinds deeply inside making you gasp. A vibrator doesn't breath heavily into your ear and moan or grunt like you do when you pop your hips. Vibrators have no finesse.

Ditto what she said!!!

 

[Kitte]

I love my Vibe It rocks my socks off sometimes...but given the option of my Vibe or my man...My man wins hands down. He doesnt just rock my socks off he rocks my world.

 

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[perks]

Re: Re: How can I compete?

You are *so* wrong, Laz.

For a start, vibes can't mow lawns

*snicker*

 

[kiwiwolf]

Vibes and dildos also can't mow lawns.

 

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[perks]

They can sure plough a good furrow, though

I'm trying to keep the liquid in my mouth, thankyouuuuuuu!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Holy smokes! I'd rather have one man than a hundred different vibes/dildoes!!


vibes/dildos can't open jars either.

 

[perks]

Swallow, bitch

I love when you try to wear your Switch corset.

 

[Ishmael]

Don't know what you're doing or not doing Laz, but I can tell you for a fact that no vibrator can make a woman quiver like a bowl of jello on an unbalanced washing machine on spin cycle like a patient man can.

It's all about her, not you. If you remember that, she'll take care of you when the time comes.

Ishmael

 

[Ezarc]

Can any woman's vibe do what a man's tongue and mouth can do down there?
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

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[perks]

Try? TRY??

What, it's not working for you?

<grin> anything you do works for me, sugahfox.

I'm quite suave and smarmy!

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

Good.

When you're done swallowin', you can mow the freakin' lawn

lmao, you mean I need a razor, right?