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How a Cat Wakes You Up
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Vermilion
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My mum's cat does all that bar the baseball bat, but he has another couple of tricks like knocking all her stuff off the bedside table and pulling the covers back with his claws.
If all that fails he makes like he's about to pee on the carpet. he doesn't need a baseball bat!
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If all that fails he makes like he's about to pee on the carpet. he doesn't need a baseball bat!
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rgraham666
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They forgot the sitting on your face trick.
Nothing like having a cat's asshole in your face to wake you up.
Nothing like having a cat's asshole in your face to wake you up.
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All of the above sounds mighty familiar. My crew draw straws to see who gets wake up the hoomans duty. I have 5 cats. Sometimes they gang up - one on the face, one clawing at the bedclothes, one knocking stuff on the floor, one making "I'm gonna yak on the bed" noises and one in the litter tray digging to China.
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That made me laugh too hard 
My cat used to RUN over me...back and forth.
He knocked my tissue box off the shelf and into the bin...
He'd knock my bin over and start knocking all the paper from it around...
He'd go to my blinds and run his pawns down them to make a noise.
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Misty's cat sits on the floor at the foot of her bed, meowing to be helped onto the bed (its a very tall bed and Kitty's very old) EVERY morning we go through this:
M: ''what do you want CC?''
Me: *laughing*
CC: meowing incesantly
Me: ''you're not coming up here, you're just gonna have to wait.''
CC: ''MEOWWWW!''
M: *sigh* ''hold on just a sec...'' *putting the phone down for a minute, muttering ''this darn cat!''
Then, when kitty is on the bed, she does a perimeter walk of the mattress to make sure nothing under the bed is gonna grab her. Then she comes over and tries to get attention from Misty, who turns her back on her. Then, CC tries to walk around her to get attention. When Misty ignores her or refuses to get up to feed her every 5 minutes, CC sits with her back to her on the farthest corner of the bed.
It's hilarious.
M: ''CC, you want food and snacks? come and give me kisses...''
So, CC comes over and gives her kisses on the cheek and the chin and the nose, and she gets fed.
It's so funny
My cat used to RUN over me...back and forth.
He knocked my tissue box off the shelf and into the bin...
He'd knock my bin over and start knocking all the paper from it around...
He'd go to my blinds and run his pawns down them to make a noise.
~~~
Misty's cat sits on the floor at the foot of her bed, meowing to be helped onto the bed (its a very tall bed and Kitty's very old) EVERY morning we go through this:
M: ''what do you want CC?''
Me: *laughing*
CC: meowing incesantly
Me: ''you're not coming up here, you're just gonna have to wait.''
CC: ''MEOWWWW!''
M: *sigh* ''hold on just a sec...'' *putting the phone down for a minute, muttering ''this darn cat!''
Then, when kitty is on the bed, she does a perimeter walk of the mattress to make sure nothing under the bed is gonna grab her. Then she comes over and tries to get attention from Misty, who turns her back on her. Then, CC tries to walk around her to get attention. When Misty ignores her or refuses to get up to feed her every 5 minutes, CC sits with her back to her on the farthest corner of the bed.
It's hilarious.
M: ''CC, you want food and snacks? come and give me kisses...''
So, CC comes over and gives her kisses on the cheek and the chin and the nose, and she gets fed.
It's so funny
Lisa Denton
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My sister-in-laws dog stayed with me for a couple weeks while they went overseas on vacation. Luckily this was before I had my doggie.
Her dog is like pampered more than a baby. She got him as a pup, takes him to the doggie beauty salon to get his nails clipped and stuff. Her vet has the dog on tranquilizers for when it thunders and lightnings, and the last time she mentioned the vet had changed the dogs anti-depressants I had to leave the room to burst out laffin.
Anyways, we was cool, he would bark at the door to go outside, and I had written on a list how much food to put in his doggie bowl in the morning and evening. How was I to know he was on a diet, I figured she prolly fed him lobsters and steak usually. The first evening I put the amount described in the bowl and gave him the two doggie treats afterwards(also on the list).
Next morning I put the amount described in the bowl, and proceeded to make me breakfast. I was hungry and wanted a big breakfast with all the fixins. He didn't eat his food, he was just watching me. So, naturally, when I got through cooking I added some bacon and eggs and biscuits to his food, and put some gravy on top, he liked it. That evening he had the regular amount.
The next morning I was talking to her on the phone, she called to check on her baby, and even though it was long distance she wanted to know everything. I finally had to tell her maybe he had rabies or something. Gosh, she acted like it was my fault or something. I told her he was acting strange but prolly just missed his momma and don't worry I would take care of it. And I did.
The rest of the time they were gone when she called I would say he is fine and happy.
What it was is that he was standing in the middle of the kitchen barking, I would open the back door for him to go out but that wasn't what he wanted. I finally realized he was standing in front of the stove telling me to cook him breakfast. I finally did, and did every morning they were gone.
She is still pissed at me ..... for months after they got back she had to make him breakfast, and, years later she still has to put some bacon crumbs in his food in the mornings or he won't eat it.
Her dog is like pampered more than a baby. She got him as a pup, takes him to the doggie beauty salon to get his nails clipped and stuff. Her vet has the dog on tranquilizers for when it thunders and lightnings, and the last time she mentioned the vet had changed the dogs anti-depressants I had to leave the room to burst out laffin.
Anyways, we was cool, he would bark at the door to go outside, and I had written on a list how much food to put in his doggie bowl in the morning and evening. How was I to know he was on a diet, I figured she prolly fed him lobsters and steak usually. The first evening I put the amount described in the bowl and gave him the two doggie treats afterwards(also on the list).
Next morning I put the amount described in the bowl, and proceeded to make me breakfast. I was hungry and wanted a big breakfast with all the fixins. He didn't eat his food, he was just watching me. So, naturally, when I got through cooking I added some bacon and eggs and biscuits to his food, and put some gravy on top, he liked it. That evening he had the regular amount.
The next morning I was talking to her on the phone, she called to check on her baby, and even though it was long distance she wanted to know everything. I finally had to tell her maybe he had rabies or something. Gosh, she acted like it was my fault or something. I told her he was acting strange but prolly just missed his momma and don't worry I would take care of it. And I did.
The rest of the time they were gone when she called I would say he is fine and happy.
What it was is that he was standing in the middle of the kitchen barking, I would open the back door for him to go out but that wasn't what he wanted. I finally realized he was standing in front of the stove telling me to cook him breakfast. I finally did, and did every morning they were gone.
She is still pissed at me ..... for months after they got back she had to make him breakfast, and, years later she still has to put some bacon crumbs in his food in the mornings or he won't eat it.
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I had a cat that would knock the dvd's off the shelf above our bed to wake us up.
I moved the shelf >.>
I moved the shelf >.>
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I really needed a good laugh! Thanks for posting! Cutest thing I've seen in a long time.
