How big would a Grilled Cheese Sandwich be...

[Xelebes]

To be fit for King Kong?

 

[graceanne]

To be fit for King Kong?

Honey, how many times do I gotta tell you? DO NOT FEED KING KONG! You're gonna end up loosing a finger!

Geez, you talk and you talk and the kids . . . they just don't listen.

 

[Xelebes]

Li'l blue aliens don't have fingers to worry about. Just that these loaves of bread are a little bit too big for me to move around. I'm wondering how much bread I should take off while the ol' Kong there will have have his hunger sated for the short while.

 

[brioche]

Honey, how many times do I gotta tell you? DO NOT FEED KING KONG! You're gonna end up loosing a finger!

Geez, you talk and you talk and the kids . . . they just don't listen.

i thought about it, but i knew graceanne would take care of answering.

You rock, girl.

*goes back to surfing*

 

[graceanne]

Li'l blue aliens don't have fingers to worry about. Just that these loaves of bread are a little bit too big for me to move around. I'm wondering how much bread I should take off while the ol' Kong there will have have his hunger sated for the short while.

YOU'RE A LITTLE BLUE ALIEN!?! He'll eat you alive! Don't you know that little blue aliens are King Kong's favorite food? He likes 'em with CHEESE AND BREAD!

*smacks X upside the head*

I swear, at your age you should think these things through!

 

[graceanne]

i thought about it, but i knew graceanne would take care of answering.

You rock, girl.

*goes back to surfing*

LOL Thanks.

 

[Xelebes]

YOU'RE A LITTLE BLUE ALIEN!?! He'll eat you alive! Don't you know that little blue aliens are King Kong's favorite food? He likes 'em with CHEESE AND BREAD!

*smacks X upside the head*

I swear, at your age you should think these things through!

I thought King Kong prefered busty bodacious women who screamed a lot.

 

[graceanne]

I thought King Kong prefered busty bodacious women who screamed a lot.

Nah, that's just for the movies. No one wants to watch him running around eating little blue aliens, so they had him pick up busty bodacious women who scream a lot. *shrugs* What can I tell you? Sex sells. In between shots they fed him little blue aliens with bread and cheese.

 

[Xelebes]

I think you are sincerely confused. He's a carbon-based lifeform! I am but a silicon-based lifeform. I would instantly kill him if he were to attempt to eat me.

 

[His_pita]

Forget the size of the sandwich. What the hell you going to cook it on?

 

[graceanne]

I think you are sincerely confused. He's a carbon-based lifeform! I am but a silicon-based lifeform. I would instantly kill him if he were to attempt to eat me.

Silicon? Is that like a blow up doll?

 

[Xelebes]

Forget the size of the sandwich. What the hell you going to cook it on?

Fuji-san, my dear.

 

[Xelebes]

Silicon? Is that like a blow up doll?

No, a blow up doll is also carbon-based. Plastics are usually made polethylenes and the sort which are hydrocarbons, not hydrosilicons.

 

[graceanne]

No, a blow up doll is also carbon-based. Plastics are usually made polethylenes and the sort which are hydrocarbons, not hydrosilicons.

Oh yeah! Silicone is like what's in fake boobs!

Either way, you're toast. He's king kong - nothing can kill him. If bombs dropped on him won't kill him, then how could one itty bitty blue alien do it?

*shakes head* We'll miss you.

 

[Xelebes]

Silicon overdose, duh. And his acids in his belly would not be able to digest me.

 

[graceanne]

Silicon overdose, duh. And his acids in his belly would not be able to digest me.

And how would you know that? Hm? How many King Kongs' stomachs have you been in?

I think you protest too much. A little guy like you couldn't overdose anyone.

 

[DVS]

Oh yeah! Silicone is like what's in fake boobs!

Either way, you're toast. He's king kong - nothing can kill him. If bombs dropped on him won't kill him, then how could one itty bitty blue alien do it?

*shakes head* We'll miss you.

Are you calling him a fake boob?

 

[graceanne]

Are you calling him a fake boob?

Nah, he's a 100% natural boob.

 

[Xelebes]

And how would you know that? Hm? How many King Kongs' stomachs have you been in?

I think you protest too much. A little guy like you couldn't overdose anyone.

A carbon based organism like King Kong has hydrochloric acid and a basic bile in their stomachs to help them digest their food. Hydrochloric acid is not a suitable solvent for digesting a silicon-based organism like me. Hydrobromic acid is considered the least needed to have me digested and I'm sorry, King Kong has none of that.

And seriously, I'm translucent. Would King Kong really eat something that was clearly translucent?

 

[graceanne]

A carbon based organism like King Kong has hydrochloric acid and a basic bile in their stomachs to help them digest their food. Hydrochloric acid is not a suitable solvent for digesting a silicon-based organism like me. Hydrobromic acid is considered the least needed to have me digested and I'm sorry, King Kong has none of that.

And seriously, I'm translucent. Would King Kong really eat something that was clearly translucent?

First you're blue and now you're clearly translucent?

Hm, I think you're a hamburger, and you're lying to throw me off.

 

[rosco rathbone]

King Kong's hand was large enough to enclose Fay Wray from about her tits to her knees. Say about a metre wide. That would make his palm, very roughly, 1 metre². I think the average sandwhich is about 25% larger than the average palm.

 

[Xelebes]

King Kong's hand was large enough to enclose Fay Wray from about her tits to her knees. Say about a metre wide. That would make his palm, very roughly, 1 metre². I think the average sandwhich is about 25% larger than the average palm.

Ooooh, an American who calculates in metric!

 

[Xelebes]

First you're blue and now you're clearly translucent?

Hm, I think you're a hamburger, and you're lying to throw me off.

Translucent blue, my dear. More specifically, a translucent azure. You're simply thinking of the word "transparent" here which is not the case, I assure you.