Hotel Literotica

[Guest]

Where posters check in.... but don't check out.

 

[Guest]

*Yawn*


Do you ever have an original thought?

 

[Guest]

nope.

maybe its my inner troll trying to escape

 

[Shylady]

jaded

you have your own little fan club following you around. Do you feel special?

 

[Guest]

yep

all this attention just overwhelms me.....

*graciously goes up to accept her award....

"I would like to thank that little annoying ass troll.....who made me feel so loved..... "



*sigh*

I feel so happy I could cry.

 

[Guest]

Re: [personal info removed AGAIN]

you have your own little fan club following you around. Do you feel special?

It's hardly a "fan club". I don't like cheaters.

 

[Guest]

*sigh*

you have to have sex to cheat

 

[Weird Harold]

you have to have sex to cheat

So that's why I had somuch trouble passing tests!

I wasn't cheating right.

 

[Guest]

I find it interesting that only a select few on here are getting their very own unregistered troll.....


and frankly mr. or mrs. unregistered..... I don't see how it is any business of yours what I do or don't do. I come here to have fun... to talk to people.......
and to answer your previous question.... I have not 'spread my legs' for anyone.

to who and what I talk about.... is MY business.... not yours or anyone elses. So go crawl back into that slimey little hole of yours or get some actual balls and register.

 

[Guest]

So that's why I had somuch trouble passing tests!

I wasn't cheating right.

LOL yep thats right.......



*hugs*

 

[doctor_insanus]

Still running up the score on the trolls, I see...

 

[Guest]

gotta love trolls..

they try to keep us in line and tell us how to run our lives....




THANK YOU TROLLS...

without you..... we might actually have fun

 

[Guest]

Still running up the score on the trolls, I see...

yep...
I refuse to let a troll get to me.
too many great people were run off because this and some other assholes shit...

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oops. Forget this one!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Take no prisoners!

 

[Morden]

<comes in with the groesome head of a troll on the end of a pike>

"Does this help Jaded? I know there is more out there, but I GOT ONE!"

<grins>

 

[Guest]

<comes in with the groesome head of a troll on the end of a pike>

"Does this help Jaded? I know there is more out there, but I GOT ONE!"

<grins>

*kisses Morden on the cheek*

thank you sweetie. now...where should we put this? lol

 

[Guest]

*Yawn*

Give it up, slut. Your act is old. Go back to your husband or whatever. Maybe try marriage counseling. And, who are you trying to kid about being the "sweet and innocent good girl"? just stop cheating already and then you can say you are not!

 

[Morden]

<ponders>

"We could mummify it and place it in a case in the front room. Sort of a hotel Mascot?"

 

[Guest]

* Welcome to the Hotel Literotica.....

Such a fun filled place.....
with lots of leather and lace...

Plenty of Trolls at the Hotel Literotica.....
if you have some fun...
then maybe you'll get one........

I think that I write real lame at the hotel literotica....
but you see I don't care.....
cuz I have great underwear.... *




hehe yeah yeah I know lol

 

[Morden]

<would have caught that one except I am laughing to hard>

"Would that a few words scattered on a board amongst friends counted as cheating. Perhaps you think that the Tooth Faerie is real?"

 

[Guest]

Re: *Yawn*

Give it up, slut. Your act is old. Go back to your husband or whatever. Maybe try marriage counseling. And, who are you trying to kid about being the "sweet and innocent good girl"? just stop cheating already and then you can say you are not!

whatever........

 

[Guest]

OMG

you mean... talking about sex is cheating...

damn damn damn



I feel soooo fucking guilty

 

[Guest]

* Welcome to the Hotel Literotica.....

Such a fun filled place.....
with lots of leather and lace...

Plenty of Trolls at the Hotel Literotica.....
if you have some fun...
then maybe you'll get one........

I think that I write real lame at the hotel literotica....
but you see I don't care.....
cuz I have great underwear.... *

Stop showing your ignorant blondnessm, whore. That, too, is getting old!

 

[latefrost]

fundamentalist, or husband's friend?

pretty much gotta be one of the two.

jealous, in either case. nice avatar, jaded.

yummy.