Household objects you fucked (shoved your dick into or shoved into your pussy or ass).

[CuckedbyBBC]

I couldn’t find this topic and I think it would be fun to confess and share ideas! I want to be inclusive of all genders/see organs and sexualities! So here are household items (non-sex toys) I fucked and others I shoved up my ass.

Fucked:
A jar of peanut butter (effective but a mess)
A pumpkin (ineffective - hard to get the hole and pressure right)
That’s all I can remember, like I said, really hoping for some ideas!

Fucked myself with:
Nerf crossbow - the first thing ever up there, great memories
Hairbrush handle - it’s my understanding that this is a go to for men and women as the wide head reduces the risk of an embarrassing trip to the hospital)
Shampoo bottle - was so soap-lubed and wet. Felt great.

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

Mmmm in terms of things inserted into my pussy I've tried a hair brush handle, Sharpies, a hand cream tube, a mini deodorant cannister, and a paper towel holder. I've also used an electric toothbrush and toothpaste on my clit .

Here's audio of me fucking myself with Sharpies https://vocaroo.com/14I01eZmcMFy (horny teenage discovery )

 

[haventdonethat]

Similar post here originally for women:
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/masturbation-objects.1581237/

I"ll repost the list from my wife:

Banana
Cucumber (big ones)
Windshield ice scraper handle
Screwdriver handle
Steel dumbbell, 3lb.
A stick
Hose going to an air powered sander. (very intense, I tried it too )
Men’s aftershave bottle
Various candles
Liquor bottle (can’t remember brand but it was slim)
Water bottle, 500ml size

 

[JessGabriel]

A toothbrush handle
A hairbrush handle
And...
....... Wow, I was excited to contribute here and I've got the most boring response ever. Surely that's not all??

 

[Handeguy]

I've also used an electric toothbrush and toothpaste on my clit .

They're not just for ladies...The back of an electric toothbrush does wonders on certain sensitive parts of a hard penis, too.

 

[magicalmoments]

I've never slid anything up my arse, although I am tempted to try, something slim and rounded and long enough to prevent it getting sucked right in.

My 1st wife though, she loved anything up her pussy, but not her bum. Her favourite was cucumbers, large ones, not long, but fat. The thicker the better. She had many a happy evening with me bringing her off with some carefully selected produce, warmed to body temperature. She didn't like it cold.

 

[2wayroad]

I’ve fucked more than a few Gatorade bottles. Peel the label off first, so you can watch your cum pump inside.

I fucked my ass with too many thing to count, from screwdriver handles to sausages to proper dildos.

 

[Lady2020]

Who hasn't used a carrot?

 

[PFWilly]

Who hasn't used a carrot?

Who, me? You talkin’ to me? Were you peeking? lol

A very large, thick carrot and some carving skills. And a few seconds in the microwave to gently warm it up. Nope. Never. Happened.

 

[Burrhead406]

There is so many… some I can’t believe but when you’re young and horny things happen

Shoved dick into…
-Pillow with the case on it, inside the case between the pillow and case pull it tight and go
-stepmom had a huge stuffed bear… somehow got a tear in the bottom
-cantaloupe just made a hole and…
-stepmoms panties
-big shop vacuum (bigger hose)
Many more I’m missing

Shoved into dick… (urethra)
I had a mistress tell me about this fun…
-glass thermometer
-smooth plastic tube
-handle of dental tool
-metal coffee straw

Ass play…
There’s so many I will never be able to list them all. As a young man I got curious and wondered what it felt like.
-The first thing I ever used was a Lego paddle
-sharpie
-ratchet handle
-mini hammer handle
-travel shampoo bottle (wouldn’t go) then
-was in the woods one day and saw a downed tree they had a smooth limb with a small knot on end…
-stepmoms little egg on string
-rubber mount thing that is just like beads
Many other things that you could imagine.

 

[shewantsmore]

its been many things when you experiment, candle, fruit, end of hairbrush, the handles of many things,,tops of bottles,anything that has the right shape

 

[ShaneoD]

Skillet handel
Banana
Zucchini
Squash
Lint brush
Hair brush
Curling iron
Marker
Remote
Phone
Teddy bear
Bedding
Bedpost
Pillow
Rolled towel
Laundry
Arm of sofa

I'm guessing nearly all of those comes with a story

 

[Dapperguy]

I once new this halfwit who tried to fuck himself with a SMEG food mixer. Don’t ask me why. Needless to say, he got his testicles bruised with the dough iron and the food mixer crashed to the floor causing it to dysfunction. The food mixer cost the poor bugger £480. What a waste.

 

[Maturelickr]

They're not just for ladies...The back of an electric toothbrush does wonders on certain sensitive parts of a hard penis, too.

Skillet handel
Banana
Zucchini
Squash
Lint brush
Hair brush
Curling iron
Marker
Remote
Phone
Teddy bear
Bedding
Bedpost
Pillow
Rolled towel
Laundry
Arm of sofa

arm of sofa? Would like to see that…

 

[hadahardon]

Wow this is going to take me back a few years....

Cantaloupe with a hole cut out
Hollowed out banana...didn't work very well, split down the seam on the first thrust
Rubber glove wrapped in a towel
Vacuum cleaner (would NOT recommend)
Pillow
Attempted various wider mouthed bottles which usually did not work out well

I'm sure I'm leaving a few out that I've forgotten.

 

[Lulu_pleasing]

There are so many things I tried before I was mature enough to buy my first toys with 24
From bananas and cucumbers to candles, hairbrushes and my pillow
The most naughty I felt while using a thoothbrush

I have to say using toys nowhere days is much more fun but I felt more naughty while using other objects

 

[Ely1987]

I use a hairbrush. Believe me, it's much better than my ex's dick!

 

[RachelWalsh]

Is an 8 inch black dildo a household item? Lol

 

[nawteeh1]

I put on a pair of tights, put the round dusting brush on the hose of my vacuum and let the vacuum suck me in, I cum every time. The suction slurps it all up and into my vacuum.

 

[shenandoah11]

Mmmm in terms of things inserted into my pussy I've tried a hair brush handle, Sharpies, a hand cream tube, a mini deodorant cannister, and a paper towel holder. I've also used an electric toothbrush and toothpaste on my clit .

Here's audio of me fucking myself with Sharpies https://vocaroo.com/14I01eZmcMFy (horny teenage discovery )

That was amazing, your pussy sounds so wet, I bet it smells and taste so good... I would love to lick it and make you cum again .. What a sexy girl you are.

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

That was amazing, your pussy sounds so wet, I bet it smells and taste so good... I would love to lick it and make you cum again .. What a sexy girl you are.

I've posted a few audios of me in the audio stories section and have more to upload soon

 

[shenandoah11]

I've posted a few audios of me in the audio stories section and have more to upload soon

Can't wait to go and listen to all of them. I will record some for you too...

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

Can't wait to go and listen to all of them. I will record some for you too...

I'd love that

 

[eric_erosfan]

I coached a basketball team and I had all these trophies for the end of our upcoming tournament where a gold colored women's basketball player is holding a little basketball high in the air. One time with my partner I grabbed one of these trophies and used it to play with her pussy. At first just rubbing the basketball along the top of her clit but eventually opening her wet inner labia with it and pushing it inside her pussy. It ended up covered in her slippery juices. I eventually pushed it into her ass while i fucked her very wet pussy with my cock. She came so hard with that trophy ball in her ass. When i was about to cum i pulled out and pulled out the trophy and came all over the little trophy girl basketball player. We both cracked up seeing it covered in my cum and her juices. Then when we handed out the trophies at the end of the tournament we gave each other a mischievous look. Dont worry. We thoroughly washed it though after we were done.

 

[JessGabriel]

There's still time!

Remember, if you're brave enough, anything can be a dildo.

Actually, I used a tube of paint recently!