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IARainman

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So, there's a thread about odd things women have put in their vaginas.....how about asses?

I have a Yahoo friend who likes to see me put things in my ass, I've used a hairbrush handle and a large screwdriver handle, but neither really felt good to do...any suggestions for safe anal insertions found around the house? Tried a banana in the peel this morning, but my as was to tight and it crushed the banana trying to push in.
 
Cigar tube


I don't smoke them anymore, but the ones I had around have all been given away. The women I tried them on wanted them. Nice and smooth, even the fat ones slide right in... Mmmm
 
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Yachtsman69 said:
Cigar tube


I don't smoke them anymore, but the ones I had around have all been given away. The women I tried them on wanted them. Nice and smooth, even the fat ones slide right in... Mmmm
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And there's this fabulous texture to them, gives you the perfect amount of friction.
Candles are nice, you can carve them to experiment with shapes. They soften and get a little floppy with the heat in your body though. Which can be embarrasingly hilarious....
 
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IARainman said:
So, there's a thread about odd things women have put in their vaginas.....how about asses?

I have a Yahoo friend who likes to see me put things in my ass, I've used a hairbrush handle and a large screwdriver handle, but neither really felt good to do...any suggestions for safe anal insertions found around the house? Tried a banana in the peel this morning, but my as was to tight and it crushed the banana trying to push in.
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I've used highlighters and a fake banana from Walmart, that one worked perfectly.
 
Hmmm fake banana sounds good. I'm looking for things i can use around the house without the additional inventory for wife to find.....I'd also like yo cum up with something I can insert and wear in public, I might have to invest in a real toy for that....do you think they'd be a danger of a vibrating buttplugmaking sound against a metal bleacher if i wore one to a football game?
 
these would probably be considered a be more odd, but empty small perfume bottles, obviously shaped correctly.
 
Yachtsman69 said:
Cigar tube


I don't smoke them anymore, but the ones I had around have all been given away. The women I tried them on wanted them. Nice and smooth, even the fat ones slide right in... Mmmm
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They do feel nice. And then there is the added pleasure of smoking them as well.
 
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So, a friend filled me in that anything that might get suck in your ass should be used in a condom, forrretrieval purposes. That opened up a world of possibilities to me...so, I've thought of sidewalk chalk (in a condom) golf balls, a peeled frozen banana, and a condom filled with water and frozen to make sorry if a"Dick cycle" does this info spark anyone elses imagination?
 
IARainman said:
So, a friend filled me in that anything that might get suck in your ass should be used in a condom, forrretrieval purposes. That opened up a world of possibilities to me...so, I've thought of sidewalk chalk (in a condom) golf balls, a peeled frozen banana, and a condom filled with water and frozen to make sorry if a"Dick cycle" does this info spark anyone elses imagination?
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I always cover what ever goes up there in a condom or latex glove if the condoms have run out. But it does open a world of possibilities. Be careful though, saw an x-ray of a guy that had decided to make a plug from plaster of Paris, put the condom in his butt, poured in the plaster. Trouble was it set and he couldn't get it out again and had to go to hospital to have it removed. I know the Doctor who had to deal with this case.
 
jonosmith said:
I always cover what ever goes up there in a condom or latex glove if the condoms have run out. But it does open a world of possibilities. Be careful though, saw an x-ray of a guy that had decided to make a plug from plaster of Paris, put the condom in his butt, poured in the plaster. Trouble was it set and he couldn't get it out again and had to go to hospital to have it removed. I know the Doctor who had to deal with this case.
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Okay, lots of unanswered questions about this one, but I think I'll leave them un asked....thanks for the latex glove tip...I winder about the strength if a glove, any concerns there? Gloves are a lot cheaper than condoms....
 
Courgettes. Are they called zucchini in the USA?

They are bulbous, slightly curved and oh so smooth. Buy a selection of sizes and er, work up. Make sure there's at least one you think is too big- it won't be.
 
OpenMouth said:
Courgettes. Are they called zucchini in the USA?

They are bulbous, slightly curved and oh so smooth. Buy a selection of sizes and er, work up. Make sure there's at least one you think is too big- it won't be.
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mmmm, zucchini are usu straight, like cucumber, but I know what you're talking about
 
IARainman said:
Okay, lots of unanswered questions about this one, but I think I'll leave them un asked....thanks for the latex glove tip...I winder about the strength if a glove, any concerns there? Gloves are a lot cheaper than condoms....
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Well condoms and gloves both made of latex but if in doubt double bag the gloves. What other unanswered questions you have?
 
Wow...I've used a bunch of different things...vacuum cleaner handle (that was shaped PERFECTLY) The ribbed handle on a plunger...the aforementioned cigar tubes.. since it's THAT time of year, those big fat candy canes work well (if you're putting it in your ass, use a condom) I've used it on my wife's pussy as well...
 
IARainman said:
So, there's a thread about odd things women have put in their vaginas.....how about asses?

I have a Yahoo friend who likes to see me put things in my ass, I've used a hairbrush handle and a large screwdriver handle, but neither really felt good to do...any suggestions for safe anal insertions found around the house? Tried a banana in the peel this morning, but my as was to tight and it crushed the banana trying to push in.
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Never thought to use a non sextoy.... I need to keep my eyes open.
 
just goes to show,if you look at it right,everything is a sex toy.
 
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