How can I blame Clinton for the Black Plague?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There's a connection. I know there is, damn it.

 

[kbate]

Sorry, that one's my fault. didn't mean it, just got careless - my bad.

 

[Vikingstone]

pneumonic or bubonic?

 

[KyleW]

There's a connection. I know there is, damn it.

Arnold Schwartzenegger let him use his Terminator time machine to go back in time and spread disease.

 

[revelator]

Just randomly throw in the words "Vince Foster," "Hitlery is a lesbian murderess," "blow job," "Whitewater," "Black Hawk Down," and any other word jazz.

It'll make about as much sense, maybe more, as the bullshit that originates in the Republican Party these days. Clearly they need new writers now that Stephen King isn't putting out their talking points.

 

[Saint Boner]

The Black plague would be the Lincoln administration.

 

[RawHumor]

Blame him? According to Newsweek, he cured lepers. How can we blame him for the plague?

 

[RJMasters]

In a previous lifetime he did not...I repeat did not have sexual relations with that rat.

 

[airborne92]

In a previous lifetime he did not...I repeat did not have sexual relations with that rat.

According to Clinton, he has never had sexual relations with anyone. So how did he manage to have an daughter with Hillary?

 

[RJMasters]

According to Clinton, he has never had sexual relations with anyone. So how did he manage to have an daughter with Hillary?

State body guard's rubber broke...

 

[luxey313]

by voting for a Bush-bot in '08

 

[Silverlily]

pneumonic or bubonic?

Both, and typhoid.

 

[hogjack]

Rush Limbaugh has built a considerably strong case to blame locust infestations on Bill Clinton. Rush and his staff research the hell out of these things.

 

[Vikingstone]

Rush Limbaugh has built a considerably strong case to blame locust infestations on Bill Clinton. Rush and his staff research the hell out of these things.

Oh yeah, especially where to score more Oxy or cubanoes

 

[The Mutt]

Knowing that at the end of time, the universe will loop back on itself and time will restart, Clinton should have planned better and done more to prevent the plague.

 

[hogjack]

Oh yeah, especially where to score more Oxy or cubanoes

Rush is a paragon of good values. Ignore all the hypocracy and focus on the soothing tone of his voice.

 

[Vikingstone]

Rush is a paragon of good values. Ignore all the hypocracy and focus on the soothing tone of his voice.

actually as a broadcaster myself I have a lot of respect for his talent. Unfortunately, it's the kind of respect one has for Adolph Eichman and his logistical genius.

 

[The Mutt]

http://www.ericblumrich.com/nazi.html

 

[DV81]

Rush is a paragon of good values. Ignore all the hypocracy and focus on the soothing tone of his voice.

to his credit though, he knows that cigars are for smoking.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Clinton fired some guys, too!"

Smell the desperation. Ew.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Do you mean Lt's post?


“I FIND IT more than just a little disgusting that BET is allowed to promote the politics of race hatred without a word being said by any commentator employed by any of the major news networks, including Fox.

“After watching BET for a week I determined that Caucasians seem to be receiving the highest volume of the hate and ridicule treatment, followed closely by jokes and skits that ridicule those of the Jewish faith.

“Most of the racist material is being generated by ‘brilliant’ black comedians that in lieu of any real talent have opted to pander to the spark of racism that resides in so many African Americans.

Last night I watched a black comedian, clad in white face, a blond wig, topped with a baseball cap, receive ovation after ovation from the 100 percent black audience for his ‘hilarious’ characterizations of a ‘redneck.’ The routine went on for about ten minutes and from start to finish it was nothing less than a continuous stream of hate filled racist skits and one-liners directed at Caucasians in general, and rural white Americans in particular. One could easily draw a parallel between this black racist humor directed at Caucasians and Nazi humor directed at Jews in pre-WWII Germany.

“I wonder how much noise of a whining nature would be heard from black Americans if a WET (White Entertainment Television) station were to come into being? What would their reaction to white men in black face characterizing the speech patterns and mannerisms of black inner city crack heads and rural blacks be? How loud would the crying be if WET had the same hiring bias as BET? In that eventuality all of the major networks and the U.S. Department of Justice would be launching scathing preparatory verbal attacks followed by massive lawsuits designed to eliminate the media platform of the evil racist whites. Hell, the Justice Department legal teams would probably be taking their rest breaks sitting in front of a TV tuned to a BET comedy channel that featured a little ‘harmless, `black racism.’”

 

[Ishmael]

Actually it is pathetic. The administration should just say, "They've been fired. They serve at our pleasure. Investigate to your hearts content. They won't be coming back. You must have nothing more important to do."

But they won't. They'll run around in circles and somehow make a trivial matter look sinister.

Ishmael

 

[RawHumor]

But they won't. They'll run around in circles and somehow make a trivial matter look sinister.

I agree with you 100%, except that I think their squirming has already begun.

 

[Ishmael]

I agree with you 100%, except that I think their squirming has already begun.

Of course it has. The Libs smell blood. They know there's nothing there, but they're being handed the ammunition for a political debacle by the administration, needlessly.

Ishmael

 

[Lasher]

. They'll run around in circles and somehow make a trivial matter look sinister.

You mean like getting a blow job in the Oval Office?

"It's my dick. Get over it."