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Phonesex? anyone? anyone? ok, I'll settle for hot chat.
*grumbling* stupid hormones!!!
*grumbling* stupid hormones!!!
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Ok...how pathetic am I...
don't answer that...
don't answer that...
Todd-'o'-Vision
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If you will make the call I'll give you my number
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hugging PB tight...........
Hmmmmmmm you could call me if you like.........
Hmmmmmmm you could call me if you like.........
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Seems to me you are all out of said country and Perky...
a hotdog isn't gonna do it today... I'm thinking cucumber.
It's the hormones talking...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
a hotdog isn't gonna do it today... I'm thinking cucumber.
It's the hormones talking...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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Re: From an issue of "Playgirl" some years ago...
ROFL!!!
APhil said:
ROFL!!!
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Yes out of said country.....Sorry PB, hmmmmm I could move.....lol 
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I have come to realize that when you offer it...nobody wants it.
Life is weird.
Life is weird.
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In other news, phone sex is yesterday.
In other news, throw a microphone into your instant messenger and prop it up. Volia. Handsfree audio communication. Hands free.
In other news, this leaves your hands free.
In other news, do you think I'll get away with buying a webcam, sticking a mirror in front of it and then claiming that I'm in search of my long lost twin?
In other news, throw a microphone into your instant messenger and prop it up. Volia. Handsfree audio communication. Hands free.
In other news, this leaves your hands free.
In other news, do you think I'll get away with buying a webcam, sticking a mirror in front of it and then claiming that I'm in search of my long lost twin?
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I must be on someone's ignore list sniffles
sniffles
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Todd-'o'-Vision said:I must be on someone's ignore list
Uhhh...no, your in Canada sweetie pie.
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That's what we get for being Canadian hotToddy..........
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Sixth said:
In other news...phonesex is fun for me! Have a microphone used it...I'll pass. I like to lay down when ummm...letting my fingers do the walking.
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april-wine said:That's what we get for being Canadian hotToddy..........
Still loveable just the same.
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april-wine said:That's what we get for being Canadian hotToddy..........
So how about you giving me a phone call April Wine.? seeing as PB doesn't want to call me.
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PacificBlue said:
In other news...phonesex is fun for me! Have a microphone used it...I'll pass. I like to lay down when ummm...letting my fingers do the walking.
... but, but...
Phones are alien creatures which are disguised so that you willingily hold them up to your ear. Then, once they're against your ear and you're otherwise distracted, they send forth tendrils of engery into your brain, manipulate your neurons and make you say things you wouldn't normally say.
I have proof! Have you noticed how hard it is to put the phone down even as you're saying goodbye. Some people are effected on a larger scale than others, these people start to bend over and sort of duck their head down towards the ground as they say, "Right. I'll see you later. Bye. Bye. Later. Bye..." all the while their head gets closer to the ground and it's because the alien implant will not give up control!
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*shaking head*
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Sixth said:
hmmm... interesting phenomenon. This has to do with my need to cum how?
Sorry, all the blood has rushed from my head to my clit.
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PacificBlue said:
hmmm... interesting phenomenon. This has to do with my need to cum how?
Sorry, all the blood has rushed from my head to my clit.
Plus. Bingo.
Plus. Microphone's don't charge by national boundaries. It's free.
However. No fear. You've a stated perference for phone. That's cool. I accept that. A phone fetish is the last of your worries when you're gagging to cum.
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Sixth said:
gagging?!?!? I thought I was just getting very, very, very wet.
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PacificBlue said:
gagging?!?!? I thought I was just getting very, very, very wet.
Well.
Dear.
Unless you have your hands in your knickers and your fingers in your pussy and unless you're typing one handed and stroking one handed, I can't imagine my phone-warnings are making you wet.
Then again, perhaps you have a good imagination, perhaps you're able to picture what you might be doing in ten minutes time with your fingers while someone's husky voice entertains your telephone ear.
I dunno.
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