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Name a non~porn movie with a could be porn title like 'Dick' or 'Toy Story etc..
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How about a game of Movies that Sound Like Porn but Aren't?
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As I recall a few titles, they are:
An intimate portrait of one of Tom Hanks parts in Castaway Dick (2001)
A horror story about erectile dysfunction, in See Dick Die (1999)
The invitation to ejaculation in Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
The painful imagery of Prick Up Your Ears (1987)
The reassurance of I Come in Peace (1990)
The gender confusion of The Chick's a Dick (1991)
The potential bigotry in Allergic to Nuts (2003)
The poor combination of exhibitionism and venereal disease in See Dick Run (1993)
The instructional drama set within a sperm donor clinic, in Come Fill the Cup (1951)
The pointlessly obvious That's My Bush! (2001)
The potential pain of Running Against Dick (2004)
The dubious anthromorphication in Where the Toys Come From (1984)
The loss involved in Life Without Dick, (2001)
The timing and pacing inherent in Come Together (2001)
And the clarity of Suck My Dick (2001)
An intimate portrait of one of Tom Hanks parts in Castaway Dick (2001)
A horror story about erectile dysfunction, in See Dick Die (1999)
The invitation to ejaculation in Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
The painful imagery of Prick Up Your Ears (1987)
The reassurance of I Come in Peace (1990)
The gender confusion of The Chick's a Dick (1991)
The potential bigotry in Allergic to Nuts (2003)
The poor combination of exhibitionism and venereal disease in See Dick Run (1993)
The instructional drama set within a sperm donor clinic, in Come Fill the Cup (1951)
The pointlessly obvious That's My Bush! (2001)
The potential pain of Running Against Dick (2004)
The dubious anthromorphication in Where the Toys Come From (1984)
The loss involved in Life Without Dick, (2001)
The timing and pacing inherent in Come Together (2001)
And the clarity of Suck My Dick (2001)
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So did Alan Thicke and Rod Sterlingshereads said:
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The Seven Year Itch
Some Like It Hot
African Queen
Blowback
Some Like It Hot
African Queen
Blowback
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There are the Breast Men (1997) and other specialists, like the Bush Mechanics (2001)
If you find no sweetness in Mouth to Mouth (1978), then try to Blow Your Own Trumpet (1958) followed by The Big Swallow (1901)
After The First Swallow (1942) perhaps she can enslave him Tit for Tat (1935) in The Bondage of the Bush (1913)
Eventually you will learn that if there is a Blow Job (1963) there must be a following Swallow (2003)
The Man Who Chooses the Bush (1975) ends up with a Bush Mama (1979) who has A Girl of the Bush (1921)
The Call of the Bush (1912) leads one to the The Naked Jungle (1954) where one becomes Lost in the Bush (1973)
If she says it is Hard to Swallow (2000) someone will be sure to tell her, You Said a Mouthful (1932)
If The Bushwhackers (1952) threaten that this could be The Last Blow Job (2001) keep waxing until you see the Bush Shrink (1988) and they are forced to call in Bush Doctor (1954).
PS. I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly (1964) at the The Tasty Bust Reunion (2004)
If you find no sweetness in Mouth to Mouth (1978), then try to Blow Your Own Trumpet (1958) followed by The Big Swallow (1901)
After The First Swallow (1942) perhaps she can enslave him Tit for Tat (1935) in The Bondage of the Bush (1913)
Eventually you will learn that if there is a Blow Job (1963) there must be a following Swallow (2003)
The Man Who Chooses the Bush (1975) ends up with a Bush Mama (1979) who has A Girl of the Bush (1921)
The Call of the Bush (1912) leads one to the The Naked Jungle (1954) where one becomes Lost in the Bush (1973)
If she says it is Hard to Swallow (2000) someone will be sure to tell her, You Said a Mouthful (1932)
If The Bushwhackers (1952) threaten that this could be The Last Blow Job (2001) keep waxing until you see the Bush Shrink (1988) and they are forced to call in Bush Doctor (1954).
PS. I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly (1964) at the The Tasty Bust Reunion (2004)
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Um...
Snatch
Can't remember what year, but it's newer.
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Snatch
Can't remember what year, but it's newer.
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Brad Pitt was funny in that.
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Songcatcher said:
Very much so... Good film.
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I love the African Queen, it is such a super flickColleen Thomas said:
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excellent, too funnyBoota said:
how about "Angels with Dirty Faces"
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Porn-ish Titles
These are supposed to be porn-sounding but not actually porn, right? I think I have a few.
Me, Myself, and Irene
Just Married
Mean Girls (anything with "Girls" in the title seems to work)
The Rescuers Down Under (sorry, I was going to try not to use children's films)
When Harry Met Sally
Better Than Chocolate
It Happened One Night
Working Girl
Secretary
The Prince and Me
That Funny Feeling
Brown Sugar
Mighty Aphrodite
Never Been Kissed
The Girl Next Door
Igby Goes Down
The Wood
What a Girl Wants
Okay, that's enough out of me. I could have posted a lot more, but I wanted to leave some for other people... And some of them were just too damn corny.
My name's Kaya, by the way. I'm new to the board, and I figured I'd confess that right now. I've heard that people are hard on the newbies around here, so let's just get it over with... ::shields face::
-Kaya
These are supposed to be porn-sounding but not actually porn, right? I think I have a few.
Me, Myself, and Irene
Just Married
Mean Girls (anything with "Girls" in the title seems to work)
The Rescuers Down Under (sorry, I was going to try not to use children's films)
When Harry Met Sally
Better Than Chocolate
It Happened One Night
Working Girl
Secretary
The Prince and Me
That Funny Feeling
Brown Sugar
Mighty Aphrodite
Never Been Kissed
The Girl Next Door
Igby Goes Down
The Wood
What a Girl Wants
Okay, that's enough out of me. I could have posted a lot more, but I wanted to leave some for other people... And some of them were just too damn corny.
My name's Kaya, by the way. I'm new to the board, and I figured I'd confess that right now. I've heard that people are hard on the newbies around here, so let's just get it over with... ::shields face::
-Kaya
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