HOW BIG IS IT?

[CRaZy]

I HAD to do it. Jake suggested it on Killermuffin's thread. Blame him. Now remember HONESTY is important. LOLOLOL. So gentlemen, what are your credentials?
1.Length measured with a tape measure from the base when hard?
2.Circumference measured with a tape measure at the middle when hard?
3.Circumcised or not?
4.Does it swing to the right or left?
5.Any other identifying features that could incriminate you in court?

 

[CRaZy]

Afraid??? Looking for a tape measure??? Doing the maths???

 

[ShyGuy68]

CRaZy I would like help measuring so I'm sure it's done right, wanna come and help??

 

[Bs]

A. Now lets see that was Length measured with a tape measure from the base over the top back to base when hard?

B. Circumference measured with a tape measure at the top, middle and base when hard?

C. Circumcised or Y / N ?

D. Does it swing to the right, left or stay to the center?

E. Any other identifying features that could incriminate you in court?


OK armed with this info lets do the math:



1. A X B = Y

2. add 2 if C is Yes
add 3 if C is No

3. Y + C = Z

4. Multiply by 5 if center
Multiply by 2 if L or R

5. Z X D = P

Now take the year you were born and Divide it by *P*

and if you did you math correctly you will get: 12


of course this is .......

 

[CRaZy]

Okay. Well i got some emails with er.....well pretty illustrations. But, ONE person took me seriously. Thank you mate. Now, just to let you see how easy it is.....

Hey,
How are you? I am fine. This is about your post. Well I don't know how many people have taken you seriously but I just thought that I would give you my measurements:
length-8in
circumference-7in
circumcized-yes
swings-mostly to the right
other-none that I can think of

Hope you have a good day.

Biggin


See? Now I'm sure my friend here didn't find it one bit painful. Very nice credentials he has too. I wouldn't say no to that.


[Edited by CRaZy on 01-13-2001 at 02:28 PM]

 

[Gavin the juggling monkey]

Oh yes of course, they dont make a tape measuse big enough...etc etc.

 

[Jake2001]

LMAO

CRaZy, you're crazy! I knew it was just a matter of time until we saw a thread about this. I love it ...... Go Girl!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Well...why isn't anyone answering?

C'mon people...we need insight!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

In for a penny . . .

. . . in for a pound. Oh hang on, you want size not weight.

A. 16cm along top
B. 13cm around
C. Cut
D. Stright, but twists left
e. nope

See I'm brave. Or maybe, once again, I just have nothing to lose.

 

[Cheyenne]

After all the previous answers from the women of the board on various threads about how length doesn't matter (unless you can't find it) and girth is more important (unless you can't fit it in)- not to mention telling the men over and over that How you use it is what is REALLY important, we expect serious answers to this one?

You don't have to measure for me. Pictures gladly accepted though. *hint hint. See email addy below*

[Edited by Cheyenne on 01-13-2001 at 08:02 AM]

 

[SimplySouthern]

the only one that answers gives me measures I have to convert.

It should not be this hard people!

(I meant the measurements...not the things you may have measured)

 

[SimplySouthern]

After all the previous answers from the women of the board on various threads about how length doesn't matter (unless you can't find it) and girth is more important (unless you can't fit it in)- not to mention telling the men over and over that How you use it is what is REALLY important, we expect serious answers to this one?

You don't have to measure for me. Pictures gladly accepted though.

Read back over my threads and you will find that I never said it wasn't important...but I am with you on the pictures. We need them for uh...scientific purposes. Yeah, that's it. Right, Cheyenne?

*wink wink nudge nudge*

 

[HSWriter]

I would tell, but it's not worth it... if anyone really wants to know, email me, I have pics to prove my size..

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Ok, since all the other guys on the board are obviously too chicken to admit it. I'll come out and declare my size. I'm exactly 8.92 kribbets long, 2.45 kribbets wide, and 6.5 kribbets in circumference.

Now I challenge my fellow men of lit to come out and fess up as well!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Now I challenge my fellow men of lit to come out and fess up as well!!

I'd still rather have the pictures. *think anyone is taking the hint yet?*

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ok, since all the other guys on the board are obviously too chicken to admit it. I'll come out and declare my size. I'm exactly 8.92 kribbets long, 2.45 kribbets wide, and 6.5 kribbets in circumference.

Now I challenge my fellow men of lit to come out and fess up as well!!

I can attest to this....I can't count the number of times the ol Doc and I have been going at it and I beg for just one more kribbet. *rolling eyes*

What a maroon.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Ouch! It's a pity I don't have more kribbets to give. But a man tries to make the most of his god-given kribbets.

And if even that's not enough... well, it's on to the 4-point restraints and a blindfold. And if THAT doesn't work, there's always...

the credit card.

 

[CRaZy]

OK. Juspar deserves a big big hug. HUG. I have done the conversion. Length=6.299 inches Around=5.118 inches.
Now as for those of you wanting pics - I've been getting pics, BOY have I been getting pics. The trouble is I know for a fact that at least one of them has been stolen from http://www.massivecocks.com and don't even ask me how I know that!!!

The thing is well....the massivecocks.com pic..whoever sent it - I'd either have to put that thing on a leash or shoot it!!! Honesty would have been far more attractive.

I'm going to bed now - 2.25am here and expect to find a much better response in the morning (actually THEY do respond better in the morning don't they?). Night.

 

[Thumper]

Actually..I don't know

Never measured it...how do ya do it and keep a straight face? And a hard on?

I am sufficient I suppose...

wouldn't displacement be a better measure?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Actually..I don't know

I am sufficient I suppose...

wouldn't displacement be a better measure?

Trust me, sweetie, you are more than sufficient.

Problem with displacement measurement is that shape does make a difference. Long and skinny vs short and fat could have the same displacement measurement, for example.

 

[Dillinger]

http://www.snopes2.com/sex/penile/dilling.htm

 

[HSWriter]

Cheyenne... you've got mail.. (or should I say male?)

 

[Cheyenne]

Yikes, it suddenly got HOT in here! I think I won on that trade. ;-)

 

[Lil-Brandi]

I vote this the best thread of the month!!!

I will come back often just to read the replies!!!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I have a pic I can mail out, but I can't add an attachment to the Lit email button. So I guess you need to email me or tell me your addy if you wanna see.