How about I vote for myself? Most possibly likeable asshole on the board?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Will anyone second that vote?

PS - I'm still trying to get Laurel to take away my number of posts.

And I don't even know how to (can you even?) check on the voting. Who the hell has enough time and ego to check that out anyway? The General Board is work enough for me. I haven't the time to check into and comment on but a few threads per day.

No role playing for this kid. No other boards. No nothing except what you all see me do here.

Man! To think that some of you have the time to do all this shit amazes me.

 

[Ambrosious]

I'll second that!

Spar-ky! Spar-ky!

Yeah, I wish I had more time for the board.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Somebody strike up hail to the chief

From the 50 foot tides of the Bay of Fundy in the south to the salmon filled Restigouche River in the north. From the dunes and warm lagoons of Kouchiboguac National Park in the east to the potato belt and land of Bobtoads in the west... New Brunswick gladly and with great pride seconds Sparky's nomination.

 

[Guest]

?

 

[Guest]

We can hold this one hostage, too.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My asshole just so happens to be......

Virginally pinkish and quite tight.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: My asshole just so happens to be......

My asshole just so happens to be......
Virginally pinkish and quite tight.

Sparky I love ya babe, and nope you are not an ass, but I do not think Virgin is a word you can use to describe your asshole

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My dear Julia.....

My bunghole is heterosexually virginal - I don't think a man's penis has gotten any closer to it than mine.

Hey - wouldn't that be neat.

Guys - I know not many of you here are into other men - but if you could - if you could??????

Would you butt fuck yourself?

If you could?

Wait - don't answer - this is worthy of a new thread.

 

[Never]

Yes, Spunky is the most likeable asshole. At first, I couldn't stand the guy, now that I've seen him day in and day out on the board I can't help but realize he's always going to be here. Best take what I can from his existence.

 

[Softly]

Need Sparky's insights.

Hey Mr. Sparky,

I wrote a story that was posted today called
"Watch Out, United." It was a try at humor.
Since it was also a comment on several well known,
perhaps over used, Clinton/Gore news items, what is your reaction, as an insider?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Softly, I have not read it yet....

but I will - and get back to ya.