How big is too big?

[artisticbiguy]

what is your list of "too much of a good thing is just - too much"?

Online Serial Stories - Over 50 chapters
Cock Size - over 8.5" long, or over 6.25" around
breasts - over D's (sorry, but I'm a modest breast like'n man)
book series - over 7 books without a conclusion
over 6'6" in height (man or woman)
quality ice cream - over a pint in one sitting
quality chocolate - over 100g in one sitting
quality alcohol - enough to take me beyond tipsy (actual volume depends on the alcohol)
sex partners - more than 3
continuous sex - more than 2 hours without a break

 

[Guest]

what is your list of "too much of a good thing is just - too much"?

Online Serial Stories - Over 50 chapters
Cock Size - over 8.5" long, or over 6.25" around
breasts - over D's (sorry, but I'm a modest breast like'n man)
book series - over 7 books without a conclusion
over 6'6" in height (man or woman)
quality ice cream - over a pint in one sitting
quality chocolate - over 100g in one sitting
quality alcohol - enough to take me beyond tipsy (actual volume depends on the alcohol)
sex partners - more than 3
continuous sex - more than 2 hours without a break

Onions -- should ACCENTthe flavor, not BE the flavor
Perfume -- should not be detectable outside of a 3 foot radius

 

[Belegon]

I'm in complete agreement on the books...

you hear me Robert Jordan? As soon as I finish Knife of Dreams I'm coming to kick your ass!

 

[artisticbiguy]

I'm in complete agreement on the books...

you hear me Robert Jordan? As soon as I finish Knife of Dreams I'm coming to kick your ass!

*gasp*
Bel, bel, bel....
Put down the book, and step away slowly, and no one will get hurt (save the book)
*leveling the flamethrower at the robert jordan books*

everyone one of those monstrosities are TOO DAMN BIG... but hon, I said "too much of a good thing"... I'm not sure Robert Jordan applies (at least for me his writing doesn't)

 

[Belegon]

*gasp*
Bel, bel, bel....
Put down the book, and step away slowly, and no one will get hurt (save the book)
*leveling the flamethrower at the robert jordan books*

everyone one of those monstrosities are TOO DAMN BIG... but hon, I said "too much of a good thing"... I'm not sure Robert Jordan applies (at least for me his writing doesn't)

but...but..but...It's an autographed first edition...

 

[artisticbiguy]

but...but..but...It's an autographed first edition...

*stopping from pulling the tigger*
okay, as long as you swear not to read any more of the trash... you can keep it for investment value (it's amazing what junk becomes valuable later)

 

[Belegon]

Ok...

Taco Shops - 3 a.m. or later...a taco shop at 7 pm, when I can hold back and just order a Carne Asada Burrito Queso Solo and be happy is a very good thing. But somehow, walking into somplace that ends in "to's" ( Roberto's, Hilberto's, Lolito's, etc.) after a night of TJ revelry results in 6 rolled tacos, carne asada fries, a beef taco/cheese enchilada combo and the aforementioned burrito...


...and somehow it all gets eaten too....

 

[artisticbiguy]

Ok...

Taco Shops - 3 a.m. or later...a taco shop at 7 pm, when I can hold back and just order a Carne Asada Burrito Queso Solo and be happy is a very good thing. But somehow, walking into somplace that ends in "to's" ( Roberto's, Hilberto's, Lolito's, etc.) after a night of TJ revelry results in 6 rolled tacos, carne asada fries, a beef taco/cheese enchilada combo and the aforementioned burrito...


...and somehow it all gets eaten too....

not good for your toning up and buffing out there Bel! how are Carson and I supposed to drool over your progress with such behaviour?!?

 

[Guest]

I think Robert Jordan is just L. Ron Hubbard's love child. There's too much of both.

 

[Belegon]

not good for your toning up and buffing out there Bel! how are Carson and I supposed to drool over your progress with such behaviour?!?

I haven't fallen prey to such a thing in 10 years...but the memory is there...

...and whether or not I admire L. Ron Hubbard depends on whether or not Scientology really was a bar bet...


Yes, I know the whole Heinlen story is an urban legend. But if it was true I would worship Hubbard like a god...

 

[mack_the_knife]

I'm in complete agreement on the books...

you hear me Robert Jordan? As soon as I finish Knife of Dreams I'm coming to kick your ass!

LOL I feel your pain...every time I pick up one of those damn doorstops.

 

[carsonshepherd]

The fine line between a nice caffeine lift and bouncing off the walls.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Diving: More than three tanks in a day. Did it once, will not do it again.

Mexican sun: 2 hours, period, if you dunk yourself in spf65K, maybe three, but after that, it's mumu time

Toy size: Too big? Nah. to long, defintely. how long is that? Not exactly sure, but I know it when I feel it.

Snow: Anything more than a foot in a day

Books: 30 pages and I'm still not hooked, or sure who the main character is or of the general plot, do you hear me Stephen King? Tom Clancy?

Cartoons: 10 hours into the all day marathon

Television: 3 shows in a row. With the exception of pre planned all day marathons or back to back to back episodes of a miniseries.

Rap Music: Three bars

Coke: 1 case. Did you know coke is a hallucinogen? Neither did I. But get on the road and kill a case between NY and the Maryland line, by Virgina, you're seeing pink elephants and stuff.

Chocolate: ha ha ha ha hee *snort*

Good Alcohol: At exactly the point where you start to buzz. past that point, you might as well be drinking the house brand because you are no longer really tasteing and enjoying the good stuff.

 

[artisticbiguy]

The fine line between a nice caffeine lift and bouncing off the walls.

I'm lucky, Caffeine doesn't have that effect on me... sugar however... too much takes me from happy to tornado mode.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I think Robert Jordan is just L. Ron Hubbard's love child. There's too much of both.

Thanks, now I have to clean the coffee off my computer.

 

[Lady Reiha]

one of my 2 jobs involves Caffeine. I am the source of your Java-drinking habits.


*runs away*

 

[artisticbiguy]

one of my 2 jobs involves Caffeine. I am the source of your Java-drinking habits.


*runs away*

*pointing*
THERE, THERE IS THE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING!

*running after her with 34oz thermal coffee mugs*
FEEED ME SEMORA!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm lucky, Caffeine doesn't have that effect on me... sugar however... too much takes me from happy to tornado mode.

I thought I was really, really pissed off at my co-workers like, every day - then I tried cutting back on caffeine.... turns out it was me, not them. Oops.

 

[Lady Reiha]

*pointing*
THERE, THERE IS THE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING!

*running after her with 34oz thermal coffee mugs*
FEEED ME SEMORA!!!

*gives Artsy a "deer about to get hit by a car" look* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*runs faster*

He's got a 34oz Travel Mug!!!!

*smacks head first into a pole* X.x

 

[Just-Legal]

Heh, I'm only allowed one Grande Latte a day or my heartrate goes through the roof.

And you have to pull me off the ceiling.

Hypersensitivity to caffine! Woooo...

Oh, and back on topic

World of Warcraft: Third Scarlet Monestary run in the same day... Blergh, you can only kill Herod so many times before it gets BORING.

**Gaming addict**

 

[OhMissScarlett]

-porn with anything gaping open(less is definitely more in that situation.)

-a regular size soda that turns out to be too big to fit in your standard size cup-holder.

-any amount of Easter grass.

 

[NymphGoddess]

Ok...

Taco Shops - 3 a.m. or later...a taco shop at 7 pm, when I can hold back and just order a Carne Asada Burrito Queso Solo and be happy is a very good thing. But somehow, walking into somplace that ends in "to's" ( Roberto's, Hilberto's, Lolito's, etc.) after a night of TJ revelry results in 6 rolled tacos, carne asada fries, a beef taco/cheese enchilada combo and the aforementioned burrito...


...and somehow it all gets eaten too....

ok for a girl who grew up out on souther and no longer lives there...I have to dissagree with you on the mexican food thing. Of course, I don't have access to Roberto's or Alberto's or Hilberto's...but when I go visit, I end up having mexican for breakfast lunch and dinner! *thinking it's a distance thing* oh well

 

[Guest]

In City of Heroes, its Frostfire -- after a while, what's the point? there's one villian you have to kill 10 times for a badge, and a couple other adventures where you have to kill the SAME DAMN BAD GUY over and OVER and over and OVER...

Pasta -- any plate of pasta bigger than my ass iS TOO MUCH.

Simple rule for sex toys -- anything that is supposed to fit into my body should be no wider than my fist and no longer than my forearm. Simple enough.

Cats -- No more than 10

Total pets -- except for fish, same thing -- no more than 10. Bugs do not count as pets.

Books -- once the books start falling into the bed, I'll start picking some for eBay or the used book store, ok? Until then -- BACK OFF THE BOOKS, BUD!

 

[Tom Collins]

what is your list of "too much of a good thing is just - too much"?

Online Serial Stories - Over 50 chapters
90% of the time I wont read a paperback that's that long...has to be a special author for me to be bothered.

Cock Size - over 8.5" long, or over 6.25" around
Holy God in HELL!! I'd run from that...run, screaming, into the night...WAY to big!

breasts - over D's (sorry, but I'm a modest breast like'n man)
What band measurment? There's a big difference in breast size between a 32D and a 52D.

book series - over 7 books without a conclusion
Totally agree...after 7 books I stop reading because it becomes laborious.

over 6'6" in height (man or woman)
Beyond 6'6" is just intimidating...whether they want to be or not.

quality ice cream - over a pint in one sitting
*choking on the thought of that much* Never managed more than 1/2 a pint.

quality chocolate - over 100g in one sitting
I can agree with this one, though it's rare for me to be able to eat that much sweets...I'm a savory/salty person, really.

quality alcohol - enough to take me beyond tipsy (actual volume depends on the alcohol)
Errr...no comment...OW!! Quit twisting my arm, ABG...too much is when I start making like a dashboard bobblehead doll.

sex partners - more than 3
Honestly? I wouldn't know what to put where...I'd prolly get into trouble cuz I'd grab the wrong thing at the wrong time. *blush*

continuous sex - more than 2 hours without a break
Uuuuuh...no responce for this one...never went more than about 20 minutes...*sigh*...total...including "foreplay"...I suspect that 20 minutes is being kind to them.

Well...there ya go, sexy.

 

[Tom Collins]

Thought of something of my own.
Any song that has lyrics all the way through and runs past 4 minutes purely because they wont stop saying the same damned line a hundred million times. HELLO!! Changing the stresses doesn't make it new lyrics, assholes! If all you're doing is repeating the same line over and over then the damned song better fade out at four minutes or I'm getting disgusted with you.