House to myself for 2 weeks!

[Lovepotion69]

Ok, ok, I know it doesn't sound like a big deal and childish, but I'm living at home with my parents. Since they are retired we end up spending a lot of time together. I love them dearly, but used to love having the house for myself a few hours when they worked.

Now they are going to my cousin's wedding and leaving the house to me for two weeks.

To do when parents are gone list

• Rent "Shrek2" and "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabahn" and eat popcorn
• Sing karaoke
• Phone friends
• Invite friends over
• Watch porn
• Spend more time on Lit
• Try to photograph a model for TFP (time for print) shoot
• Work on my unfinished stories
• Take photos
• Watch more porn
• Find someone to shag
• Buy a box of Bacardi Breezers as I just realised I haven't had that in ages

 

[tolyk]

You get down with your wild self.

Oh, and lots of porn.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Ok, ok, I know it doesn't sound like a big deal and childish, but I'm living at home with my parents. Since they are retired we end up spending a lot of time together. I love them dearly, but used to love having the house for myself a few hours when they worked.

Now they are going to my cousin's wedding and leaving the house to me for two weeks.

To do when parents are gone list

• Rent "Shrek2" and "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabahn" and eat popcorn
• Sing karaoke
• Phone friends
• Invite friends over
• Watch porn
• Spend more time on Lit
• Try to photograph a model for TFP (time for print) shoot
• Work on my unfinished stories
• Take photos
• Watch more porn
• Find someone to shag
• Buy a box of Bacardi Breezers as I just realised I haven't had that in ages

You go girl!!!

Do all or most or those things!!

 

[Kate.E]

you forgot 'crash the car'

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Back in ye olden times of high school when such opportunities of house sitting and independence would arise I would indulge in many spirited debacherous exploits as you did list.

No wait, I just read, caught up on some movies and took care of the housework. I was such a boring boring youth.

 

[Lovepotion69]

you forgot 'crash the car'

Eh, already did that a while back. Ok, it wasn't a crash but I managed to drive too close to a parked car. The other car's rearview mirror was dragged along the door and put a nice scratch and dent in it. I felt horrible! We're having the door changed in a few weeks.

Yeah! Drunken debauchery! Hm, ok maybe not for two weeks. I'm hoping to get some substitute teaching work too and will spend most evenings watching TV. Going to a movie with a friend too.

I am going through my "little black book" and trying to see who I might be able to shag. One guy doesn't know if he'll be free, another doesn't know if he'll be bothered to take the bus up here. The third one is more than willing to jump on a plane as he's as desperate as me to get laid. LMAO

 

[Kate.E]

Desperate always helps

 

[Liar]

Ok, ok, I know it doesn't sound like a big deal and childish, but I'm living at home with my parents. Since they are retired we end up spending a lot of time together. I love them dearly, but used to love having the house for myself a few hours when they worked.

Now they are going to my cousin's wedding and leaving the house to me for two weeks.

To do when parents are gone list

• Rent "Shrek2" and "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabahn" and eat popcorn
• Sing karaoke
• Phone friends
• Invite friends over
• Watch porn
• Spend more time on Lit
• Try to photograph a model for TFP (time for print) shoot
• Work on my unfinished stories
• Take photos
• Watch more porn
• Find someone to shag
• Buy a box of Bacardi Breezers as I just realised I haven't had that in ages

Now, the interresting thing is how many of the items on that list you can combine.

• Rent "Harry Potter and the Funky Loveshack of Azkabahn" (the kareoke verson), watch it with your friends, while having Bacardi Breezers, shagging eachother, and photographing the whole thing.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Now, the interresting thing is how many of the items on that list you can combine.

• Rent "Harry Potter and the Funky Loveshack of Azkabahn" (the kareoke verson), watch it with your friends, while having Bacardi Breezers, shagging eachother, and photographing the whole thing.

Hm, I could do that!

Do I post the pics here afterwards?

 

[Liar]

Hm, I could do that!

Do I post the pics here afterwards?

You need to ask? Duh.

 

[Kate.E]

What about 'eat everything' ??

 

[Celtic Princess]

I love having the house to myself. The best part is not having to get dressed right after my showers.

 

[Guest]

You get down with your wild self.

Oh, and lots of porn.

I love that phrase!

Yes, and the porn.


LP, you have a wild time. You deserve it!

 

[Lovepotion69]

Liar,
Soooo, wanna take a trip down to Gothenburg and meet a Swedish/Thai gal, watch Harry Potter while singing to the soundtrack, get drunk on Breezers, shag in front of my digital camera and post the pics together on Lit?

Kate, "eat everything"? Ah, the double entendre in that! (yes, I've considered that option too...)

 

[Kate.E]

I still go to my parents' place when they are on hols - eat everything and take any money I find.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Princess,
Oooh yes! I get to walk around nekkid again! Haven't done that since I had my own flat in UK.

Tatelou,
Porn is definitely on the agenda. I'll browse Lit. I'll read. I'll fantasise. If my British friend doesn't show up he has promised to send me a CD with lots of porn.

 

[Lovepotion69]

I still go to my parents' place when they are on hols - eat everything and take any money I find.

Hm, I'll eat everything I'm not supposed to eat (diet - be gone!). Won't take money though, I'll just use the BMW as much as possible!

 

[Guest]

Princess,

Tatelou,
Porn is definitely on the agenda. I'll browse Lit. I'll read. I'll fantasise. If my British friend doesn't show up he has promised to send me a CD with lots of porn.

Atta girl!

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's not a real parents-are-out-of-town house party unless there are farm animals involved

Shanglan

 

[brightlyiburn]

If someone could get my family to leave the house for two weeks, I'll pay you.

 

[Liar]

Liar,
Soooo, wanna take a trip down to Gothenburg and meet a Swedish/Thai gal, watch Harry Potter while singing to the soundtrack, get drunk on Breezers, shag in front of my digital camera and post the pics together on Lit?

Sounds like a sensible plan to me. I'll bring my own popcorn.

 

[Honey123]

Sounds like a sensible plan to me. I'll bring my own popcorn.

You're bringing popcorn to shag a gorgeous girl like her??? Hmmm...Liar, I think we need to talk (unless you will be eating the popcorn off her...then thumbs up, baby!!)

 

[Lovepotion69]

You're bringing popcorn to shag a gorgeous girl like her??? Hmmm...Liar, I think we need to talk (unless you will be eating the popcorn off her...then thumbs up, baby!!)

Eating popcorn off me...hmm....never tried that. I'm always up for new things!

BlackShanglan,
Maybe I can drop by the farmer down the street and ask if he can lend me some of his sheep?

Brightly,
You can join me and Liar in Sweden!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'll just grab my pyjama, and I'll be over there shortly.

 

[Lovepotion69]

To do when parents are gone list

• Rent "Shrek2" and "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabahn" and eat popcorn
• Sing karaoke
• Phone friends
• Invite friends over
• Watch porn
• Spend more time on Lit
• Try to photograph a model for TFP (time for print) shoot
• Work on my unfinished stories
• Take photos
• Watch more porn
• Find someone to shag
• Buy a box of Bacardi Breezers as I just realised I haven't had that in ages

My parents have been gone for a week and so far I have ticked off quite a few of the things I wanted to do.

I rented the two DVDs, I sang, phoned a friend, spent time on Lit, photographed a model, took photos in general, watched porn and my fuckbuddy is coming over this weekend.

/LP