How about a Who's Horney Damit!!! Thread?

[scorpio1121]

I think the name says it all. Shout it loud and proud!

 

[scorpio1121]

I will start this off because, well, I'm horney Damit... I should not be but someone is sound asleep next to me and I'm too nice to wake her up... Humph... Oh, and Friken Frustrated if you didn't guess..

 

[sexy_skittles]

I will start this off because, well, I'm horney Damit... I should not be but someone is sound asleep next to me and I'm too nice to wake her up... Humph... Oh, and Friken Frustrated if you didn't guess..

Same, except he woke up but fell back asleep with a pitched tent. Now I can't sleep!

 

[ConstantineIII]

Same, except he woke up but fell back asleep with a pitched tent. Now I can't sleep!

I feel your pain, my wife is sleeping and I need some release before I can nod off.

 

[EclecticRob]

Same, except he woke up but fell back asleep with a pitched tent. Now I can't sleep!

That just isn't fair Skittles...

 

[irishblade]

Me... And she's out of state!

 

[sexy_skittles]

That just isn't fair Skittles...

He sleeps like the dead, I doubt anything is going to wake him up enough to realize I'm trying to hump him!
I'll just have to settle with random tv shows and the forums.

Poor guys! Blue balls are the worst!

 

[ConstantineIII]

Me... And she's out of state!

That always sucks!

 

[scorpio1121]

Same, except he woke up but fell back asleep with a pitched tent. Now I can't sleep!

Hang on, If he has a hard on, why didn't you jump on it?

 

[scorpio1121]

That always sucks!

Well at least you would not have the guilt look when you wake up the next morning and she is ready to go and you tell her you rubbed one out last night.

 

[EclecticRob]

He sleeps like the dead, I doubt anything is going to wake him up enough to realize I'm trying to hump him!
I'll just have to settle with random tv shows and the forums.

Poor guys! Blue balls are the worst!

Well there's obviously a few of us in your situation...share the pain!

 

[irishblade]

Well at least you would not have the guilt look when you wake up the next morning and she is ready to go and you tell her you rubbed one out last night.

So true

 

[ConstantineIII]

Sadly, all of my old chat partners have disappeared on me, so I can't even live vicariously tonight.

 

[sexy_skittles]

Hang on, If he has a hard on, why didn't you jump on it?

Hon, I can ride that thing for an hour, he's not waking up and then I get even more frustrated. Zombie sex isn't fun!
Plus I like him to remember

 

[scorpio1121]

Well there's obviously a few of us in your situation...share the pain!

May be shitty to say but if she slept like that I would have had her ankles up around my ears already and been back on my pillow with a smile on my face. What I actually have is someone that if startled awake comes out swinging.... I'm not going to take that chance.

 

[Jovenes_Latina]

turning 18 only months ago and becoming "officially" legal.......you bet I'm very horny LOL

 

[ConstantineIII]

turning 18 only months ago and becoming "officially" legal.......you bet I'm very horny LOL

Congratulations young lady!

 

[sexy_skittles]

May be shitty to say but if she slept like that I would have had her ankles up around my ears already and been back on my pillow with a smile on my face. What I actually have is someone that if startled awake comes out swinging.... I'm not going to take that chance.

A black eye is so worth it though!

 

[ConstantineIII]

A black eye is so worth it though!

I don't know about that. I love sex as much as the next person, but a black eye sucks!

 

[sexy_skittles]

I don't know about that. I love sex as much as the next person, but a black eye sucks!

At least your doesn't scream"DRAGONS" and reaches for his sword. I'll take a black eye over wife kebab any day.

 

[ConstantineIII]

At least your doesn't scream"DRAGONS" and reaches for his sword. I'll take a black eye over wife kebab any day.

This is true. Getting something stuck into you is only fun in certain contexts.

 

[scorpio1121]

At least your doesn't scream"DRAGONS" and reaches for his sword. I'll take a black eye over wife kebab any day.

Ok, that would be funny as shit to watch from a safe distance.

 

[sexy_skittles]

This is true. Getting something stuck into you is only fun in certain contexts.

Ok, that would be funny as shit to watch from a safe distance.

Oh I got plenty of stories of his sleep talking shenanigans! I may not get laid but I get a good laugh!

 

[Jovenes_Latina]

Congratulations young lady!

Thank you allot

 

[rafea118]

Always, always