How about....

Sean Connery said:
How about....
....a shtory about me.
As one wrinkled grey haired old man to another, too late, old bean, too late.
 

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...and Sean Connery has such a sexy voice! :) That's a man who could get me off with his voice alone.
 
handlebars69 said:
thats cuz we're all getting older


I'd say some of us are always gonna be old relative to you, but that sounds like an incest hint, and not on topic.
 
handlebars69 said:
i wasnt hinting at anything except the fact that everyone gets older

and " First Time" seems further away.... I say, less Britney, more Connery!
 
handlebars69 said:
im britney???? hahahahaha

I never said that - I'm sure you're much more real than her...

on the other hand, if that means I get to plasy Connery, I'd say " let's".....:devil:
 
Has this thread stopped being a story idea? If so, I'll unsubscribe to it now.
 
InsatiableMe said:
Has this thread stopped being a story idea? If so, I'll unsubscribe to it now.


about three posts back, I suggested more Connery, less Brritney
prior to that, I guided it towards more ' mature' stories generally.

maybe instead of pondering the taxonomy of the thread, you could mooot an idea or two.

I'm stil waiting for the inevitable " connery meets Britney" retort.
 
Well, when I first found this thread I mentioned that Sean Connery has a very sexy voice and that he could get me off with his voice alone. Seems like a possible story right there...

But, the last couple of posts seemed to be "off topic" chat...


As for "Connery meets Spears", yuck! I'm not a Britney fan. But, then again, not all of us can be.
 
InsatiableMe said:
Well, when I first found this thread I mentioned that Sean Connery has a very sexy voice and that he could get me off with his voice alone. Seems like a possible story right there...

But, the last couple of posts seemed to be "off topic" chat...


As for "Connery meets Spears", yuck! I'm not a Britney fan. But, then again, not all of us can be.


nor would most of us want to be.

at one time, she was the running joke ( with Buffy) of Story Ideas...they were so overexposed in New Story List that :

a) inevitably, almost every idea seemed to attract a post working them in
b) the 'regulars' regularly trashed all Britney related ideas.

perhaps without that background, my sacrasm fell flat.

so, what do you have to add to the generic " Connery " idea?
 
hmmmmm............. well could we get an attractive young woman. any ideas???? i have none as of now

had to edit forgot a period.
 
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i really cant think of any other idea that i personally would like, dont get me wrong hes a sexy guy, but i wouldnt really be into it any other way....
 
handlebars69 said:
i really cant think of any other idea that i personally would like, dont get me wrong hes a sexy guy, but i wouldnt really be into it any other way....

so, Insatiable...the response to your question is not that this has ceased to be a Story Idea, but it is devolved into existential absurdism a la Beckett ( Waiting For Godot) or Pirandello ( Six Characters in Search of an Author). A Story Idea in search of an idea.

Hey..there's an idea! Connery cast as one of the "bums" in Godot...but where's the sex? hmmmmm........
 
handlebars69 said:
you'll just have to make some.

and here I hoped someone would reply "cast Britney as the other bum...they make out backstage":p
 
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