How are YOU a physical freak?

[dolf]

I only get BO in one armpit. The other, even if I forgo deodorant before a midday run in August, will never stink.

 

[y=mx+b]

I have body hair

 

[jomar]

I can flip and curl my tongue in certain ways.

And heel toe walk sideways.

 

[Lazaran]

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Is this your round about way of asking for dick pics??? JK....maybe....

 

[silver gurl]

I have body hair

I don’t I only really grow hair on my head.

 

[Saint Peter]

I was born without all the parts and some of the parts were defective. Nobody told me. I was just a kid with shit to do.

 

[TheShez]

Hair

Other than the hair on my head I'm almost hairless.

 

[LupusDei]

There's few small things.

Like, according to records of my school's medical records, I'm in third set of my canine teeth. Could be a records error, but those grew in late teens and are a bit large.

But most notably, I see in the dark. Not in perfect darkness, of course, but I retain useful image, even if monochrome and increasingly low resolution, long past most humans (and especially most women) lose orientation totally. What finally kills the image is neural system's background noise, the image explodes in a blizzard of dancing dots more intense than the useful signal. Maybe I just have hacked my software controls past the factory settings.

I also can, to an extent, directly control my heart beat rate, but that's more an artefact from experiments with kundalini yoga, so pure software.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I seem to be able to live on sugar, caffeine, and pretzels, and have never weighed +100 lbs in my life.

 

[oggbashan]

I have survived 21 months after being diagnosed with a rare aggressive form of small cell lung cancer which was supposed to kill me in six weeks.

My scans have been clear since December 2019.

I am officially a medical anomaly.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Cancer sucks, been there done that, 35 years of “no evidence detected” and counting.

Good luck to you, ogg!

 

[HisArpy]

I have wavy hair. Everyone else in my family has straight hair with no waves or curls.

I have a full head of hair. Every other male in my family line went bald by 35.

I blame the postman.

 

[jomar]

Go ogg!

 

[FescueFan]

I have better than average natural night/low light vision.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Pretty much. I have red hair, blues eyes (0.17 percent of the population), I’m left handed and have a outie belly button. Also, both of my ring fingers are double jointed.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I have some stuff...

I have some bum vertebrae that limit the motion of my head compared to most people.

The radius bone in my left arm is not connected at the elbow and sticks out oddly. Doctors said without being seated it would continue to grow in length over time. I was expecting some badass rhino tusk type shit that never happened.

I can swim in money like Scrooge McDuck.

 

[y=mx+b]

I have some stuff...

I have some bum vertebrae that limit the motion of my head compared to most people.

The radius bone in my left arm is not connected at the elbow and sticks out oddly. Doctors said without being seated it would continue to grow in length over time. I was expecting some badass rhino tusk type shit that never happened.

I can swim in money like Scrooge McDuck.

I now envision you as a Mortal Kombat character where after you complete your finishing move, you and your weaponized boney elbow dripping with entrails swim in a pool full of money

 

[y=mx+b]

...to Taco's Putting On The Ritz

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I now envision you as a Mortal Kombat character where after you complete your finishing move, you and your weaponized boney elbow dripping with entrails swim in a pool full of money

I've given up cleaning the viscera from my dollahs. I don't wear Sisyphus well at all.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

...to Taco's Putting On The Ritz

*jazz hands*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Congrats and best wishes, Ogg. Keep up the good work.


My superpower is, I can continue to post at Lit and not undergo brain dissolution, because this place can cause Korsakoff's Syndrome like a daily diet of gin will.

 

[ryan8558]

I have wavy hair. Everyone else in my family has straight hair with no waves or curls.

I have a full head of hair. Every other male in my family line went bald by 35.

I blame the postman.

adopted

 

[ryan8558]

70+ years old and still have all my original parts.

teeth, tonsils, adenoids, appendix

 

[MonaLittle]

The only place I sweat is on the back of my neck.

 

[oggbashan]

I produce a lot of static electricity. Up to the 1980s when working on computers I had to wear two earth straps, one on each wrist or I would blow the chips.

In the early 1970s in a building with fitted nylon carpets, I had to walk around with a bunch of keys in my hand and press them against a metal filing cabinet. There would be a blue spark and a burn mark on the filing cabinet and gradual erosion of the key end. At first, I used my house key but it became damaged so I had a large old 19th-century key instead.

Also in the 1970s, I was in the hospital for some tests for a medical problem. They tried an ECG and EEG. both showed no heart or brain activity - flatlining yet I was talking to the nurses so I wasn't dead. Eventually, they had to scratch my skin to get the electrodes to register.

I had the same trouble with early electronic blood pressure meters. One reading was 970 over 490 until the nurse got out the old-fashioned mercury version to show a normal blood pressure.

When I first started dating, I had to earth myself before touching or kissing a girl, or real sparks flew - and they hurt!