Hot or Cold???

[ABSTRUSE]

If Bush gets in again,
would you prefer to move to the warmer climate of Mexico or the cooler climate of Canada???

 

[Guest]

I'd rather move in with you, Abs.

I'll wash the dishes and everything.

 

[minsue]

Mexico calls

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'd rather move in with you, Abs.

I'll wash the dishes and everything.

You can be my best bitch.

 

[Guest]

I voted for Mexico of course, but really it would be between Venice and Yorkshire.

I'm going home soon to cheer up by watching "Eastenders" .

Perdita

 

[Guest]

being the true masochist that i am...ill just stay here and linger in the mess that we create.
though i have bitching rights should things not turn out the way i want them to...cuz i did vote

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I voted for Mexico of course, but really it would be between Venice and Yorkshire.

I'm going home soon to cheer up by watching "Eastenders" .

Perdita

No shit, I wouldn't have guessed that one...lol.

I wish Eastenders was on out here, I miss it.

Vell, if it turns to shit, I'll come up that way and we can swing up to Boston and tour Sam Adams brewery and get thrown out for vat diving.

 

[impressive]

Mexico! Or -- even further south -- Costa Rica!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I truly preferred a warmer climate . . .

. . . until my Canadian boyfriend showed me how Canadian’s keep warm.

 

[Guest]

You can be my best bitch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

SHHHhhhh it's to throw him off....

 

[rgraham666]

Not going anywhere. I'm already here.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm going home soon to cheer up by watching "Eastenders" .

Now there is a frightening thought ... being cheered up by Eastenders?

 

[TheEarl]

I'm going home soon to cheer up by watching "Eastenders" .

Perdita

I would have said that was oxymoronic. Eastenders is television to commit suicide to.

The Earl

 

[fifty5]

I voted for Mexico of course, but really it would be between Venice and Yorkshire.
Perdita

Venice - well, it's Venice - but which part of Yorkshire? Howarth Moor, metropolitan Sheffield, or Leeds, the plains around York (or York itself), a shut-down coalfield, the coast? Skipton, Kettlewell, Keighley, Bradford, Rotherham? Yorkshire has everything (sometimes even sunshine - though this is the wrong time of year to think about that): hills, dales, moors, big cities, towns, villages and open country, both wild and farmed...

Give us a Riding at least, P...

Eff

 

[razor_nut]

Well I have yet to really explore my masochistic/submissive side, so I'll stay. Like vella_ms said I'll have bitching rights. And bitching is really fun.

 

[Guest]

I would have said that was oxymoronic. Eastenders is television to commit suicide to.

It's such an utterly foreign world to me. I enjoy all those miserable characters, and tonight especially they will take my mind off the election (for an hour). Then I'll choose a DVD, perhaps a Hitchcock.

On my way home I went to buy a half-bottle of Champagne but my shop was out, didn't want a full bottle so got a nice red table wine.

Eff: that would be the west riding. In fact I am making plans to visit York and Haworth either before or after xmastime. Plus Venice o'course.

40 minutes til E-enders,

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Canada is nice, I'm used to the cold.

 

[rgraham666]

As I've said before, I can put american refugees up at my place for a couple of days at least.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As I've said before, I can put american refugees up at my place for a couple of days at least.

Party at RG's place, we'll call it Abstrusions North.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

After this election I have accepted that too many America must have been so frightened by 911 that our citizens have asphyxiated their intellect with plastic sheeting and duct tape, and given up rational thought for the duration.

As a result, much like the early part of the previous century, the time has come to consider emigration. Only on this occasion, instead of immigrating TO America, now seems a good time to be emigrating FROM America.

My closest target is just next door, so I emailed my Canadian boyfriend for a list of possible employers that like Joe’s Bar & Grill & Bar might offer me employment.

Here is his response, which I have been pouring over.

The Landing Strip and the Airport Strip sounded much too noisy with all those jets coming and going.

The Brass Rail sounded a bit to transient for any but the most rudimentary of acts, while the Whiskey A-Go-Go to me indicates a crowd a trifle too alcoholic for the audience to be pay attention.

The Upper Brass sounds like a far too militaristic venue for my taste.

Caddy's suggested an outlet where I might have to keep on the lookout for gopher holes.

And Cheaters Tavern suggests much the same thing, only with disgruntled spouses substituting for gophers.

The French Connection did not connect, as I can speak only a smidgeon of grade twelve French.

As for Scanty's — there is something declasse in working in any establishment which has been named after somebody’s underwear.

Finally, there was the Zanzibar , but after John Brunner’s Hugo, I knew that it was not a place which I could ever stand on.


No, I haven’t given up on my Canadian boyfriend, but I am now Googling for strip clubs in Britain and Australia, as well.

 

[Guest]

I'm going home soon to cheer up by watching "Eastenders" .

Perdita

That bad, eh?


Everyone, come to Little Britain, opened in 1972 by her majesty the Queen.

A place you'd love to live

This is quite seriously the best thing on TV at the moment. Fucking genius!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That bad, eh?


Everyone, come to Little Britain, opened in 1972 by her majesty the Queen.

A place you'd love to live

This is quite seriously the best thing on TV at the moment. Fucking genius!

Lou

I'm just moving in with you bitch, stuff the tea and stock up on the coffee and lagers.......and no boring English foods either.

 

[Guest]

I'm just moving in with you bitch, stuff the tea and stock up on the coffee and lagers.......and no boring English foods either.

I don't do boring.

Ok, there's space under the stairs, but you might have to give Billy a shove now and again.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't do boring.

Ok, there's space under the stairs, but you might have to give Billy a shove now and again.

Lou

I have a flea collar and the posture of boiled shrimp...I'm there baby!!!