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Patrick O'Shaugnessy
Third generation Irish-American firefighter. 5'10", 190 pounds, muscular build. Brown eyes, red-brown hair.
I love being a firefighter...the pride of having graduated at the very top of my class in the Fire Academy. Being accepted in the department, which hires only the top half-perecent of firefighters. The adrenaline rush at a fire scene. The physical exertion that had put me in the best physical shape of my life. The feeling I'm doing something worthwhile in saving lives and property. The long, rich, and proud traditions of the fire service! Even the science of it: understanding about flashovers, backdrafts, air flows, how smoke is more deadly than flame. And the amazing new technologies, like goggles that can see through dense smoke.
Plus the way so many ladies think firefighters are HOT! Definitely a nice fringe benefit! Especially among women who had seen me as Mister February on this year's firefighters calendar! A pic, I'm proud to say, that had made many a young hottie ask me to personally warm-away the chill of February for them.
But if there's one thing I truly hate about the job, it's building inspections. Dressing up in doofy uniforms that were out of style half a century ago. Driving from building to building, poking around where's there's actually no danger, no emergency. Harassing citizens to put in and test smoke detectors. Writing long reports about every hazard. Yeah I know it's a vital part of the job and helps PREVENT fires. And helps educate the public for their own safety (those who will actually LISTEN). But inspections are boring as hell!
And the questions from civilians. Some of their questions just redefine DUMB!
Today's inspection was at an apartment building. Naturally, neither the landlord nor the super was anywhere to be found! So I had to knock on each and every apartment door. My disposition was souring by the minute. It took everything I had to smile pleasantly and politely at each apartment.
I was just about to leave the building entirely and drive the truck back to the station, when a female voice called out "Excuse me? Mister Fierfighter.....sir!"
Oh hell, here we go again. Another totally DUMB question from some blue-haired 85-year-old grandma.
But when I turned around to make eye contact, I was speechless. The young lady standing before me would make a Victoria's Secret model look ugly by comparison!
I was speechless! I just stood there tongue-tied, slowly looking her up and down, awaiting her question, hoping she might introduce herself, hoping we might somehow connect. Hoping that what she wanted to ask me was to autograph her copy of the firefighter's calendar...maybe ask me if I really look that great shirtless, and want me to show her....in her apartment.
Yeah right, fat chance of any of THAT!
Third generation Irish-American firefighter. 5'10", 190 pounds, muscular build. Brown eyes, red-brown hair.
I love being a firefighter...the pride of having graduated at the very top of my class in the Fire Academy. Being accepted in the department, which hires only the top half-perecent of firefighters. The adrenaline rush at a fire scene. The physical exertion that had put me in the best physical shape of my life. The feeling I'm doing something worthwhile in saving lives and property. The long, rich, and proud traditions of the fire service! Even the science of it: understanding about flashovers, backdrafts, air flows, how smoke is more deadly than flame. And the amazing new technologies, like goggles that can see through dense smoke.
Plus the way so many ladies think firefighters are HOT! Definitely a nice fringe benefit! Especially among women who had seen me as Mister February on this year's firefighters calendar! A pic, I'm proud to say, that had made many a young hottie ask me to personally warm-away the chill of February for them.
But if there's one thing I truly hate about the job, it's building inspections. Dressing up in doofy uniforms that were out of style half a century ago. Driving from building to building, poking around where's there's actually no danger, no emergency. Harassing citizens to put in and test smoke detectors. Writing long reports about every hazard. Yeah I know it's a vital part of the job and helps PREVENT fires. And helps educate the public for their own safety (those who will actually LISTEN). But inspections are boring as hell!
And the questions from civilians. Some of their questions just redefine DUMB!
Today's inspection was at an apartment building. Naturally, neither the landlord nor the super was anywhere to be found! So I had to knock on each and every apartment door. My disposition was souring by the minute. It took everything I had to smile pleasantly and politely at each apartment.
I was just about to leave the building entirely and drive the truck back to the station, when a female voice called out "Excuse me? Mister Fierfighter.....sir!"
Oh hell, here we go again. Another totally DUMB question from some blue-haired 85-year-old grandma.
But when I turned around to make eye contact, I was speechless. The young lady standing before me would make a Victoria's Secret model look ugly by comparison!
I was speechless! I just stood there tongue-tied, slowly looking her up and down, awaiting her question, hoping she might introduce herself, hoping we might somehow connect. Hoping that what she wanted to ask me was to autograph her copy of the firefighter's calendar...maybe ask me if I really look that great shirtless, and want me to show her....in her apartment.
Yeah right, fat chance of any of THAT!
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