How about a milkman who forgets his milkround?

[Atikaya]

And actually wonders in on someone else's territory?

When he gets round to it he figures it out and uses his map of his milkround given to him by his boss but trust his luck he falls into a trans-dimensional warp and goes into a wold filled with women only and they don't have milk rounds over there. So he is stumped as to how to get money, live etc because of course in that world people get their milk from breast feeding well anyway, getting back to our hero - he has to discover a new way of making money or otherwise he would be unemployable!

 

[sirhugs]

or perhaps he delivers more than just milk?

 

[Atikaya]

Yup. That's right --- it's a good idea if he delivers more than just milk.

I often wonderd why milkmen started to branch out and deliver things like orange juice, yoghurt and other dairy products. Hmmm I'm suspicious, perhaps someone could write a whole back-story to that? A sort of a prequel.

Who cares>?

We are being sidetracked here. Just what the heck is the poor milkman to do to make his living?

Maybe the milkman should consider delivering pizza instead because in this world everyone loves pizza and strangely only the vegetarian sort. But there is a lot of money delivering pizza and it was a fast growing market that has been saturated however, there is plenty of demand for cheap and reliable labor and that is because of the high labor turnover in such a fast moving market such as this.

I'm getting too deep into this --- what about the sex?

I don't know how he will find the time to engage with the stress of finding a new job. He ought to get into pizza delivering but that would mean that he would have no social life in order to meet "bangable" girls, sheesh, what a dileema yaar.

 

[sirhugs]

my thought was he could sell his cream

 

[Atikaya]

That would be a good idea. Especially most women like yoghurt and other such dairy produce.